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whoa... how did the ring thing and all work out... i mean... can he even talk?!? and... it's pedo *and* gay marriage combined! you can be lucky you're still alive! surely not in Texas! |
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Just giving you hard time dude, relax. Thats what guys do, although Ive never intentially gone to one, although I have delivered pizzas to some, back in the day, what a bunch of skanks. And there was a music bar/strip club, The Royal Grove, and when you go to buy tickets inside, you see the skanks there. Ewww I feel nasty just thinking about it. Yes, the days of bangin' women who are mildly attractive or just to get out he juices are fun, then you hook up with thier hot little friends and have a real go. Aww the days of yesteryear. |
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What ? Im married to my wife Laura of 7+ years, going very good, thank you and Mr. Braeden just turned 18 months AND HE IS BEYOND WONDERFUL AND THE JOY OF OUR LIVES. |
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While you are here thinking and asking for ideas to approach her...some dude in the street will ask her out and will fuck with her. Its that easy for some people.. |
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On the one hand, you are probably right. On the other hand, is it really GOOD to make girls think that u like her if u don"t? |
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FUCK ELMO !! Just go ask her today, if she would like to go to a movie or out to dinner with you. Either she will fuck you that night, or you will have to wait. The End. |
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Ohohoh don't forget she's gonna work in the very same room as me for 2 years. I don't wanna fuck my situation. |
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It appears that shes very obviously interested in you to some degree. If you don't just ask her to do something some other cunt will and your willy will shrivel up and fall off. |
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lol @ "willy will shrivel up and fall off" |
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I don't know, perhaps she's like that with everybody. Today she bought a new pull-over and asked me to touch it. A bit later, she said she was going to see HAIRSPRAY at the movies tomorrow. (I know it probably sucks a lot.) I asked if she's gonna go there with her (female) friends and she said: no, with a (male) friend. Then I said a little "ah", as if I was a bit disappointed, anf she said just after "oh, it's an old friend which whom I went to school". But later, shes touched my foot with hers and said "sorry". Later, I put my feet under her desk as we were talking, in order that she touch me again. She did a few times, without saying "sorry", but I dunno if she thought it ws my foot or the desk bars. |
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It's so exciting. |
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I'm In Love Evelyn King (Kashif Saleem) [Ive been thinkin?bout you] [The way I feel about you] I had you on my mind Way we met it all happened so fast It was love in your eyes When we touched there was love, so lets make it last [Sometimes you cant tell if love is real] If love is real [There aint no doubt about the way I feel] The way I feel, yeah [Ive been thinkin?bout you] And there aint no doubt about it, Im in love [The way I feel about you] There just aint no doubt about it, Im in love [Im in love] [Im in love] I woke up late last night Visions of you real they seem Needed you by my side Now with you in my life I can live in this dream [Sometimes you cant tell if love is real] If love is real [There aint no doubt about the way I feel] The way I feel [Ive been thinkin?bout you] And there aint no doubt about it, Im in love [The way I feel about you] There just aint no doubt about it, Im in love [Im in love] Im in love, yeah...hey...yeah... [Im in love, Im in love, Im in love] [Love, oh...] [Ive been thinkin?bout you] [The way I feel about you] [Im in love] Im in love, love, love, yeah, yeah, yeah [Ive been thinkin?bout you] Baby And there aint no doubt about it, Im in love [The way I feel about you] There just aint no doubt about it, Im in love [Im in love] Im in love, ah [Im in love] Im in love, ooh [Ive been thinkin?bout you] Ooh And there aint no doubt about it, Im in love [The way I feel about you] Way I feel about you, there aint no doubt about it [Im in love] No, no, Im in love |
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I just go trough that. I tell this girl that I love her and all that stuff... but the thing is that i told her that very, very late. While we were friends, she loves me too... when I told her about my feelings..it was to late. Now she is fucking with someone else. And its not that big deal... i still talk to her and I talk about my imaginary girlfriend so she doesnt know that im still pathetic |
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Ask her out ! |
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Pick something you want to do and ask her to go with you. "Hey I'm buying groceries tonight you wanna hang out ?" "I gotta buy shoes, wanna come with?" etc etc, THEN if you guys are hanging a good time you can do something else from there, goto a bar, grab a bubble tea, go for coffee ... If you can hold your horses for a couple of dates, you might have a GF. |
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"The person you love and the person who loves you are never, ever the same person." Invisible Monsters... Chuck Palahniuk. |
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You can do the Seinfeld trick... Do a bet with her about anything... who loose take the other person to a dinner...obviously you bet for the old lady against Mike Tyson |
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Hum sounds cool. If she refuses, does it mean that she doesn't like me? |
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It means that this thread is turning out to be very sad. At least Elmo has his spewey back. |
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nobody refuses a innocent bet... are you started to fuck with elmo?? Is that your sperm??? That is veeery sad.... you cant go any lower.. another palahniuk quote: "The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. " |
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It's the avatar someone did for me. I can't refuse a present. |
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sidenote: Whats her name and you should post a picture of her in this thread to make it more real. |
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Knowing her name and what she looks like would probably not help u advising me, plus I'm not sure she'd like to find her pic on the internet in this thread. Anyway, all I can say is that she has a typical french name, she has a cute face and a nice body but she's not that slim to be honest, but I don't care. |
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The main thing I'm worried about is that she's 3 years older than me but she does crazy things as she was still 16. |
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Fat chicks rule. |
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She is not fat, tell that again and I hack your account. |
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Hey it's the cumbo!! ;D |
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:) |
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Laugh OnLine! In all seriousness I think Oxygenfad has told you the best thing to do in this situation. Start with something small, like shopping and if it goes well progress on from there. If she keeps tickling you and touching your foot then I'm surprised you're still in two minds to be honest! Just make sure you end up plowing the right fold, she wont ask you out again if you end up just banging one of her side boobs. |
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Jerry : Oh !! Let me ask you a question . Was the movie part of the bet ? Kramer leaves Elaine : No . We were both in the mood for one . Jerry : You know Elaine , It is not my way to intrude on the personal lives of close fiends .... Elaine : Oh is that so . Jerry : Absolutely . But I feel I must inform you that what happened last night was more than a simple bet . Elaine : What are you talking about ? Jerry : Come on . Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars . He made a bet he knew he was going to lose just to take you to dinner Elaine : If he wanted to ask me out why didn't he just ask me. Jerry : Because if he doesn't ask you out he doesn't get rejected . He has found a dating loop hole . Elaine : I don't buy it. Kramer walks in with more change Jerry : So what happened after the movie ? Elaine : Nothing . He walked me home . Jerry : To the door ? Elaine : Yeah . Jerry : That's a date . Elaine : No it's not . Jerry : But I never walk you home . Elaine : That's just because your a jackass . Kramer : Ah !! I found a quarter . Anybody want there clothes heated up ? Jerry : No , no . Elaine : No , no . Jerry : So how did you leave it with him ? Elaine : I am supposed to meet him to pick up your cigars . Jerry : That's another loop hole . That's two dates without asking you out . Elaine : Your crazy ! Jerry : Crazy like a man . |
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Your only 13 fucking years old !!!!!!!!!!! fuck man, have fun, be crazy, fuck her in her 16 year old ass. And I doubt she will ever see this thread, or has even heard of xltronic.com or has even heard of IDM or has even heard of Aphex Twin or Autechre. 16 year olds do it better (wait thats jail bait) 13 OMG, I was playing catch and skateboarding at that age. not trying to get my dick wet. |
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The girl acts like she's 16. Shes 20something if I remember an earlier post in this thread correctly. This thread has actually perturbed me. I feel uncomfortable learning this much about the life of someone from an IDM message board who I have never met in real life. |
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I'm fucking 23. |
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And she's turning out 26 in two weeks. What whould I do for her birthday? She made a cake for mine. |
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Dildo? |
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Yeah a double ended one, then you can both use it at the same time! |
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As oxygenfad said, if I can't buy her something, I could invite her out or make her a cake (or a pizza, i'm good at that and perhaps)? |
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for her birthday you could book both of you the day off work and have a picnic. |
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that picnic idea is really lovely! Or even if you were at work you could do a picnic in the lunch hour...Earlier you said did it matter fi you had different tastes in music and films. I don't think it matters if she is kind and sweet and you can laugh together- those are really th emost important things and it sounds like she knows you like her so why not ask her for the picnic. She will think it is a fantastic gesture as I do! |
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it sounds like she like you |
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you mean you havent asked her out yet? |
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Oh no, I think it's totally dead. =( This morning we were working nicely together, laughing a lot, it was really cool. But at one moment I slightly touched her knee with mine (it wasn't done on purpose) and she said "It's my knee!" and I said "Sorry." End. |
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I officially give up with this girl. =( It's probably better anyway. |
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I read your post as saying she was 16, and you being 3 years younger = 13. You dont have shit in your profile, so forgive me dude. |
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what a sad and pathetic end :( is that alll???? |
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Same. Truely a laugh out loud moment :) Almost crying funny. |
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Dude , you live in France, there are chicks all over! |
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61,538,322 ppl there to be exact. |
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Yes, true, I'll try with someone else probably one day. I'll mind their knees this time. :( |
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