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here it is: make a pun on a movie title, then write a humourous description. I'll start with a lame one, because I'm rubbish at this game, I can tell. You Only Sieve Twice It's about a dirty restaurant where they recycle the leftover meals. See, won't take much to beat that rubbish effort |
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hahahaha ok, here we go... To Pie For -------------- Nicole Kidman convinces Jaoquin Phoenix to steal her husbands pie from the windowsill whilst it cools. |
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Haha! Umm... Hispanic Room - A group of thieves try to gain access to the world's best pasta *groan* |
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Is pasta of Italian origins? Fug it! |
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The Blizzard of Oz: Ravenous II -------------------------------------------- All the characters from the original get snowed in at the Emerald City and are forced to go cannibal. |
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Live And Get Pie the sequel to the immensely popular To Pie For! :D |
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Twin Beaks: Fly Away With Me In the sequel to the TV series, Dale Cooper gives up on detective work and becomes a birdspotter instead. OK I'm really struggling here! |
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My Dinner with Andre (the Giant) ------------------------------------------ the Macho Man Randy Savage and Andre the Giant star in this remake of "my dinner with andre". everything seems to go as planned, until the Hulkster drop kicks Macho Man to become the intercontinental champion! |
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:D couple of funny ones! To Ill A Mockingbird Updated telling of the classic story, in which A Ghetto Supersta is on trial for dissing The Federal Police on his gangsta rap record "Fed up wit da Feds" |
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hahahahaha nice... Queer and Trolling in Las Vegas ------------------------------------------- the life story of Charles D. Ward & Skyfarmer being banished to the desert never to return. :D couldnt help myself |
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Beck's Men ----------------- Singer/songwriter Beck Hansen is on tour with his band, but little does he know that they are actually a gang of highly talented mutants who fight crime in between shows. Jerry Waronker, Justin Mendel-Johnson and Smokey Hormel starring. |
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Mad TaMpax About a really pissed-off gal on her period who travels thru post-apocalyptic Australia killing men who look at her ! |
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The Incredible Sulk ----------------------------- a gothic teen suburbanite hangs out in the basement with his pet rats too long and gets radon poisoning... and begins to realise that he has developed strange powers... DARK powers... WHINY, SPOILED DARK POWERS!!!! you won't like him when he's angry. (he'll throw a tantrum and slam his bedroom door, blaring manson, cutting himself) |
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the Perminator ---------------------- Julia-Louise Dreyfuss stars as a cyborg from the future, sent to earth to add color and sheen to 30-something women's hair. And give them a good, healthy frizzy perm... Can she be stopped??? |
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:D hehe nice one tibbs! Citizen Kaned About a powerful publishing tycoon and his collection of rare and beautiful ganja plants! |
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this one will only be funny for those familiar... Dante's Disco Inferno --------------------------------- Virgil and Dante descend into the smoldering depths of Music Hell to witness the nine consecutive circles of Dis(co). Burn, baby, burn... the roof IS on fire!!!! "abondon all taste, ye who enter here" |
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that's the best one i've done so far... i think |
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bored now, marlowe? see what you started? |
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Night Club Pretty boy brad pitt convinces a group of men to start an underground rave in which women are not allowed. later he lets them sleep at his house. |
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Cradle of Beer A day in the life of an alcoholic baby. |
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Lord of the Slings An accident prone man goes on a quest to destroy the sling that causes all accidents. |
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:D haha, nice one ginger! The Perfect Dorm About a valiant man who drowns in the love-juice of a college dorm full of lavicious young ladies! |
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haha... good one marlowe :) |
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Lord of the Fries When a fat kid, who works at McDonalds, is invloved in an accident at work, he falls into the chips thing, he discovers that he can control fries with his mind. Hilarity ensues later when he actually makes one fly through the air and into someones nostril!!! |
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Cheers man. |
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Ill Postino 1. The Postman is ill so no post is delivered. No end of problems are caused! 2. Busta Rhymes plays a postman who teachers his young white assistant to respect him by dissing him in the illest manner possible. |
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I can see that you're a natural punster! The Texas Chain Store Massacre about a crazy gay Texas Department Store Worker, who traps a group of College Transvestites and massacres them! :O |
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Schindler's Wrist About a brave Nazi officer who rescues a group of Jews by hiding them up his shirt sleeves!! |
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It's how I failed my A-Levels :D Pulp Diction When top of his game comic writer Samuel L Jackson is involved in an accident which leaves him a quadraplegic he has to dictate all his new work to an assistant. |
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The Cod Lava About a mutant strain of fish who grow from an old exploded volcano, and try to take over the world by buying up multi national corporations! |
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FoodGellas! A group of terrorists try to blackmail the world through starvation, covering every edible substance in hairstyle products! |
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ain't this a fun game? :D Reservoir Hogs About a group of swine who attempt to rob the local Swill Bank - it all goes terribly wrong and they end up on a barbecue in suburbia! :( |
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Hairy Potter About a dope adict that never shaves and plans to use the school greenhouse for "Personal use" |
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Star Bores About a group of geeks obsessed with a rather dodgy 70s science-fiction film! |
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Where's marlowe? It's an actual film, but my version is about a gang of geeky web additcts and a stunning female blond lead *ahem* looking for a missing psychopath from their message board |
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:D hehe -- watch out, it might just come true! :P Scat On A Hot Tin Roof Sensitive movie about a married man wrestling with his sexuality and still focussing on his Jazz-singing career. Stars Louis Armstrong as the Scatfather |
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Spider-LAN When a nerd electrocutes himself at the same time as being bitten by a genectically modified spider that's also radioactive, whilst plugging in his modem he gains the ability to shoot emoticons from his wrist and access the web wirelessly for 5 minutes at a time. Reservoir Cogs Sylvester Stallone has to escape the reservoir by traversing a series of cogs 10 miles long. There's humour on the way from Chris Tucker. Mex-Men When they eat a Mexican they shoot lasers from their eyes and blades from their fists. Brainspotting A group of Heroin addicts visit The White House and try to help George Bush in his latest game. Roastbusters Bill Murray stars in this crazy tale about a time when the Sunday Roast is outlawed. |
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Glad-He-Ate-Her Happy go lucky canibal finds a time machine and eats his great great great great great great great great great grandma, changing the world as we know it |
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Flaps They get laid. Finally. |
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Mississippi Gurning Stirring tale about racial tension at a Southern Face-Pulling Contest Galaxy Quest About a young man's quest for a chocolate bar The Italian Jobby Story about a man from Naples who eats too much pasta. . . |
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ahhh, some classics there ginger and emma!! :D Terminal Colostomy About an elderly man who parachutes from 20,000ft and is strangled by his colostomy bag!! :O |
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Twin Picks the movie in this one everyone discovers that the owls created a evil twin to everyone, one after one discovers that his beloved has a twin, they spend the night in threesomes which result in massacres... |
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A.I. Artificial Insemination Mother to be goes mad after finding out a mix up at the hospital means that she's carrying Danny Devito's child |
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Cackula About a strange vampyre who can only survive by eating liquid shit, and attacks those with diorhhea! |
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Return Of The Judas Jedi Chris comes back to soulseek |
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ahaha :D King Of Juice About a messianic hippy who leads Coca Cola into the War with the Romans and starts a new religion, Cokianity! |
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lands where few work: which movie is the original? |
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why dont you stop with that? I mean... I am begging you please stop with that |
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Umm.... no |
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