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offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-12 14:22 [#01530659]
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-Battlefield Earth
that movies couldn't make sense for 10 seconds.
I mean, how many plotholes can a movie have?

-the scorpion king:
bad acting, bad dialogue, to much cgi, and that last scene
where the dude gets shot in the back with an arrow and then
pulls that arrow out and shoots it in into the
villan...is...just....WRONG!!

-the fast and the furious
see above, minus the "and that last scene where the dude
gets shot in the back with an arrow and then pulls that
arrow out and shoots it in into the
villan...is...just....WRONG!!


-to fast to furious
see above, and ludacris should be shot.



 

offline welt on 2005-03-12 14:23 [#01530660]
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mercury puzzle, the crow


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-12 14:23 [#01530661]
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You've just chosen popular hated movies!


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-12 14:24 [#01530663]
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-secret window
starts pretty good but the ending is just too fight
club-ish



 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 14:25 [#01530664]
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Anaconda 2 and Alien vs. Predator are the worst movies i've
watched lately.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2005-03-12 14:26 [#01530666]
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adaptation



 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 14:27 [#01530667]
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oh.. i really liked that one... i thought it was great


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-12 14:27 [#01530668]
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Alien vs. Predator: it has a good story...but i was going to
say this too


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-12 14:27 [#01530669]
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also, all the gangsta movies those rappers make. or rappers
star in.

like "Belly"


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 14:28 [#01530671]
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CHANGE AVATAR!!!!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-12 14:28 [#01530672]
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Lately? Troy (what? another funeral pyre?) Kill Bill (I
lasted about 20 minutes), the second half of 28 Days Later
(what? You haven't had se for a month and you're all ready
to rape a 13 year old?).

Worst film ever: Love, actually. If it was a war criminal,
it'd be Mengler.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-12 14:29 [#01530673]
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when I say "se" I actually mean sex (my "x" key is
fucked)


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-03-12 14:30 [#01530674]
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lord of the ring 1, 2 and 3
kill bill 2
matrix 2 and 3 (the first wasnt that exciting)
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind


 

offline optimus prime on 2005-03-12 14:30 [#01530675]
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Monster. i never thought movies could be so bad, but there
it is. everything about it was terrible beyond belief.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 14:31 [#01530677]
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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is awesome in my
opinion


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-03-12 14:32 [#01530678]
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Independence Day .
Godzilla.
Universal Soldier
Stargate
The Day After Tomorow

These where all made by Roland Emmerich.
He makes the worlds most expensive B movies.
The crappines multiplied with their budgets makes them the
worst movies ever.


 

offline magness from astroblaster (Antarctica) on 2005-03-12 14:32 [#01530680]
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DEATH RACE 2000


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-12 14:36 [#01530681]
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-escape from LA


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-12 14:38 [#01530685]
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Anything, and I mean anything, by John Carpenter is GOOD,
even the shit films.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-12 14:42 [#01530687]
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This ABOMINATION


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-03-12 14:45 [#01530690]
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American Pie 2,3



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-12 14:49 [#01530692]
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But the first one was ok?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-12 14:54 [#01530695]
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Yeah, those american pie films are pretty dire. The whole
turgid "teen flick" thing leaves a dirty bilious taste in my
mouth really, it's very bad news if you ask me.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 14:55 [#01530697]
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all the amercian pie movies were and still are SHIT!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-12 15:01 [#01530707]
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NO.

Why?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 15:09 [#01530717]
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I'm gonna watch that tonight or tomorrow, rented it out....

k-pax was really shit, i thought spacey as an "alien" would
be good but we we're laughing by the end.....even the actors
seemed to not give a toss anymore.

irreversible was crap....

Just to mention 2 of the recent films i saw.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-03-12 15:23 [#01530738]
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wtf? 'monster' was extraordinary, imho. good music.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-03-12 15:24 [#01530740]
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yeah it's not that bad


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-12 16:28 [#01530805]
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Hm...

I'm not finding it easy to name any since I try to avoid
shitty movies.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 16:33 [#01530810]
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Well it's not that easy, i mean there's no real way to know
unless you watch it no?
i agree there's hints, but i've looked forward to a few very
shit films.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-12 17:21 [#01530841]
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Actually in hindsight I'm lying big time. I love to watch
cheesey, low budget action films and films that get really
bad reviews so I can laugh at them.

It's really only blockbuster horror/action shit I cannot
stand, which have trailers where either procative sentence
fragments fly at you or we hear the main star whispering
some appalling shit that's supposed to whet your appetite,
instead doing the opposite.

Or, also in trailers, there's the classic screen goes black,
then it bursts back onto the screen with trendy music and
lots of gunfire/exploding/special FX. As said, if we're
talking about some cheesey post 1990 action, then it's all
groovy. Otherwise they can completely fuck off.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-12 17:23 [#01530846]
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in a time

when up was down

and black was white

one man

stood up

by sitting down

DENZEL WASHINGTON

IS

SITTING DOWN



 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-03-12 17:27 [#01530849]
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(The?) Hulk - The new one anyway... First time i've ever
wanted to walk out of the cinema. (Dont ask why i even
went)

Night of the Kickfighters - Enjoyable to spot the millions
of mistakes in the film.

Punch Drunk Love - I like some of PTA's films but never got
this.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-12 17:30 [#01530852]
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Aw, punch drunk love? That was incredible! God it made me
wince and squirm though.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-12 17:30 [#01530853]
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Matrix Reloaded
Alien vs. Predator
Men in black 2


..there might be a pattern emerging there.

I just saw "The chronicles of Riddick" and it was
surprisingly enjoyable!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-12 17:31 [#01530855]
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"punch drunk love" is incredible.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 17:31 [#01530856]
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I thought punch drunk love wasn't that bad at all.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-03-12 17:32 [#01530858]
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i was really horrified by the fact the reviews for men in
black II werent so bad, while the movie was an exact crappy
copy of one



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-12 17:32 [#01530859]
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I would have to agree. "Escape from L.A." doesn't come close
to the brilliance of "Escape from New York", but it's still
a fun film.

it has Bruce Campbell in outrageous make-up, for godssake!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-12 17:33 [#01530860]
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somewhere in the year 2003 there's a thread on here by me
screaming how awful that film is.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-03-12 17:36 [#01530865]
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it's quite funny how i once thought star fighter was the
best movie ever and when i watched it recently i didnt think
it was really good, in fact maybe the worst ever.



 

offline big from lsg on 2005-03-12 17:37 [#01530867]
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from now on ill only listen to you


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-12 17:39 [#01530870]
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no you won't! "the last starfighter" is one of my childhood
favourites and although it's kind of crap I still like it.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-03-12 17:41 [#01530873]
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will smith stars as... will smith! cant stand the man.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-03-12 17:44 [#01530878]
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haha, well, mine too, it was my very favorite
i should have turned of my current day taste watching it the
other day on rtl5
it's a star wars ripoff
and there's this scene analogue to star wars where he has to
blow up the kinda death star, but instead of doing all these
hard manouvres with his fightership he just flies right up
to the critical blow up thing and shoots the deathstars to
death, hehe


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-12 17:53 [#01530881]
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carpool anyone?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-12 18:36 [#01530920]
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I meant "pre" when I typed "post" but thinking about it I
suppose I mean "circa".


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-12 18:38 [#01530922]
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Also, fleetmouse, I like how you knew exactly what I meant
with my vague mamblings [sic] back there. Denzil Washington
is also an excellent choice!


 

offline sean qunt from BELFAST on 2005-03-12 18:55 [#01530932]
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breaking the waves

practically anything by lars van trier, its hard to imagine
him directing without his slobbering tounge hanging out


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2005-03-12 19:43 [#01530954]
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There are too many so I'll just pick a few high-rated ones
that I hated.

- Punch Drunk Love.
- Magnolia.
- Finding Nemo.
- Shaun Of The Dead.
- Kill Bill Vol.1.
- The Thin Red Line.
- Trainspotting.



 


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