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This has nothing do with this thread: For the first time ever I'm watching The Bill. They just said that someons ISP address is something that identifies you on the internet. I chortled. |
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where is this "WAR ON" thread thats so funny, i could do with a laugh... |
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finally, some pussy. |
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I got this back "Actually I have a penis." And then she linked me to her amazon.com autobiography about her personal crusade against Zoloft laced viagra. |
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:O OH DEAR MY!!! |
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Shit, I just realized that she will read that. |
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why? did you give her the link to this thread? |
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She's hot. Not exotic or striking enough to be a model but I bet everybody wants to do her. She has hairier arms than me. |
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She's alright, I reckon after a few pints I'd let her suck me off. |
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I humbly disagree. For her to be a model she needs to crunch up those abs. Perhaps diet a bit. Shes too thick to be an actual model. Thats just common sense. Is she an attractive girl? I dont know. i cant decide. She looks too much like a stereotypical drug addict that wants to do porn for a drug addiction. I am sorry but i am just being honest. Could she do porn? Probably but nothing worth while. I mean we are obviously not talking Perfect 10 but i am sure larry flint could find a niche if she doesnt mind peeing on camera. Overall if she wants to be a real model i would recommend taking that metal out of her face and growing her hair out. She needs to be at least 5"7' and generally under 115. she looks over 130 (tits and soft stomach) |
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Man, you got a way with words. This is somebodys girl, for crying out loud! Have some respect..... :D |
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I'm with Bob on this one. |
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Eh? You disagree with me, but... yet I agree with everything you just said! *head explodes What do you disagree with? I don't think she could be a model, either. I don't find her attractive at all but I know a lot of guys would. Girls that look like that get play. |
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the first girl i ever got busy with looked kinda like her. when i was in highschool i thought she was damn hot. later i realized she was kinda white trash, but yo, i was a teenager with a boner and she was willing to touch it. |
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To be honest she could probably get work modeling and as virginpusher has said a few trips to the gym a week and a protein and water diet would get her there quickley. She has good cheek bones. She should put her profile onto www.onemodelplace.com. |
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why dont we do it for her???? |
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Oh wait nevermind, I think I follow you now. And now I don't totally agree with you, I just KIND of agree with you. But generally I agree with you. |
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hahaah! was it too harsh? I felt like that dude on howard stern with the lazer pointer that can tear up the hottest girls ever. ophecks: girls that look like that put out constantly. That's why i originally made the post "I can almost smell the wear and tear of her sexual organ from here." I think i disagreed with the "shes hot" aspect. I find her plain. It all comes down to face. Most girls have a decent stomach and have tits. But its about face and with her drugged apprearence i dont think "potential life partner". I doubt any guy would unless they were hard up for some poon. Ofcourse half of us wouldnt mind kickin back a couple o' drinks with the boys and then drunkenly trying to get some head. Then again where i come from we call girls like that "headhunters" and we dont touch em. You can smell the dick on their breath across the bar and then they want to be all flirtatious. Thats where Mr. VirginP whips out his stop sign and informs her that flirtation is part of the romance tip and reserve for ladies with class. So what does that leave us with? Jerking off on her? Better than the shower floor i guess. I have gone too far i am sorry |
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Thats my one of my favorite posts in this thread! :D |
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brilliant. |
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Perhaps Ophecks can get this thread pinned for us? So that funny dude who started the thread realises how fit we think his bird is. I'd make her wash the dirty pots on her way out. And shit in her purse. |
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oh yes WAR ON pin it!!! |
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She's pretty fucking hot, dude. |
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our admin are the only ones who can pin topics. funny how this all turned out though |
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it think it's best for this thread to be deleted. seriously. |
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Here's how it went down: Girl: I totally want to be a model when i graduate highschool. Illfates: You're in luck! I have a digital camera and a cable modem! Girl: Yay! will you take slutty pictures of me and put them on the internet? Illfates: I love you. |
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and like 50 of us think you should get a better avatar but lets be honest.... it wouldnt be XLT if we got what we wanted more stuff coming soon people...... |
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Like you've never created an abortion of a topic? Get some fucking brasso on that kettle whilst you're calling it black. |
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yeah but this topic is pure FAV+ let's see: it's funny it's cruel it's "sexy" it's over 100 posts it's got bob asking to see "her rat" FAV+! |
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I'm fucking fav+ing mate. |
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I thought she looked quite attractive. But with fairly uninspired and low budget photography those poor saps brought up on a steady diet of advertisment airbrushed perfection can't tell good looking from a leper with the bends. |
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AND NOW FOR A SPECIAL PART OF THE THREAD CALLED "Post examination" During this episode we will examine the thread authors post and go into it with hypothetical questions!!!11 intro with appropreate themesong plays How about the "i love her" comment? Does he really love her or does he love expoliting her!!?!? Audience gasps which includes mild applause I want the following posters to look at the attached file and ask themselves the same question. How could you honestly say you love this girl? You are using this to boost your own ego! IS THIS REALLY YOUR OWN GIRL??? audience marks out Let's go to some calls...... Your on the air caller. Evolume: yeah panda i just wanted to say that i hit that 17 times in the 8th grade and..... audience marks out hard making the rest of the call inaudible (yelling over the credits)WE GOTTA GO TO COMMERCIAL WELL BE RIGHT BACK |
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hey did I say anything about the dude or his girlfriend? I'm just saying that MAYBE this is getting a bit out of hand. don't put any words in my mouth. |
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I didn't put any words into your mouth. Read my post again. The once more and then again. Maybe you'lll understand it then. |
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just one of the reasons this thread is so embarassing. |
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that's worse than the old one. Do you not like it when things get out of hand??? |
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it depends...but most of the time...no I guess the dude just wanted to show of his gf. but I think he choose the wrong mb to do this...hehe |
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yup. i have sent pictures on the internet but not on a public forum. thats just begging for threads like this |
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ok I think you misunderstood my first post. or I misunderstood your post and my post. I was just saying this because I think it's getting a bit out of hand. nothign more nothing less. I wasn't commenting on the topicstarter or the pics or whatever. that's it. |
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dont you call it a rat where you come from? obviously not to the face of the lady, but between friends in the UK, it is referred to as a rat. Am I right?? |
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it's fun, stop being such a ninny |
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Yeah, go find a boring thread to hang out in. |
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has anyone up to this point asked if she does speed? |
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we call it lots of things, but "rat" is better than all the names i know. |
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better be safe... |
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I listen to nothing but "Rpeg" at all times I can't even hear you. |
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Well, now you got a new word for it. It's a real versatile name too, as in: "Go on, get your rat out," "Show us your rat then," or my personal favourite: "Is that your rat I can smell, darling?" |
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hahah! i dont want to even think of anything being as hairy and wet and dirty as a rat. omgosh |
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I prefer Growler. |
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