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Growler is a beauty. Hairy axe wound is also pretty good, as is badly packed kebab. |
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oh god stop. i'm gonna' pee. seriously |
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Squishmitten Gut Locker Ham Wallet. These deserve a whole thread. |
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stink mitt |
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alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, yoni |
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your girl is cute, she reminds me of the early days of Brianna Banks, when she used the nickname Mirage, those were nice days |
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plumbers toolbag. hairy bike stand. |
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front bottom is good, so is beetle bonnet. |
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i like coin slot and sugar cookie |
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yeah, back on topic. So when is illfates coming back? After he has slept in her arms, and he in hers?? Do you reckon he is up to his nuts in guts, as we speak?? |
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this obsession with "the neverending story" must STOP! |
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elbow deep in anus? that would make for some new pics! |
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time for a whip round, me thinks. |
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hahaha! This thread really brought out the best of XLT! I hope this trend continues. |
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wow. you guys posted like 140 times since I went to sleep. That page has gotten more hits than any page on my website (i kind of figured) and more hits from THIS website than any music i've ever posted. To you naysayers: A good photographer and some airbrushing and it'd look like the standard of american photoexaggeration, what would happen if i posted pictures of you as my girlfriend here? internet forums are very inconsiderate places, i know this and knew this darn well. but, they're also sources of strange wisdom. |
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tell her to get her rat out then. |
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you said "sexy" and we are dude so we tend to analyze and talk some BS as we would in real life. the only thing missing here is the drinks. This is typical guy stuff here: girl trash talk BS laughs |
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$10 says shes got razor burn |
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This is a very good thread. |
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I think she has killed herself by now. |
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I'll take that bet, mister. Either that, or a great big Brillo pad. |
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i totally shouldnt have loled at that |
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hahaa! shes secretly got a "marge simpson" under there! :D |
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*feels forumtourettes coming up* |
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damn... this is such a terrible thread in so many ways. |
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But still good, right. someone go fetch illfates, i got questions for him. |
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"what would happen if i posted pictures of you as my girlfriend here?" ..? what do you mean..? |
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unanswered questions are abound in this thread |
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i'm right here. |
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I'd probably be beating off to pictures of myself licking rocks. |
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what does your missus think of all this then? we got the cash for all the other pics, hows about it?? post more pics please, she is pretty hot actually, joking aside. |
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omgosh! i didnt know it read like that! ahhah i'd say jenny but half of us would recieve an unknown b7 |
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don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to have a go at you, illfates - I just really don't get that sentence. |
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observation: this thread is popular. |
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And no one is trying to have a go with his girlfriend either! ZING! |
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i told her i finished working on that portfolio style website and posted it on a dorky internet forum for kicks when i went to bed 12 hours ago.. she was happy about it then. she'll come home and probably read all of this, be disgusted with some of you, amused by others.. god only knows what you sods sent to her gmail account. i like all the attention. i'm an attention whore. |
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haha. make her post some more "interesting" pics |
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she might get off on all the attention though. |
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She's not my type. |
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If you posted the pics on www.onemedelplace.com She might get some work. In the mean time show us the rat! |
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sorry www.onemodelplace.com |
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it means he wants you to be his girlfriend and then he'll take pictures of you and post them on the internets and then something would happen. |
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so wait. you posted it here then told her about it? And she didn't get mad? That girl's a keeper. |
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still no rat? amazing. :D haha zilty ladies and gentlemen! |
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damn guys.. she's inclined to have me to remove them. she says you don't deserve to look at these pictures.. i was just trying to share my sexy girlfriend with my favorite bunch of internet dorks.. those photos got more page impressions than any music i've ever posted here. you liars, fakes, you're IDM fans hungry for porn AN OUTRAGE!R@F heh, i asked her if she wanted an account to reply to all of this, and she responded "Wouldn't that take too much time?" |
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get a pic of her with "virginpusher" written on her neck and looking upwards. thatd be tight. would would that be 3-4 personal avatars. i'll make you both a pb&j sandwich |
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you shouldnt have posted them in the first place |
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shes too fat shes too short shes got bad skin try a career in gonzo pornography instead |
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nice job saying what everybody else said two hours late |
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Best thread in a long time. Can you get her to sign up and counter our comments please? That would fucking rule. I'd give her a premium account too so she could cuss us down with words. COMRADE F MK II |
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