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sorrrry to all the jingle haterrs but some of this shit is funny: "splugemonkey: like some of his rephlex stuff, but more oblong" hahaha |
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man - i love this shit - its so great |
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what happened to this thread? It needs more jingle action. |
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this is correct *bump* hes not online at the moment... :( |
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birng back the jingle :( i'll get him on :P |
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this is incredibly unfunny. stfu. |
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i like this shit anyone who disagrees will face a INSTANT B& |
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love these posts :) keep up the good work ! |
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This thread will live in my heart forever. |
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...and ever |
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I don't think it is funny at all. |
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jealous |
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Ahhhh I loved this thread way back when |
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this thread needs more love. |
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AMAZING! simply AMAZING! I'll make some noodles now, btw. |
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show them the way to love, brotha. |
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Dear Diary, found you down the back of sofa with an old sweet covered in fluff. tasted minty. read diary and realised i had not released anything for ages, so i got together 12 of my dearest and most personal tracks, pieces that carry traces of my deepset soul and put them together as the perfect album. i cried with pain and joy as i compleated my lifes work. then i did a shit and came back to find the computer wiped by a power spike. so knocked out a whole bunch of shit to get cash to pay for me to buy a gold topped cane and a seude thong. i think i have too much time on my hands... clay-shed trim |
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jingle is back for a brief ejaculation of mirth.... no hijacking the post with your diary entries please... thats just bented really... |
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eXXailon, props on the bangbus avatar |
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Dear Diary, almost xmas. very excited by it. got presents for all the guys and girls: got squarepusher a nice jumper cos he is a bit scruffy, got mike p a harry potter outfit cos they look alike and he always tries to play with his wand in front of school children, got autechre matching flasks cos it s a bit techno and they like soup and i got mira calix a hearing aid cos her stuff is quite clearly shit... umchunga locks? what the fucks does that arse-barstardry mean. sounds bented to me... gay X rims |
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I was wondering if it was him. Man what an annoying bastard. He's made it in life because of his annoyingly massive wanger... where's the justice? |
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i am not me if that answers your question... Really Dodgy Jingle |
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Welcome back! Thanks for this! |
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we want more !!! |
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Dear diary, haven't had an entry in a while so i thought i'd dress up as a little kid and hang round Michael Jackson. Hehehe but seriously I haven't written in you in a while but lots of exciting stuff has been going on... actually i have been doing the same old stuff. spent several months doing nothing but playing DuckHunt on the NES and pole-stroking to porn. Both have improved my aim considerably. play head slim |
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wow you wern't banned! i am stunning! |
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=stunned |
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Dear Diary Crisps Cunning Ham is gonna be releasing a DVD of somethings he calls an rubber johnny. sounds very dodgy to me. i think it is a dirt-pokers film about mans doing things with other mans. eurgh. my mum told me not to hang around him anymore, cos she said he could be dangerous. what could be dangerous about a man living alone asking you go into his basement to film him naked, strapped to a wheelchair, in the dark, pretending to be crippled, playing with a dog ? rimmed hard jamez |
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dance dance dance dance dance dance dance still love the seinfeld bassline joke, niggers. ^-^ |
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even if they banned me i would just kill the new pope like i did the last. and carry on killing them until eventually there was nobody else left to be pope but me, and then i would get un-banned. btw, if you have just read my cunning secret plan please forget you have just read it by thinking about something more interesting like Scarlett Johnason's tits or how they gets ships in bottles. or how to get scarlett johanson's tits in a bottle. |
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the answer is with a little bit of cooking oil and lots of trying... |
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Thoughest posters User Number of characters tolstoyed 3569324 Ophecks 3445757 Ceri JC 3336203 qrter 3218537 nacmat 2838131 titsworth 2685111 uzim 2627501 ecnadniarb 2401860 virginpusher 2118234 The_Funkmaster 2100374 LOL |
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funny thread ! haha =D |
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ahhah! ace! |
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the mike p(ee) jokes are comedy gold. |
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i remember these days |
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Dear Diary, Been a very long time since I posted. Turns out I can only post when I've done some work. And I have spent the last few years of my life doing Jack Shit. Even Mark Bell is releasing more than me. He is usually too busy sampling guys' porky missions but has still managed to put out a few weak tracks. Those analord tracks were just demos I stole from a terminally ill guy. Oh well every day is Christmas if you're me. Just I don't have to ever give the public any presents ever again... |
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ahhaa way overdue!!! *arm pump* :D |
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I know I'm pushing my luck seeing as I already asked for a diary entry today, but is there any chance you would be interested in doing a submission for ? If we don't see you again till after xmas, have a good one. |
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THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY AND IS SOME OF THE BEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ |
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Dear Diary, today I decided to write my mum a song for christmas. it came out really well, the melody was good and it sounds really nice. it is perfect and all complete, finished it off and can't wait to give it to mum. actually I can wait, 'cos like with all my tracks I am gonna have it sitting round for 3 years before I release it, just cos i like doing stuff like that. roll on 2008. Richard Plays Games... |
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Dear Diary, Got to but Christmas presents for all the guys and girls: Gonna get Squarepusher some wooly mittens to keep his bass playing hands warm, Gonna get Cylob a nice wooly hat to keep his bald head warm, Gonna get BOC some nice matching wooly jumpers to keep themselves warm up in Scotland, (maybe with nice hexagonal patterns n'that, like their wooly maths music) Gonna get Mike P a nice wooly scarf, so he can hang himself on Christmas day in front of his family for having brought out so many crap records on Planet Mu... Richard the red nosed James Deer |
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those are 400x smarter than anything appearing here. I pity you, whoever you are, for your boredom. |
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ahahha! :D!! |
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you are too funny. |
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Is it supposed to be funny because of the namedropping or something? |
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someone publish this stuff !!!!!!!!!! |
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I love this thread. |
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The Warp Book perhaps? |
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I almost feel ashamed to admit it, but this IS really funny i think. It made me laugh from the very first line... |
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