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online big from lsg on 2004-08-02 15:37 [#01293499]
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hehehe


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-08-02 15:43 [#01293504]
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WAITWAITWAIT!

I'm confused.. why is the word "boyfriend" in "'s even in
Tragedys first post? Wouldn't that imply that either he's
not a boyfriend, or that the word was used with irony?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-08-02 15:47 [#01293506]
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well then she wouldnt have been deep throating him in the
first place, and it wouldnt have happened.


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-08-02 15:48 [#01293507]
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someone already probably said this, but...

yes, i have heard of people getting their epiglottus (sp?)
caught in a dick piercing. (most commonly a prince albert)
usually requires medical attention...and as someone was
bleeding, i hope you are both okay and have gotten yr parts
looked at?



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-08-02 17:33 [#01293640]
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dequalsrxt> thankyou so much! i have no idea what it could
have gotten stuck on but i'm gonna go look on some piercing
sites or something. i've never ever heard of this happening
before.
we're both fine, we had sex today, so i doubt he's in any
pain, and my throat feels fine now, just a little bit sore
when i swallow.
drunkenmastah> cause we're not really going out but we're
exclusive.... we just don't have a title.
mappatazee> that actually happened one time when i was
really drunk with my x-boyfriend.
smyrma> yeh, it's fekkin hilarious.




 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-08-02 17:39 [#01293648]
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"mappatazee> that actually happened one time when i was
really drunk with my x-boyfriend."

:-x

ewwww



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-02 17:41 [#01293649]
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post pics


 

offline wimp on 2004-08-02 17:46 [#01293652]
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The audio would be an interesting listen.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-08-02 17:46 [#01293653]
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The Best Day Of Your Life


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-02 17:47 [#01293655]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



Oh man, if vomit and blood keep happening, i think you
should stop giving blowjobs, f'real.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-08-02 17:57 [#01293659]
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oh, and just IMO... this look works better then the
goth kinda thing you got going on in your avatar.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-08-02 18:02 [#01293662]
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if anyone can find any stories similar to that (the piercing
getting caught in the throat) PLEASEEEE link me, cause i
can't find anything!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-08-03 11:11 [#01294168]
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oooh, how very self-involved!

xox


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-08-03 12:11 [#01294187]
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lol


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-03 13:54 [#01294262]
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And the moral of this story is

BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE A WHORE!



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 13:58 [#01294267]
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funny thing is it doesn't even slow the demand from men.

"..but I'll bleed an vomit all over your cock.."
"....okay."


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-21 13:18 [#01671103]
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...okay


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-21 16:01 [#01671367]
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hai - i told you not to click


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-21 16:10 [#01671374]
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Holy shit!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-07-21 16:15 [#01671380]
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ha!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-07-21 16:44 [#01671418]
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haHahahahahahahahahaha


 


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