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................ O_o ............. do i bore you? |
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You are a 1969 ford boss mustang. You are pinnicle. You are valuable. You are a collecters item. You are beautiful and fast and you would be the car i would have been able to drive if my dad's friend didnt total it. I guess this guy took the car out and did whatever and "fell asleep" at the wheel and fucking crashed it into some pole. This fucking ass totaled the car!! Remember we are talkin 69 boss! it's like tony danza on "whos the boss". Motherfuck would have found out whos the boss when and if he'd wreck my damn car that motherfuck. So instead i had this blue minivan that i destroyed and now i have a 1995 Monte Carlo. :/ It's just not the same because you are the car that i want to drive. I have to fucking save up and most likely work on it myself even though i dont know shit about cars. I should just buy a restored on but it's not like i really have the money for this. You are a chain letter; you are everywhere at all times and we enjoy you and your little stories! |
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"Do" me. ;) ;) ;) |
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no. reread and understand the simple pleasures you bring! |
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well that's okay then |
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ahhh never imply that a woman is "simple" whatever the context is |
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You are currency. It's fucking crazy how money controls our lives and we really dont pay much attention to it. It is almost like we are helpless slaves to currency. People have varying jobs to get it. It's kind of like watching "pimps up ho's down" on HBO. You get to here these crazy stories from some guy named scorpio explaining how his ho's are the best and blah blah blah. But think about it this guy is selling whores and they fuck but he gets the cash? Thats fucked up. Shouldn't the girls get the cash so they can get various cosmetic surgeries to improve their bodys/self esteem? Some of those bitches have this cottage cheese substance in their upper thighs and buttocks. Well Mr. Pimp that doesnt really impress me. Why should i spend $40 for a blowjob from some half ass hooker when i can just go to the bar and spend the same amount of money on drinks talking to some college student named suzy. This bitch is like 500% better looking and probably doesnt have all these festering STD's leaking out of her loose flappy snatch. Its amazing what people do for currency! You are Jerry's old town Momma sow baby back ribs; FUCKING AWESOME!!!! |
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baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs baaaaaaaby back........ribs |
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fuck i don't have time for this i've got a business to run :masturbates furiously: |
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Hello. Yes it IS me again! Come now.x |
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You are the good samaritian! You are always so kind and helpful to every single member here. I have never seen you say one unkind thing in my years here! It makes me wonder how you are in real life. If you are as half as good as you are here then there will be many great things that will occur in your life. Chances are one day you will stub you big toe on something. After cursing out loud about "whatever the fuck it was" you will look and notice a steel briefcase. The key will be taped on the side and once you open it you will find yourself more than a fortune. You will find $1,000,000 in gift certificates to some store that is worthless. So upon making this discovery you give them away to various people who are more than greatful to accept such gifts. Weeks later when you are pondering why french onion soup is so damn good sometimes and just so-so other times you will recieve a check in the mail along with a note. It appears as though it is a check for $1,000,000 but it turns out after reading the note that it is just a phony check from Ed McMan and the publishers clearing house! :D!! You are a perfect representation as to how we should all treat each other on a day to day basis. But shit if i looked half as good as you do i would be super ultra happy too! As it is i am just ultra happy. You are a white russian. Smooth, creamy and chilled! |
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say something about me you fucking cunt, btw... i hate you |
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He once accused Ian Noll of being a troll. |
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You are times new roman. A font that i frequently use when typing papers either for school or for fun. But then again there is rarely a time when i find typing papers fun. But then again i am making this thread so i would suppose it is the same thing. Your style is classic and cannot be denyed. Sometimes i ponder the extremities of helvetica or perhaps Geneva. But how the fuck can you deny times new roman? You cant!! Fucking times new roman has been there this whole fucking time supporting each individual word you type trying to look professional for you. Trying to get to that much closer to that 'A+' that you are striving for. Well i suppose if i would have chosen a better subject in health class i might have achieved that grade but i chose to write my paper on "the art of oral sex" which i thought was proper. I was later informed that i thought wrong and recieved an incomplete. You are a CD fresh out of the package. Never know what to expect but it is quite the rewarding experience! |
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Ah, I get it. A clever little system there. |
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You are new-born human life. So tender, fragle, caring and perceptive of everything that you encounter. Probably the most beautiful thing that mankind has the oppurtunity to create, yet so many destroy what is so beautiful. Fucking "pro-lifers" always blowing up abortion clinics and killing others. Yeah real prolife. Here's what i suggest. Let's all get some fucking pizza. You cant go wrong with pizza! Just about everybody likes it. There are various toppings hat you can chose and you can have it many different ways. This way we can all just chill back and talk about various things and have some beers. But then it just isnt some beers its like a lot of beers and then all of a sudden you want to completely and fully take advantage of this situation before you..... All you can eat pizza!!! OMGOMGOMG!! I love this concept. Perhaps sausage? Perhaps chicken? Hmmmm do i feel creative today or shall i go with plain ass cheese? Hmm i think chicken with jalapenio and onion! oh yeah and bbq sauce!!! You are nacho cheese breadsticks at Rocky Rocco's!!!! ENOUGH SAID!!!! w00t!!!!! :D!!! |
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You are the fucking coolest cat in the chi town area. There is no one that can contend with that. The title is yours as i have just gave it to you and there is no arguing with that!! As a matter of fact i am going to come down there and we are going to drink some beers and be happy about it!! But then i am going to puke on this hot ass girl by accident. I didnt mean to but you kept telling me to take these shots and i didnt wanna be a pussy. I am not really a shots guy. I more or less really like beer like 100% style. It's good for me. But anyways about that girl.... i didnt know you guys were "connecting" or making "chemistry" or what have you. I wasnt even in that room half of the time. I was downstairs talking to nigglz. He said that i should collect small blades of grass. So i bought him a OZ and three razors (mach 3). You are kama sutra! Various things from various angles al of which are good!!! :) |
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hello you funny little man |
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You are small red potatoes. Damn those motherfucking things are good. I used to just have them boiled or whatever and they went great with a lot of things and even by themselves. But now i figured out something new! This guy at my work was talking about how he starts off by boiling them and then after they are cooked he slices them in half applies butter, garlic and various stuff and puts them face down on the grill! After roasting them for a certain amount of time he takes them off and they are ready to eat!!!! YUMMY!!! How can you go wrong? You cant unless you dont make them and you are just silly!!! But being silly is ok because i like silly people! You are superman as you saved me a number of times! I love you! |
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virginpusher = wonderful :) . |
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ME SO HAPPI MOTHERFUCKER |
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You are a trojan horse! It appears like a simple enough gift but as we all know. There is a bunch of guys inside ready to pop out and fuck some shit up. I actually would like to make some sort of modern day trojan horse and raid the girls lockerroom. Wouldnt that be great? Imagine the possibilities! OMgosh That would be endless greatness. I would prolly grab a boob or such an dip outta there. Or perhaps i would take pics for all you lot! You are a journey into the girls lockerroom; Priceless and unforgetable! |
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Whoa there are alot of you! I'll be back later for more! |
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you've got some high quality descriptions going on here VPusher. good work! |
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This thread makes my purple headed warrior swell with pride. |
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where do you just find these answers man? u seem like a pro i doing this,hehe! |
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I just kind of space out for a minute and type whatever comes to mind. It is seriously draining!! I smoked many cigarettes during this thread! That's why i need a break. Plus i have to work soon and then probably go out to the bar. Then i will take care of the rest of you all! I love everyone! |
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damn i was only three reviews away!!!!! oh well, guess i'll have to check back tomorrow :) |
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kool...do me when you get home! ur gonna burst with words when you get home after that bar thingie! |
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spot on! thx man |
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I hope so. I have 10 to go so it seems! goDel: :)!! |
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I love you too . . . if you promise not to boil me ;) |
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Yes! |
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wow, thanks mate I think I am not as good as you think... but anyway thanks |
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Am I anything? You should stop smoking too, Iv'e been dry for 10 days now with nothing but an insentive from my gf, so it IS possible you know. |
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me? dont hurt me too bad. |
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I'm gonna go smoke, then who wants to head down to the girls shower room with me? |
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i'm with u |
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me to. |
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don't forget your trojan |
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hahaha aw! |
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It will be unforgettable. |
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haha,that's looks more like an trojan rabbit,lol. |
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heheh that fucking film cracks me up specifically that trojan rabbit, and the sound effect they use when the french catapult it at the knights heh i am rolling when that film is on |
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what movie is that? |
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail! |
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"Monty Python and The Search For The Holy Grail" one of the funniest films of all time right up alongside "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" |
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ah, beat me to it |
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oh oh, me next! |
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I have actually seen that movie. But I think "Life of Brian" is funnier, atleast I have seen it way more times. |
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