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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-03-12 19:47 [#01530955]
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hard to tell really, because i usually stop watching when something bores me or i find it too stupid..the last film i stopped watching was LOTR 1.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-12 19:52 [#01530959]
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wow you have a really, REALLY bad taste in films!
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2005-03-12 20:13 [#01530967]
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Paul Thomas Anderson is great. Cunts.
The Worst Films are: Bizita Q, Scary Movie 2, Alien Vs. Predator.
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mrgypsum
on 2005-03-12 21:15 [#01530986]
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i really cant say, i not as finicky for movies as i am music - i find that i can like parts of a movie and dislike other parts for instance
avp - had so much promise and it was actually a cool movie, but i think it suffered from promising too much, it didnt deliver as far as i am concerned, but then again i enjoyed parts of it
dawn of the dead remake - it was just alright - i wasnt really expecting too much, but it got boring quickly
secret window - i think this suffered from the same fate as avp, it promised too much, and ultimately was a let down, i do like the ending though
the hardest movie that i ever had to sit through was fear dot com - that was a terrible movie - but again i can find spots or in fear dot coms case needle points, where it is a semi ok flick.
i liked - shaun of the dead, all of the matrices, scorpion king, american pies, some others mentioned
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Spookyluke
from United States on 2005-03-12 21:56 [#01530995]
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The Bourne Supremacy Lord of the Rings (All of 'em) Boxing Helena Anchorman etc etc etc etc
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Rostasky
from United States on 2005-03-12 22:05 [#01531000]
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Whoever hates the most critically acclaimed movies wins!
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-03-12 22:22 [#01531002]
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hellboy thirteen soul survivors freddy vs jason avp
basically anything hollywood gets their mits on and puts on wash cycle. no need for the dryer, thats the .... HUMAN BRAIN.
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-13 02:13 [#01531044]
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what was wrong with magnolia?
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Dozer
on 2005-03-13 02:13 [#01531045]
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Scary movie 1,2,3 Troy American Pie 2 and 3 Van Heilsing [Basically it's a mix between Underworld and Matrix]
Scream 2 and 3 28 days after Final Destination 1 and 2 Jumanji Alien 1 [But 2,3 and 4 rocks!!!] Matrix reloaded Highlander Harry Potter 2 Titanic Mr Bean alien versus predator
...........To be continued............
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-13 02:24 [#01531047]
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yeah Titanic was awfuls... so overated too.
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Dozer
on 2005-03-13 02:39 [#01531050]
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I fall asleep if I watch this movie lol
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-03-13 06:07 [#01531149]
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what is wrong in your head?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-13 07:13 [#01531206]
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Mannequin on the move
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-03-13 07:23 [#01531221]
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A Clown at Midnight
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Combo
from Sex on 2005-03-13 07:27 [#01531227]
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i must say i agree with u on kill bill and trainspotting !
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2005-03-13 07:30 [#01531234]
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Never Talk to Strangers
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-03-13 08:30 [#01531272]
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some of you are so completely wrong about great movies. :P this comment sums it up: "I like some of PTA's films but never got this."
battlefield earth - set a new standard in shit movies. everything that can go wrong with a film went horribly wrong in this one. however, it is incredibly funny. not intentionally funny, but well worth renting to enjoy with some friends. i've seen it two or three times and it's just hilarious. my favorite part is the huge punchline at the end when the first credit is shown (see the film to "get it").
the hulk - is one of the only films i've ever seen that was completely, uttlery unwatchable. i couldn't stand it - it was a total assault on my eyes and ears! i don't know how i made it through the whole thing - i actually felt sick from it. unlike battlefield earth, this movie has no unintentional humour whatsoever; there's nothing to have a laugh at and enjoy. it's just a long, slow torture. awful.
the matrix 3 - don't ask me why i went to see it since i wasn't into the first one and didn't even watch the second. this movie is just shit, really. utter garbage. the whole audience in the theater i watched it in was literally laughing at it by the end, so i know it wasn't just me. we were all in stitches. the dialogue was fantastic - whoever wrote it deserves an oscar for completely ignoring the need for words to have any semblance of meaning. and also, if i wanted to see a re-telling of the last days of jesus christ, i would have seen the gibson film. a fucking christian cross pops out of his chest in case you didn't understand that he was jesus. so stupid.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-03-13 08:32 [#01531274]
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am i dyslexic or what? "utterly"
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2005-03-13 11:05 [#01531421]
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"wow you have a really, REALLY bad taste in films!"
Yeah I guess so, because you and Jonathan Ross DO like these films. Taking a look at your picks however, Matrix Reloaded,Alien vs. Predator,Men in black 2 , they're a bunch of cheap shots. At least pick a movie that you thought would be wonderful since you read all these positive critics instead of playing it safe and choosing that hollywood pulp. I just think those movies are terribly shit, end of story, you like 'em if you want, it's really no problem.
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pantalaimon
from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-13 11:28 [#01531466]
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no one seen Pearl Harbour?
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2005-03-13 15:52 [#01531746]
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American Psycho 2 :D Edi Garden State Bad Education
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-13 15:58 [#01531753]
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ha ha!!
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SPD
from United States on 2005-03-13 19:51 [#01531990]
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ah come on Death Race 2000 is funny.
i hated Adaptation, yeah, All the Queens Men and The Saddest Music in the World.
the latter two i couldn't even watch all the way though.
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zguru
from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2005-03-13 19:52 [#01531993]
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robot jocks orca breakin 2 - electric boogaloo (so bad, its good!) torque
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Rostasky
from United States on 2005-03-13 19:56 [#01531999]
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One of the worst, that I can think of presently, has to be The Patriot.
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Rostasky
from United States on 2005-03-13 19:57 [#01532000]
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One of the worst, that I can think of presently, has to be The Patriot.
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OK
on 2005-03-13 21:38 [#01532165]
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this horrar flic with sarah michelle gella in it. i think it's called the grudge.
really, awful awful film
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2005-03-13 22:27 [#01532206]
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The Hillside Strangler
Muholland Dr.
Thirteen
Lola
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-03-13 22:39 [#01532208]
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I (heart) Huckabees...what a waste of time.
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2005-03-13 22:58 [#01532211]
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speaking of new-ish artsy fart movies
Eulogy sucked
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DeLtoiD
from Ontario on 2005-03-13 23:25 [#01532215]
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be cool
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mimi
on 2005-03-13 23:57 [#01532224]
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Most recently, Audition.
Other stand-outs:
Insomnia Vanilla Sky Drugstore Cowboy
Oh boy. I'm too tired, my thinking cap's not on. I'll come up with more, I'm sure.
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clint
from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-14 00:03 [#01532225]
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WTF? Mulholland Drive is probably my favourite movie.
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subdeatechate
from San Francisco (United States) on 2005-03-14 00:22 [#01532228]
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Man, it would have to be...
Sweet November.
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-03-14 01:35 [#01532256]
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i'm surprised that more of my favourites haven't been mentioned, but there are certainly a few... as far as shit films, well of course there's a billion terrible hollywood films but who cares... Run Lola Run is a ham-fisted piece of garbage.
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2005-03-14 01:42 [#01532257]
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i love the kill bills, i dont think you can take them too seriously, i find them very refreshing to all the big budget mega star action films that cost a lot more and are supposed to be taken seriously. also it wasnt qt's fault that it was split in two. also think trainspotting is pulled off very well and is also very important.
oh and i hate anything with tom green in too. i'll never let him have any of my money.
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polygon_ring
from somewhere else on 2005-03-14 01:43 [#01532259]
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"mission impossible 2" was crap all the way through. i laughed my lungs out, but i guess that's not what the authors intended. or did they...?
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2005-03-14 01:45 [#01532260]
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also how anyone can put lotr into this category is beyond me; you try adapting a thoudand page, fifty year old, mytholgy. and if you dont like the films then maybe you will enjoy the book, which is MUCH better.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-14 01:46 [#01532262]
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Salton Sea Night Watch (Nochnoj Dozor) Killer Tomatoes with a sequel. It is so bad that it's funny to watch.
Terminator 3 Flying Over A Cuckoos Nest (sorry, I absolutely didn't like it. Can't stop hating it.)
and others which i can't remember.
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pantalaimon
from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-14 04:06 [#01532314]
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i don't think LOTR is very good at all, the directing is terrible, I really don't rate Peter Jackson as a Director...
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pantalaimon
from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-14 04:07 [#01532315]
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and Mulholland Drive is brilliant, doesn't belong in this thread
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2005-03-14 04:15 [#01532322]
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bollocks... you try directing hundreds of cast and crew. its fabulous looking, the effects are perfectly rendered and blended - dont look anything like the cartoon star wars ep1 and 2.
oh yea,
star wars ep 1 star wars ep 2
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-03-14 04:27 [#01532328]
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scary movie resident evil the matrix
their sequels might be worse, but i never watched them so i wouldnt know
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-03-14 04:28 [#01532329]
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oh yeah and jurassic park 2 i had no idea what the heck was going on in that movie
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pantalaimon
from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-14 05:00 [#01532339]
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it was an achievement considering how hard it was to do but there is plenty of dodgy CGI in the films, Legolas climbing the oliphant and some of the scenes in Moria, being 2 of the most obvious... there is lots of good CGI as well.
Maybe its just me but I really hated the way action was directed, way too many close ups, the music was overused and too loud aswell.
Anyway they aren't 'bad' films, just nowhere near as good as some people make out, they are very flawed. 12 endings, silly over the top scenes with Legolas that look like they came from another hollywood film, overacting from the actor that played Frodo to name a few.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-14 05:09 [#01532341]
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resident evil 2 sucks indeed. I haven't seen the first. But I think Bob Mcbob says the truth.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-03-14 05:11 [#01532342]
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Pitch black was a film i hated more then anything
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2005-03-14 05:14 [#01532344]
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i agree. i overcompensated in my initial response. i just love the books.
i really enjoyed the matrix and would love to have seen it at the cinema when it came out.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-14 05:17 [#01532345]
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agreed. i hate all films with Vin Diesel.
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2005-03-14 09:52 [#01532524]
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Mulholland Drive is garbage
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