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ha ha! |
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that would be great. she just got "free" and then immediately goes down on him again. |
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while one of them is bleeding! |
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shall I take that as "yes, I would like to come live in your country, expect my application to land in your mailbox in a couple of days" ? Hello and welcome!!! |
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I've also founded a country... it's called Rand McNally... you better not try and invade!! |
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why would anyone want to pierce their cock? thanx for the story though :) |
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i don't get it. what kind of jewlery did he have to be able to get stuck on tonsils? |
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ehm, you don't have a gag reflex? wtf tell me more about that. |
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maybe he had his wiener pierced with a fish hook |
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that'd be pretty convenient actually... anytime you get hungry just put a worm on the hook and go fishing! |
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Obviously he has a magic cock piercing. |
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It is a piercing which was attracted by the magnetic field of tragedy's pacemaker. |
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Its stories like this that are why I never put other mens potakayans in my mouth |
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it's ok as long as they're not pierced apperantly. |
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this made me rethink piercing my weewee |
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you could always do it yourself, using a hammer and a nail, or a stapler. |
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i guess tragedy must've went back for seconds and choked. |
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not a pretty sight to imagine. |
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mm, okay |
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I would never have this problem for several reasons. 1) I do not give head (for free at least), and especially not to men with pierced schnitzels. 2) If my dick ever did get stuck in the back of some girl's throat, the gagging sound would have me soft so instantaneously that the problem would be solved. |
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but she doesnt gag.... but let me just make a comment... after careful consideration... I have concluded that either 1. tragedy has a huge mouth. or 2. her boyfriend has a tiny dick. how else would he fit his finger into the BACK of her throat, to unlatch the snag, whilst having a hardon. eh? |
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"the gagging sound would have me soft so instantaneously" hmm, that would have to hurt even more since the dick would shrink... |
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yeah, it'd be stretched like a guitar string |
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it hurts what should i do now? |
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hammer one of your fingers on your left hand. that should ease the pain a bit. |
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ima gonna cry now *sniggers* |
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yeah but if it shrunk it would be way easier to manipulate it out of there, especially since your fingers would fit better. Though, as Funk pointed out, with a tiny dick one needn't be soft in a situation such as this. |
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funk? |
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wait wasn't the funkmaster just here? I dunno I just woke up, sorry buddy. |
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but anyway you've got plenty of your own funk, I should say. |
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awwww!!1! |
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it definately killed the mood. i didn't gag once. and it definately went soft in my mouth when i tried to pull away and it hurt him. i'm not worried about std's cause i know for a fact he's clean. but yeah.... i couldn't find any other questions in here. |
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i think this thread would benifit from a diagram. |
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Hahaha, i concur. Full colour if possible, with a doctor using some sort of pointing device to highlight "problem areas". |
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what kinda jewlery? |
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and how was your throat afterwards? were you the one who was bleeding? |
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maybe he had a hoop and her little punching bag thigie got hung in it. |
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ew that'd have to be pretty tight though to get stuck.. how would it get in in the first place.. |
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yeah, you're probably right. i'm sticking with my fishhook hypothesis until the official diagram is made public. |
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yes , me too. |
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it was like a horseshoe or whatever, we still have no idea which one of us was bleeding, and my throat feels absolutely awful today. |
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aw that's shitty |
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I'm glad I didn't read this thread before I posted. |
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somehow i don't like that storry. |
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it annoys me in a way. |
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Hahaha, you had a cock stuck in your throat. |
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somehow everyone here forgot to use this joke: Whoa, what a TRAGEDY!!! *looks around, and sees know one laughing* *runs away in shame* |
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Jesus christ, I feel all cringey now. |
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--and a good thing you have no gag reflex. Just think if it made you start puking all over his cock and balls. |
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