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so i was just at the "boyfriend"s apartment, and we were laying around and talking and what not... all of a sudden we started kissing and such, and then i started going down on him. well.... i have no gag reflex, and some how his ring (he has his dick pierced) got caught on something in the back of my throat.... i have no idea what it was that it got caught on, but we were stuck like that for almost 3 minutes, and he was laughing and in pain, and i was almost crying... and turns out one of us was bleeding... this just happened about an hour ago. and it was the worst/funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my whole life, and i thought some of you might find that amusing or funny or whatever. talk amongst yourselves. |
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LOL, best topic ever! |
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hahahahahahaha |
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yeh... i just don't see how that is physically possible... the only thing i can think that it got stuck on, is my tonsils. |
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hahaha! respect! |
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respect? |
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yes. I didn't have something clever to say. |
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my god that must have been awkward |
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it was too funny to be awquard, we both couldn't stop laughing. the fact that he had to stick his finger down my throat to finally get it out, was enough to just be the funniest thing that's ever happened to either of us. it wouldn't have been to funny if he had to call an ambulance tho... which did go through his mind for a split second. |
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I just went through the paperwork to officially fire you from the internet. |
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that is not nice. |
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girl thread |
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you could have died and yet you talk of this rather lightly. why? |
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glad you didn't have to vistit a doctor? |
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Oh, I thought you were going to say you just experienced the "donkey punch", but... wait, this is even funnier. |
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Wait, OMG, if you where bleeding, that means some of his sperm could have get in your bloodstream and you could be pregnent!!?!/ |
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Haha yeah one time I was fucking this bitch and she had a miscarriage all over me, it was FUN-NEE |
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HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! |
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You probably have an abcess on your throat. |
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hahaha...i love painful/crying/laughing situations...nothing can beat this one though haha |
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aren't you worried about STD?? |
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that's absolutely hilarious,... XD |
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what's STD? |
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Pierced dick... what a moron |
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sexually transmitted diseases |
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just because it doesn't float your boat doesn't mean you should critisize it, don't be so closed minded |
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this happened in that stupid movie with cameron diaz and christina applegate (?) |
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apparently it's better for the girl... however, I'm not a girl.. not yet a woman... ask a girl... |
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It's not exactly better for the girl when it's going down their throat surely? |
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her not their |
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well.. maybe it is... you never know... I wouldn't think that rubbing the nipples could feel good for a girl either, but somehow it does... |
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Only reason I wanted to get my tongue pierced was so that I could give better head. |
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Bah! I'm not against piercings or anything. Just thought that (although it would depend on the type of piercing) deep throating would be a bad idea, sort of like doing gymnastics with jewellery. |
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HAHAHAHAH from tragedys LJ: 02:50 pm - question. if a girl gives a guy head and swallows, but she doesn't eat meat and he eats a lot, can that make her sick? Current Mood: sick you have some problems with this dont you? hahaha |
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he must be a pr0n star! |
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haahhaahhaah!! too much proteine!!! |
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this thread is hot! |
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Refund likes his dicks pierced. |
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fuck that, it would hurt XO |
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XO? I've heard that in movies, used as an abbreviation of the title of a man that is "second in charge" on navy ships... It also has something to do with cognac... HELLO!!! |
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it means "but I would enjoy it" |
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I just thought that calling someone a moron because they got a prince albert is a pretty fucking closed minded thing to say. are you aware of the downsides versus the benefits? have you tried it yourself? obviously not. |
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heheheh |
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Fav+ |
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yeah it's a wonderful blowjob-detractor. no more of those annoying blowjobs! |
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of course, as in tragedy's case, it could lead to the never ending bj. |
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I have recently founded a coutnry in international waters.. it is called "The Ocean," and I am king. If you want to enjoy piercings and such, come to West-The Ocean, while East-The Ocean is for "purists." I decided that Apartheid was necessary to keep the peace in the country. btw: if you have no appendix, North-The Ocean is the place for you, and if you HAVE your appendix, but a fetish for people with no appendix, you will be denied entrance to the country. |
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ha ha! |
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i'm still dying to know if tragedy finished him. cummon, you can't begin a story like this and leave us stranded... where's the tale's climax!? i mean, surely this didn't kill the mood. |
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