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offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-14 10:11 [#01532538]
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I thought the first Matrix film was enjoyable really and
tainted by only a few flaws.

The sequels though, they were actually flaws themselves.
Absolutely hollow filmmaking.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-06-21 02:56 [#01639157]
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it isn't really a movie, but that sitcom with woopie
goldberg called woopie is so fucking crap. really.
especially when politics come in the dialogs are so fucking
forced. I can't really explain it but it's so obvious they
try to be neutral that it gets laughable.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-21 03:12 [#01639165]
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I remember my mates rented this film called 'Monkey Bone'(r)
which was outrageously crap! it practically ruined the
careers of Whoopie Goldberg and the dude from George of the
Jungle. We didnt even finish seeing the film it wasthat bad,
though it was not for want of trying because he had spent
£3.50 on the one nights rental.



 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-21 03:27 [#01639178]
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the recent remake of the hulk is fucking apalling. i cant
believe i paid 5 quid to watch that. thats the only film ive
ever walked out on.


 

offline staz on 2005-06-21 03:29 [#01639179]
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Amelie is a piece of shit movie.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-21 03:32 [#01639182]
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audrey tattoo is adorable, i want to feed her grapes


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-06-21 03:41 [#01639184]
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Matrix 2 and 3
Original Sin

i can't remember more right now - and i'm glad


 

offline staz on 2005-06-21 03:56 [#01639193]
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she is annoying


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-21 04:04 [#01639197]
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Seen too many to count. Used to work at a movie theatre. You
would be suprised at the ammount of shit you could put
yourself through when its free, and you have two hours to
kill.

Some notables;

Love, actually; I will never get back the 2.5 hours that I
spent watching this awfull frappe of every single cute and
happy relationship cliche that I ever wanted to kill people
for.

Russian ark; technically it was brilliant, but I don't want
to sit around for an hour and a half watching a contribed
patience-testing commercial for the hermitage art gallery.

Alien v Predator; unfortunately, I actually thought this
could have been fun. I actually paid to get into this.

Ring 2; unfortunately; I actually thought this could have
been fun. I actually paid to get into this.

The judas project; fuck, I hate having religious parents.
Lucky the audience broke into uncontrollable laughter half
way through, and it didn't subside untill it was over.

There are many many more. Thos are the only ones that come
to mind. I could add every movie I have ever watched on the
space network.



 

online big from lsg on 2005-06-21 04:09 [#01639199]
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yea!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-21 04:21 [#01639209]
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amelie was a huge boring disappointment. but still, you cant
look at audrey without wanting to pick her up and hug her.
:)


 

offline Justin from Middelburg (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-21 06:29 [#01639265]
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This is really, really bad. It's actually so bad
that I laughed all the time. It that way it's an excellent
movie.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-21 06:36 [#01639276]
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hahaha its scorpy!


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-06-21 08:07 [#01639399]
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the mercyful furey


 

offline rustic from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 08:18 [#01639405]
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Leave love actually out of this motherfucker!!!!


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-06-21 08:54 [#01639426]
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Waking Life was a waste of my time. As was "The Prince And
Me."


 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2005-06-21 09:25 [#01639452]
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-be cool
-boogeyman
-ring 2
-i, robot



 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-06-21 09:39 [#01639455]
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Limbo


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-06-21 11:33 [#01639549]
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any and all of will smith's movies.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-21 11:50 [#01639569]
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will smith stars as.......... a cocky bent cop with cool one
liners and a sidekick that licks his arse... aka, himself!
tit.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-21 11:51 [#01639570]
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lord of rings


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-21 11:53 [#01639571]
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Magnolia is an impressive attempt at the worst movie I've
seen.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-21 11:54 [#01639572]
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im glad you didnt say lord of the rings.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-21 11:55 [#01639573]
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Was it a coincidence I just finished watching it but 2
minutes ago, and this thread was on my screen??? No, it's
just meaningless.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-21 11:56 [#01639574]
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thanks!

lord of the rings. :)

really i saw only the first episode... it is boring!!!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-21 12:06 [#01639575]
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Hi tridenti! Nobody here likes you except for WooferAttack.
Did you know that?! :) In fact, I think you're the dumbest
fucker on this messageboard. Suck a dick.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-21 12:10 [#01639578]
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hi mappatazee! glad to see you! in this case i said only my
opinion.... what do you want? i don't hate you.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 12:53 [#01639621]
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Magnolia is excellent!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-21 13:01 [#01639648]
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I was going to blacklist you as well but you already were
long ago.

PS Well you like Sponge Bob Square Pants so your opinion is
kind of worthless anyways, I don't know why you think anyone
might give a fuck.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-06-21 13:08 [#01639666]
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batman begins

it sucks big time!



 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-06-26 06:20 [#01644221]
Points: 4949 Status: Lurker



I saw "Driven" (sylvester stallone) on TV yesterday.
what a crap movie that was. aaaaaaargh movies about fast
cars and babes just fucking pisses me off. they are so
empty.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-06-26 06:21 [#01644222]
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the cgi was also a bit stupid at times imo.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-26 06:31 [#01644227]
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i really hated 'memento'.



Attached picture

 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-26 06:43 [#01644233]
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you can't hate anything with guy pearce in it, it is
forbidden. IT'S GUY PEARCE FOR CHRISTS SAKE! GUY PEARCE!!!
HE SHAGGED PLAIN JANE SUPERBRAIN!!!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-26 06:45 [#01644235]
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goldeneye is thr worst film i've had to endure at the cinema
but i did it for the sake of a woman so i can rationalise it
in some shallow way

but really you can add every single james bond film to this
list

*ducks rotten tomatoes*


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-06-26 06:51 [#01644240]
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the old james bond movies have some charm. but the new ones
are a bit crappy imo


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-26 06:59 [#01644243]
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but why take a crap concept and do 25 takes of the same
thing?


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-26 07:10 [#01644247]
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Fuck right off.

PS You condescending twat.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-26 07:23 [#01644248]
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the new kid
the girl next door

as far as "hollywood pulp" goes, those are actually the
worst


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-26 08:33 [#01644268]
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eyes wide shut.


 

online big from lsg on 2005-06-26 09:53 [#01644287]
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unbreakable


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-26 10:16 [#01644291]
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The Village was worse... eugrr.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-06-26 11:02 [#01644314]
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nooooooooooooooooooo
I loved unbreakable. whats so bad about it?


 


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