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These can be considered the same thing. I vote outdoors. More girls should masturbate outdoors so i have a chance of seeing it inadvertantly. ok cya |
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hmm |
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what does xltronic stand for? I must have made mistake. |
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x-rated lingering topics (XLT) |
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masturbating outdoors is scary. sex outdoors is exciting! |
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cool, I'll stick around. |
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welcome then! |
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What in the hell...? Outdoor masturbation is Not Ok. Dirty Old Man. Nuff Said. Outdoor sex is excellent for the element of "danger" or something, or the sense of "mmmm, communing with nature through the total bliss of, like, one-to-one love and sexual communion". And yes i was stoned as fuck for the latter. Hurray! |
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hahaah!!111eleventyone i had sex on a golfcourse. which totally makes me laugh. It was also quite fun, all drunkeness aside! |
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haha thanks! I've only fucked in houses =( |
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hmm... i guess i've dated a couple of wild girls, because i've had sex outdoors several times. |
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Sex outside rules. I've had sex in a zoo :D |
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hahah! i'm not surprised at all. :D |
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Hah, sex up against a tree is hilarious, and very difficult when drunk. Ah, memories. |
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good god what is it with you people!!??! |
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My ex girlfriend. Here Dad was a zookeeper so they had a house inside the zoo. It was aweomse. Getting stoned and shit in the zoo. ROCK THE FUCK ON! |
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this made my pants laugh off |
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like rhinos and foxes going nuts!!!! that is so w00t worthy!! |
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woah, shit that sounds rad to the max! |
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Watching the Wolves while getting fantastically stoned was the best thing ever. The Penguins were cool too! |
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Word to your mother: |
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masturb outdoors? sick imo. sex outdoors = lots of fun 8P |
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ahahahha |
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hahaha this is not helping me to go to sleep. |
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What if you masturbate out a window? :O Maybe I should have posted this in a philosophy forum. |
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Whatever... |
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Dont be jealous. |
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that was an awesome question!!! :D!!! hahah Look out below!! |
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Heh... do you know how many people I catch having sex outdoors? Stupid outdoor sex people. They get all nervous and take off in a jiffy. What did you expect? Not being found? |
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Is the number really that high? Reading your post i got the feeling like it happens a couple times a week (weather permitting) I dont care if people see me. Alot of people have walked in on it. after awhile you just get sick of it and care less :D |
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A couple times a month, give or take. |
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Who here has masturbated/had sex on the job? |
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there is a 'poem' by Alexander Brenner & Barbara Surz about masturbating out of a window. |
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indoors, ourdoors, on the job, on a golf course, etc, etc.... |
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i had to stay for the night at my old job, i almost lived there. it was my second home and sometimes i invited people there, but not very often. |
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Yeah, I've masturbated at work, at my desk, facing the open door to the street and HUGE windows. |
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masturbation |
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i've mastaurbated at work many a time under the desk looking at the hot girls at my work. Mind you, i am a primary school teacher and it can be quite risky at times. |
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Hot girls in primary school???........I must be dreaming!! |
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canadian girls mature late? |
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stumbling upon people having sex outdoors is not fun. I don't want to be made part of your sexlife. |
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work! forgot about that! |
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I DO! |
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unless it's 2 men |
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what about animals at a zoo? i mean it's only natural. but apparently according to the judge watching them wasn't. |
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haha...that reminds me of an article i read couple of weeks ago. i can't remember the cause of death, but there was this farmer who found one of his sheep dead, and he soon realised that someone violated that sheep..apperantly that happened couple of years before as well, but he didnt make a report then. |
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what i can't understand is in some shops you can buy blow up dolls that are like women, presumably for people who can't get a real one. but i've also seen blow up sheep - how fucking desperate are you if you can't get a real sheep?! |
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hahaha, that i'd love to see. |
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that was hilariously troubling. |
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