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you are so purdy! |
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and sassy too |
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hahahahah! |
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Yeah... a gift to womens around the globe... |
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OI! who gave you the honors to review yourself? |
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I was going to start a similar topic myself, but I didn't fancy a permanent ban. |
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ecnadniarb, you're such a nice guy... in such subtle ways subtlety extraordinaire |
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I was just translating what you wrote my friends. I will love you for an eternity ecnadniarb-----> You have my eternal love and hugs and kisses and rainbow coloured butterflies and silly wee bunnies too. In fact you are all of that in my life |
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Can bald people get head lice? It depends where they are bald... |
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can't YOU do the job? |
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nah, i'm not nearly as articulate as virgninpusher. he should do the job. he's born for it. now, where is he? i hope he's busy acquiring an account at that catfight site. |
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I think.. since he was drinking and partying until 10'o clock this morning, I'd guess he's either dead or sleeping. |
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I want my horoscope too. |
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interesting |
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hopefully he'd already had is car repared *starts worrying* |
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I love all of you. You are all really nice people. |
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Sometimes you just have to walk up and down a staircase 30 times while recreating the sound of a Playstation loading up using your mouth. It's just the way life goes. |
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shitty wank arse tits bollocks |
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shitty wank arse tits bollocks |
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shitty wank arse tits bollocks |
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shitty wank arse tits bollocks |
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kaleb is gonna be too hungover in the morning to be able to do this request properly! muahahah |
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city bank farce mits bolognese |
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WHO AM I!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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seriously? I think people have a fucked up perception of me here, I know the person I am here but it would be great of all people VIRGINPUSHER! MY BUDDY to tell me what he really thinks about me. |
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my ass hurts |
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-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce* *bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce* -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- |
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<---- |
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if everyone replies you are going to have one hell of a job! |
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You are unprotected sex. You always feel so good and welcoming. It starts off kind of confusing, you can't seem to find that damn condom. You are searching all over and its just not there but you know that when you went to buy cigs from the gas station that you also picked up a three pack of . But you know what. You've known this girl long enough. I mean come on.... 4 days is enough and you can just give her the finger test and eyeball it and you'll be fine! Looks good to me! You are completely vaginal; warm, soft and subtlely welcoming! |
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Holy shit that bitch is ready to go! |
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You are Tribadism. A lesbian practice in which one partner lies on top of the other and simulates the male role in heterosexual intercourse. Just like the legs being intertwined and the soft pushing and rubbing of the clitorius, you are gentle yet stimulating. Kind of like of this video i had called Clit Crazy 5 where they had this scene from the early 90's (or so it seemed) where this girl cop did this same thing to some "bad girl". I never really have seen that before because usually these lesbo flicks only contain the usual (fingering, licking and toys). After that i kind of forgot about it until i was at that oil-sex site and they have these flicks. Pretty cool stuff i tell you. I want to meet the girl who invented this act and shake her hand because it truly is a work of art.... among other things!! You are like masturbation, fun to do in public and with the opposite sex. |
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youre a nice person virginpusher, what am I ? |
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You have a Paul Reubens avatar... that means youre cool! |
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i would like to be reviewed :) i've never been reviewed |
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You are the green at the TPC at sawgrass. I always think of that one hole that is kind of like an island. You start out questioning this par three... like "why is this a par three when it should be a two" and then you remember that there is no par two and you are most likely on drugs for thinking that. You chuckle to yourself and approach the hole carefully. The wind is subtle... probably around 2 mph pushing into you. You use the three iron. Careful though.... you must make sure that the green isnt running to fast to the left or the right. You hold your breath lightly. About half a lungful and you take your shot! It lands about 3 feet to the back of the hole and starts gentling running towards it. You lean forward trying to see.... it slows down and nicks the pin! HOLE IN ONE!! You are superlative; Of the highest order, quality, or degree; surpassing or superior to all others. |
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don't tell me I'm Pee Wee Herman |
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You are a childrens television show. At times you can be informative to the younger ones while teaching how to share and get along with others. It helps raise confidence and self esteem! Helping mold the younger ones to live and thrive in the later generation. But as for those dumbass four year olds they can fuck right off. They always think they are so smart and that they know everything and when they dont they ask "why" like a thousand times. Fucking bastards. They should just jam a p&b sandwhich in their mouths and keep it quiet. You are peanut butter; creamy and tastey! |
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you skipped me, that makes me a bit worried :( |
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hey vp! |
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You are a diamond. You are quite valuable and shiny. Because of diamonds people plan various heists. Long elaborate schemes. Detailed maps. Four man missions. Sure sometimes some of the guys get either killed or busted trying to get these damn diamonds but its ok for those that make it. They can split the profits two ways instead of five or six. But then again you most likely missing the safe cracker for the next job so you have to invest in either stocks or street drugs and whores for the time being. Then you have to take out an ad in the paper to find more "bad guys" to do the next heist. You are Samuel L Jackson; a slick badass motherfucker!! |
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These will be taken in the order they are received! Thanks for the responce it has been overwhelming! I love all of you! :) |
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damn, you've got a long slog ahead then mate |
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That's just great. |
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You are the small black pixel in the bottom left hand of the screen. Sometimes you are pondered about and other times you are subject to debate. Other times i am on the phone discussing the relation of the black dot to the change in global weather patterns. I get off of the phone so i can promptly go to bed as i have to work the next day and i want to be well rested. I fall asleep and no more than 30 minutes into it these government agents break into my house and abduct me for questioning. They hit me and call me names like "scallywag tosspot" and if i knew what that shit meant i might be bothered by it. So i tell them they are all gay and i need my z's. They continue with the verbal abuse(?) with terms like "chav" and "slag" and then i remember that no government official would ever use such terms. I wonder where i am and how i got here. Then i remember that fucking black dot and the secrets that i found out earlier. How it is a portal/vortex that transports you to the last person you were in contact with. They intercepted me in mid-route to the UK and now it all makes sense. The minute i figure that out they punch me in the face to where i wake up immedately in my own bed. You are like a french bread pizza; chrispy and tastes great! |
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You are timeless rock. The doors, The stones, CCR, Joplin etc etc. You are great on a summer day when i am grilling out with friends enjoying casual beers. The girls are all socializing and playing volleyball and all the guys are grilling, watching their steaks roasting slow over the coals. Then some piece of work that is your friend drunkenly approaches the girls and pulls down the shorts of one. Probably your girls best friend. You yell and call him a dick to save face in front of the girl because you want to get laid later. You and your buds cant help but laugh at this! Plus you always wondered what that ass looked like in the flesh. That black thong really make the curves appear extravagent. The cheeks carefully and gingerly bounce in the cool breeze and for a moment time freezes. In an act of playfulness that girl pulls down the shorts of your girl and they wrestle around playfully as they are bestfriends and they find it funny. The boys however aren't laughing any longer. They are staring at smooth legs and thongs and time remains frozen. You remain awe struck with the situation until your drunk ass friend says "HEY!!!!1 i forgot where the beer is!" at which point he gets punched for ruining the moment. You are alcohol; a pure fucking necessity to any party! |
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You are an italian leather sectional. Very comfortable and perfect at social situations. These things fit like a thousand people its great! Plus there is always that one end that reclines! OMG! I am always on that end just putting the ol feet up and relaxing while telling stories about how your dumbass friend ruined the moment from the KEYFUMBLER story. You remain quite cool even when its a bit warm which is the comforting part. But herein lies the problem. I dont want to get up anymore. I've been relaxing for so long that i dont want to go to that party anymore. That would mean i have to get up. Luckily it's my guy having the party so i call him and ask for a "personal favor". I tell him that i will host it and he should bring the keg over here and set it right next to me. He explains i am lazy but since it was a personal favor he will accept! I end up being the first one passed out. I also ended up getting up five minutes after the call because i had to pee. You are the bass in the "booty bass mix". That mix would be nothing without you! |
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who is who? |
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hey I dont forget about me!!! |
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Whoever he is replying to, like: "Followup to pOgO" |
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