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I hope you're enjoying the mp3s you got from me nacmat! :D |
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ok. I was really asking it as a favour... but you wanna keep on with the slagging... great, very mature from you. |
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I am... thanks a lot |
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The Land That Rhyme Forgot About a group of US uppermiddle class white college boys who think they're black and street and try to rap their way to the top, only to find out that they're white soulless fucks -- multiple suicides all round! |
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The Shittest Story Ever Told Some nutter says that he's the son of God etc..... Fucking loony. |
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The Sixty Ninth Sense A child finds out that he can see dead people country dancing. A washed out pshycatrist tries to help him I actually have part of my script for this, anyone wanna read? |
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20,000 Niggers Under the Sea Tarantino directs a "re-imagining" of the classic film 20,000 leagues under the sea. |
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The Santa Whores Santa is hard up for Cash so starts Pimpin' out Mrs Clause and the little Eleves. See a 10" high person get fucked by 12" cock. Hilarious! |
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Jurassic Fart A Team of scientists discover a pre-historic guff in a rock. The unwittingly unleash in an environment it does't understand, causing havoc and mayhem in it's wake. The Fart tries to find a place it can call home. This movie STINKS! :D |
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Plan NEIN from Outer Space Hitler is brougt back to life by some Aliens who mistakenly believe that he was a good man. There's humorous capers all round as Hitler tries to avoid being killed. There are also tender moments though when he realises that his lover is now dead too. Poor Simon. |
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Taxi Muff Diver Thrilling story about one man's descent into madness after the intoxicating smell of all the pussy he's eaten in the back of his cab!!! |
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The Grouse By The Cemetary Shocking horror about a zombie game-bird whose gullet leads directly to hell!!!! |
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That's genius! |
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so are yours today! You're obviously on red-hot pun form! |
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Toke-la-homa! A musical ganja session! |
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Cubiclephone Booth --------------------------------- This guy that used to take calls in a cubicle get's moved out on the street-corner in a phone booth because there's no more room in the firm. He then starts killing everyone. Directed by Barbra Streisand |
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Sleepless with the Caddle ------------------------------------ Patrick Swayze as a the caddle-whisperer Joe, who can't sleep because of the Caddles whispering back... |
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Vanilla In The Mist Stirring documentary about Vanilla Ice's journey to Africa -- since he failed at being a negro, he's going back further to become a gorilla! |
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As I said. It's how i failed my A-Levels. Vanhunter There's a killer van on the loose and someone has to psych it out.... Caddywhack A Bill Murray film about wanking Head Wood Man has penis on his head and is also priapistic! |
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True Finance --------------------------- Tagline: The taxes are here A financial movie about finance and stock exchanges. (rated R for some violence on computers) |
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THX 23709804 George Lucas and Aaron Funk collaborate. |
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Keep it going Stud. |
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Yid Rabbi in the west comes under the influence of a gang of outlaws and eventually converts to catholocism. |
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10 things I hate about glue ----------------------------------- A highly addicted glue-sniffer tries to remember who he is. So on his whole body, he tries to tattoo down the 10 bad things about glue-sniffing to remember why he shouldn't do it. Every day he figures out that he has 10 tattoos that says "Sniffing glue makes you forget stuff". ---- The movie was directed and written by a long time glue-sniffer, so halfway through the movie he forgot the plot and had to get some help from Quentin Tarantino. Suddenly a lot of naked female vampires got involved in the movie. |
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Letch chevy chase comedy about a horny newsreporter... hmm, very similar to Fletch, then! |
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Jaws Extremely dull snooker movie starring Steve Davis as a jaded snooker-player who is finding it hard potting balls. |
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Acnegeddon -------------------------- Geek figures out how to use his own DNA-samples to make an Acne-gun. He then starts shooting around in Hollywood, leaving a lot of stars with zits. But America was prepared for this sort of attack, and calls in the group - the rubbers! This group is immune against Acne because of a long list of plastic-operations. As group-leader we see Michael Jackson with the ultimate weapon: the boomerang nose. |
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The Man With The Golden Pun Action film starring giginger as the secret agent who must destroy the humourless fucks who want to bring everyone down -- with just his imagination and comicness, he defeats these cunts and restores humour to all!! |
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Sweet film! :D |
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Fog Day Afternoon A shroud of mist envelops a bank trapping the people inside. Will they go nuts or accept their misty fate? |
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8ight One cop, more than one dead body! |
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A Gnu To A Kill tragic animal drama concerning a large quadruped witnessing the death of his family, and then calling in 007! :( |
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KFC stirring tale from Oliver Stone, about the assassination of the President of a Fried Chicken Fast-Food company, and one man's struggle to uncover the truth! (it was Ronald McDonald on the grassy knoll! |
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Jack Nicholson Blew The Cuckoo's Nest -Jonze and Kaufman spots an entrance into Nicholson's brain where they find a mysterious nest. |
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how do you get that bold type? |
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<B>bold</B> <U>underline</U> <I>italic</I> </A> |
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AWESOME!!! |
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tacksåmycket! |
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oh....yeah...that's "S" right? as in strike |
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that's right! |
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Shitty Shitty Gang Bang this is actually probably already the name of some uber-dodgy porno! :D |
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Raiders of the Lost Quark A Thrilling adventure flick based in a laboratory and featuring Indiana Moans as the Quantum Physicist Newton Photon in an exciting 10 hour film about Particle Physics!!!!!! |
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He Got Mame devestatingly poignant racial drama about a white man proving he can successfully play an arcade emulator!!! Featuring Woody Hardon and Wesley Stripes! |
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man hat tan Woody Allen returns from california to NY City, a little darker, a little more covered up |
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Logans Runs futuristic thriller in which Micheal York must reach Sancturary before his pants turn a nasty shade of brown |
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The King Of Puns -aspiring comic Marlowe wants to achieve success in the puns-making business, by resorting to stalking his idol Giginger, a late night comedian who craves his own privacy. |
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hehe, nice one Phresch! The Floss Boys Government film about the dangers of not flossing -- vampires ! |
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visca barça |
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