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If you want to be "reviewed" by me, post in this thread and I will say what I think of you. |
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You are better then anyone here knows. It is kind of like kissing someone for the first time. You are not sure what to expect but it turns out good. Then the next day you want to do the same thing to a vagina and end of getting slapped in the face because her boyfriend ends up being that same guy who is passed out right over there. It doesnt matter though because you are quite content with who you are and end up banging the girl and it blows her mind. She thought she has had an orgasm before but it turns out she was wrong. You know more about her body then her and her mother. You are awesome and the rest of us talk about how great you are in bed! |
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Hello. Let's get to doing this now. |
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You are that sneaky guy. That kind of guy who talks about how much he loves Thad but he really loves jenny chris instead. You are like a new pair of skater shoes, usually triple padded but quite comfortable. You make us all feel at home. Compairable to sand you are fun to play with and we all like to make castles out of you. But then all of a sudden ophecks steps on our castles and tells us that the maple leafs have no chance.... well i got news for you ophie... you are wrong!!! You are fuzzy and spicy! |
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WTF/LOL? |
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You are the most underrated member alive. But if you really think about it you are better than all of the meals i had this week. I just had these motz sticks that werent breaded but instead they had this eggroll shell and yet i ate them. I was quite disappointed but i couldnt stop eating them and now i have heartburn. Perhaps it was the beer from earlier or maybe i smoke too much. You are like a pair of naked perky breasts: i like seeing you around! |
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Well.. now I feel slightly better about being alive ..thanks? |
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around what? |
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review me please! I need some uplifting! |
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<3 |
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Dot. |
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You are the teacher. I had my safety scissors and my construction paper and i wanted to make something pretty for my mom on mothers day. All i had asked was for you to explain to me how you are going to cut it. Turns out i made a bunch of circles when i should have made squares. It really wasnt my fault because the directions were not so clear and it was just easier to cut circles as opposed to those damn snowflakes. If i wanted anything to do with snowflakes i'd either move to fucking alaska or i would download Yagya's "Rhythm of Snow" You are like a block of ice on my testicles, startlingly alarming yet cool and refreshing! |
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Explain me how are you going to cut it? |
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You are a pillow. Regardless of your sexuality, religion and or race.... we like to lay on you and you help us unwind. At times taken for granted and at times fluffed up to the point of maximum comfort. and actually at other times you are taken by this 12 year old girl to her slumber parties and you have to listen to her and her dumbass friends talk about which zack fucking morris they want to kiss. You say to yourself "damn it zack morris only wants kelly you fucking stupid dumb cunts!!" but alas they never learn. Yet you lend gentle comfort and unconditional love and in the end we all love you weather you show it or not. I remember loving you since 1987. You are like a Sharmrock Shake at McDonalds, minty! |
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Awwwwweeeeeeee. =) |
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hello. |
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greatest picture ever posted here. Pachi: that end part should have read "and in the end we all love you weather we show it or not." but i was drinking earlier and i fucked that up. :/ I dont know where i am coming up with this but it helps me feel good like warm socks! |
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"You are like a block of ice on my testicles, startlingly alarming yet cool and refreshing!" best compliment I've ever received! |
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You are a shard of glass. Smooth on the sides but eventually you have a point. Often you can be dangerous if you wind up in the wrong hands. Children can me cut and mamed and while others use it as a point of sexual fetish. Some women prefer to have this glass up to their neck as they are being penetrated in the act of role playing. Sometimes it can be useful to cut the rope that you are tied up with. But there was this one time when i was playing Manhunt for PS2 and i killed a guy with it. Go figure! You are like water when i am hungover and i just woke up after sleeping 11 hours, quite essencial to my health! |
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that's beautiful, man! |
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OKAY |
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You are smoke. Although you are dangerous and bad for me you seem good. I have been drinking for a while and i just wanted to go outside for fresh air. But while i was out there i noticed i wanted a ciggie which kind of killed the fresh air idea. I actually felt better having the cig in an area that had ventelation (outside). Actually the more i think about it the more smoking helps clear my mind. I get it together and formilate plans. I get my missions for the day in order and as i am on my way from point 'a' to point 'b' i have one. Sometimes i have a cig after a big day of drinking and i can only have one puff or so as it makes me sick. It makes me think "wtf??!" because i know i want one but my body says "pwnt" so i cant. Later after resting i have some cigs and i am back to normal. Although one day i will quit and become healthy i tend to take it one day at a time! You are advice from an old black man, trustworthy and time tested! |
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yes please |
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dotototototottttttttttttttttttt |
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(this better be worth my 500 bux) |
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Okay. |
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I think VP just died to death. I mourn. |
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kelab? |
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Do me!!!!!!! |
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I want to post but I'm not sure If I should? SHIT! |
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<-pastel shades me next! |
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Define me! Define me! Love me I need love ! *ting* |
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mr virgiiiiiiiin! hey yo! you there? |
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NO ! |
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whaddya mean you need love? Didnt you get those chocalates i sent you?? |
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He must've busted his compliment gland. I've seen it happen before it's a sticky predicament. |
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bleh |
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awwww crap! someone please take over his job! there must be more people with a compliment gland around here |
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let's have Bill_hicks take it over. compliments will rain from the skies!!! |
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YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKS Satisfied? |
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USE YOUR COMPLIMENT GLAND YOU ASSWHIPE!!!!!@# |
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I would prefer to use my stink gland |
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I vote for hyakusen to take over the job! |
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yeah well, we all noticed that already but thanks anyway your effort was ehm very thoughtful |
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Ok ok.... since I hurt all your fine people's feelings I'll try to find the webpage that virginpusher copied and pasted the texts from. |
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you called us fine people!!! |
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damn you to hell JESTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! |
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