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offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 10:52 [#01390147]
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indoors....only indoors. Youre being biased against males by
only thinking about female masturbation...I dont want to see
some young 15 yr old jerking off every half hour in his
front porch.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 10:53 [#01390151]
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sex was part of the discussion aswell dana


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 10:54 [#01390153]
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ok fine then here's what I say about sex outdoors---people
do it all the time so its doesnt deserve a poll. :P pusher


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-11-10 10:56 [#01390157]
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Anybody ever have sex on the beach? Beach porn is the most
painful looking, to me... I'd never do it... I'd personally
hate having grains of sand down my urethra, and sometimes
these people don't even use blankets.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 11:00 [#01390162]
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i would it seems fun. I would also be super careful because
sand in the ol pee hole would be instant torture. soap is
bad enough (thankfully i havent had that in a long time)


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 11:02 [#01390167]
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I have...It was a windy night and the sound of the water was
very calming, the moon high over our heads was amazing, the
sand hitting your thighs was annoying and the people walking
by was embarassing when they obviously knew what you were
doing.

But, it was still nice.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-10 11:04 [#01390170]
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haha, woah.

you had sex on the beach while people were walking around?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-10 11:05 [#01390172]
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isn't that something normal in the states?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 11:05 [#01390173]
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The beaches are always filled with people walking by or
having parties...so you figure fuck it..put on a skirt
without panties and youre in :D


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 11:05 [#01390174]
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"in the states" no its human nature to want to do something
daring and usually involves sex.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 11:06 [#01390178]
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true


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-10 11:07 [#01390179]
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i don't see people doing that in the old europe though.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-10 11:09 [#01390184]
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you guys really need to get with the times.



 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 11:10 [#01390191]
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And you know everyone is "old europe"?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 11:11 [#01390194]
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for real homie g dawg!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-10 11:12 [#01390199]
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yeah, that's what i've been thinking too..


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-10 11:17 [#01390206]
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we still cut bread with sharp stones and all that..


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 11:20 [#01390208]
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make fires with a magnifying glass & the sun.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-10 11:21 [#01390210]
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dunno, if they have glass in uk (they're a bit advanced), we
still use wooden sticks overhere..


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 11:34 [#01390222]
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Sex on the Beach is great. Doggy style is best. Only get
Sandy knees then.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 11:35 [#01390223]
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good point


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 11:36 [#01390224]
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Oh yeah, sex in a swimming pool is good. Slightly dangerous
for the girl though. I'd also recommend waiting till evening
as middle of the day in a hotel pool is just not that
private.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 11:38 [#01390228]
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haaha, little kids playing marco polo while you are railing
some random!!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 11:44 [#01390232]
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It was a steady girlfriend but the kids playing around the
pool bit is quite right. A bit offputting to be honest.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 11:46 [#01390236]
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was the water restrictive in any way?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 11:47 [#01390238]
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ewwww


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 11:50 [#01390243]
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Yeah, it made it a bit hard to get in. That's where the
danger part is because you could accidentally force water up
inside her which isn't good when you're pumping.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-11-10 12:47 [#01390332]
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ive never jerked it outside


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-10 12:50 [#01390333]
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i once had secks with an alaskan sea crab.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-11-10 13:04 [#01390344]
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very great thread


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 13:14 [#01390350]
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I was doing laundry and realized I wanted to clean my shirt
and bra that I had on so I took them off and threw them in
the washer and continued putting the stuff in there naked.

F.Y.I my maching machine/dryer is outside BAM!


 

offline uzim on 2004-11-11 03:55 [#01391144]
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i've never seen anyone have sex or jerk off outside o_O
(nor inside actually...)

but i know someone who was pissing while skateboarding once.
he was sideways on his skateboards, pants down, and pissing
on the side... i don't know if it's clear so here's a
schema.


 

offline BaronVonPickleF from United States on 2004-11-11 05:09 [#01391183]
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My old girlfriend once told me that she had never
masturbated in her life I'm not sure if I buy that
............is there anyone on here that has never
masterbated before that just seems crazy to me
..................................

THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline uzim on 2004-11-11 07:03 [#01391289]
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i think it's possible... i only started doing it some months
ago.

(and i might be very wrong but maybe it's easier not to do
it for girls, since men's bodies produce spermatozoids all
the time? ' _')


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-11 07:16 [#01391313]
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now THAT is an excellent illustration.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-11-11 07:22 [#01391328]
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Masturbation single handley beats real sex.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-11 07:41 [#01391353]
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I know some girls that do. The ones that will admit it are
over the age of 23 for the most part. For what i have
investigated. I do know a younger girl that does but that
bitch is a freak anyways so it doesnt count (searches for
her #)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-11 11:46 [#01391609]
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When we were in the sixth form it took one girl admitting to
it for a load of others to own up as well. :D!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-11 11:58 [#01391628]
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what is sixth form? never heard of it


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-11 12:02 [#01391630]
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I don't know the American Equivalent. I suppose it's like
the last two years of high school before college....


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-11 12:05 [#01391633]
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oh ok!

Junior and Senior! :D


 

offline plantre from United States on 2004-11-11 12:09 [#01391637]
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i lost my virginity outside.

we were behind trees and thickets and bushes, so we were
very well hidden. but we were in between a bike path and a
childrens park, so we could hear both bikers passing by and
the laughing of children. we were totally stoned, so we have
no idea if we got loud enough for them to hear us.


 

offline unsound_media from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-11-12 18:05 [#01393381]
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I've had sex in club washrooms so many times.....i still
remember security threathening us to cum out and i
did......cum out of course....!!!!


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-12 18:33 [#01393392]
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You are masturbating too frequently, relax!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-11-12 19:05 [#01393410]
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hahaha PROPS


 


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