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So, I married a sax murderer Our hero, thinking he has found the perfect bride, soon becomes suspiciopus of her interest in brass sections and horns |
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Rugmunchers In Paris Animated movie where a gang of female toddlers go on a wet and wild adventure |
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Flushmore film about a brainy school geek who dreams of becoming a great plumber one day, but ends up as a playwright/director! |
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Allens Tense action horror about a group of boys called Allen who terrorise a tough-cookie female lead with their schoolboy shenanigans, whilst lusting after Salamander, a young girl who has become Ripple's daughter-figure. 9/10 ! |
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House of flying faggots epic wuxia-movie about a house full of flying faggots that will do anything to sodomise the emperor. (on a side-note; don't belive the hype about "House of flying daggers." If you ever go to watch it, don't watch the ending, as it becomes total and utter crap after about one hour) |
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Bill Bill Uma Thurman and David Carradine star in this stylish action thriller in which mysterious restaurant frequenter Bill (Carradine) and his Deadly Viper Consumation Squad are tracked down by Beatrix Kiddo (Thurman), an angry restaurant manager who believes that the squad left her establishment before paying for a particularly high-priced meal. |
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hahaha :) |
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The Wild Thumbs Tense western in which a group of ardent PS2 game-players face the stiff challenge from a reckless and lawless bunch of Gamecubers. Watch out for the thrilling climax, as they go head to head in the TV room of the local saloon. |
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Toast Dad A father of three is killed in a car accident and finds himself reincarnated as a piece of toast, only to be buttered and eaten by his own son seconds later. Short film starring Bill Cosby. |
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Waxy Driver Scorcese directs a film in which Simon Le Bon stars as the WAXY DRIVER. A Surfer who just doesn't like the new bodyguards in town. |
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The Blair Bitch Project A couple of youngsters plan to make a documentary about the lovely wife of the British Prime Minister and find out things aren't quite as they seem... |
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This Thread is Boring and Hurts My Eyes, Yawn |
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teenage mutant ninja gurdles ________________________ oh-uh! that zangy group is back... and eating their way out of cheddar's evil clutches. |
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Bladder Runner A film about a disillusioned cop running around post-apocalyptic Los Angeles in a frantic search for a special genetically engineered lavatory to provide him the ultimate relief... |
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aw shit I hadn't seen that one |
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Jacob's Bladder Vietnam, the early 1970s. Top military scientists conduct a secret, hallucinogenic experiment on a platoon of unsuspecting soldiers... little did they know the havoc they would cause. Follow the story of Jacob and his pals as they come to terms with their drug-induced incontinence. |
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Lost In Penn Station Bill Murray gets lost in Penn Station whilst on a business trip. Hilarity ensues |
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Carilto's Gay Carlito always gets what he wants. And he wants you. |
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Quark Tale A moving story about a Neutrino and his gay Quark friend as they have many exciting adventures in a blob of amoebic fluid. |
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Million Dollar Brain Harry Palmer notices the price of computers has come down |
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Shakespeare In Hove The great bard finds romance on a trip to the south coast |
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Zorba The Geek Anthony Quinn installs Linux on his computer |
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Di Another Day James Bond accidentally kills a member of the royal family while showing off in his invisible car |
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The Sound Of The Baskervilles Sherlock Holmes investigates an odd noise |
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28 Gays Later A man wakes up with a sore arse in a deserted hospital |
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The Blair Titch Project A group of teenagers on a camping trip find themselves terrorized by midgets |
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The Life And Beds of Peter Sellers Moving biopic of Peter Sellers, charting his various failed relationships with bedroom furniture, ending with his impotently insane mind as he ends his days attached to a bedside lamp. Rated 'M' for Moving. |
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City Of Cod Gangs of children terrorize Reykjavik. |
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My girlfriend found the Blair Titch Project hilarious. Well Done, danbrus.....CA |
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Matalan Rip-roaring disney animated adventure about a young Chinese girl who becomes the heroic manager of a cut-price clothing store, bringing shame upon her family, before cutting a fantastic deal with GAP jeans, and restoring honour to her father, and bedding Tom, the hunky Area Manager. |
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