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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-05-16 04:26 [#01600202]
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MAXIMO FUCKING PARK. That just about says it all. fucking
hell. how far have warp fallen? anything to keep themselves
afloat. Fucking art school pish.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 04:28 [#01600203]
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haha, i've listened to those maximo samples..it's pretty
horrible, yes! warp wasn't all that lucky with new signings
in the past few years..i hope that french guy is going to be
something else.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 04:36 [#01600210]
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and what about the rest of the roster you ungrateful shit?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-05-16 04:43 [#01600222]
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Jesus Christ not again.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-05-16 04:45 [#01600225]
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I am officially going to burn my scabby old warp t-shirt. It
was my favourite thing in the world. not any more.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-05-16 04:46 [#01600228]
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wtf, aphex twin and squarepusher
how warp dare releasing that noisy scrambled nonsense shit
"make it shit electronic and sell to children who think they
are inteligent"

jesus fricking god dammit warp records stink


 

offline pf from Finland on 2005-05-16 04:46 [#01600229]
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!!! is great.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 04:48 [#01600235]
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you lot are fucking terrible.
omg i dont wank over one artist on WARP... they are
the fucking anti-christ, forget those 16 years of
ground-breaking releases, i've forgotten about all the good
stuff they do now.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-05-16 04:51 [#01600239]
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But maximo fucking park man. come on. i can forgive some
things, but..


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 04:52 [#01600241]
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why destroy those 16 years now? i bet they could come up
with something better than maximo don't you think?


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 04:54 [#01600246]
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Maximo are arguably the most popular artists ever on WARP;
their debut was top 20 hit and their album, out today has
had 2 'picks of the week' in respectable weekend broadsheet
suppliments. So that will enter high too I reckon, perhaps
even a top 10.

For WARP it's a very good move, and they aren't digressing
too much cos their latest signing, Jackson is a deep
house/techno artist.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-16 05:10 [#01600255]
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haha. burn it, bill_hicks. burn it.
and, please, do make photos of the flaming t-shirt.



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-16 05:10 [#01600256]
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when i bought the rephlex compilation 'the braindance
coincidence', it had a sticker on it saying some magazine
voted them 'the coolest label on the planet'. i thought to
myself, why rephlex? why not warp?

and now i know why.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 05:16 [#01600263]
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maybe they had a time machine? u cannot argue that rephlex
is more important than warp.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 05:21 [#01600268]
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I concur.


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2005-05-16 05:27 [#01600272]
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you people are just ordinary close-minded electronica
geeks....and you need to grow up..

sorry

p.s. maximo park are a really good band



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-05-16 05:27 [#01600273]
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maximo park are even fucking worse than the kaiser chiefs -
if that is possible.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 05:30 [#01600275]
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an era is obviously ending


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2005-05-16 05:34 [#01600278]
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you are a sad sad person..
do you really believe that aphex twin and squarepusher and
autechre are better than the complete genre of guitar
music?

G-U-I-T-A-R M-U-S-I-C

have you ever heard of that term?



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-05-16 05:35 [#01600280]
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Who said i don't like guitar music, you twat?


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2005-05-16 05:38 [#01600283]
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ignorance, ignorance..

i guess thats the reason im not visiting this forum that
much
i feel like im spending time in kindergarten


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 05:38 [#01600284]
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B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S

better than

B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S ! ! !



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 05:40 [#01600286]
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i mean : most of such comparisons usually end up shit. and
ruin threads.

sad, so sad


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 05:42 [#01600290]
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i prefer guitar music over electronica atm, but maximo park
still aren't someone i'd give more than one quick
listen..and i don't mind pop music either..just not my
thing. and saying they're 100 times better that britney is
silly..warp was never about that.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 05:45 [#01600293]
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while Britney is 100 times better than Aguillera

:D


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 05:51 [#01600301]
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Warp might *need* to
start putting music out like this in order to make enough
money to continue supporting our favourite electronic
artists!!


good point


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 05:54 [#01600302]
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yes, i agree partly, but still i think warp should focus on
sort of music they were promoting in the past..they were/are
best known for electronic music and they should stick with
it imo. they are very recognizable in the music scene, so
that shouldn't be a problem - they should be setting trends,
im sure there are a lot of electronica artists that could
get successful enough even financially. it's sad to see they
just took the easy way and went into mainstream apperantly.
i haven't bought a warp release in surely over a year now..


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 05:57 [#01600305]
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Fuck you. I can think of few more pathetic things than the
people who take this so seriously, it's is if you people
actually believe Warp personally spoke to you in a dream and
promised you 'Everything we do will be cutting edge, and
that means electronic!'. FUCK OFF. They don't have to
release electronic music and they don't have to release
experimental music. I think there ought to be more problem
with them signing fairly repetetive electronic acts than
giving the diverse musical tastes of their fanbase a little
respect which you clearly don't deserve. They can release
whatever they like, and if you don't like it I honestly
advise you to buy the Maximo Park album and forcibly insert
it into yourself over the next few hours. And besides, they
aren't there to pander to your every wish, it's still a
business trying to make money. I bet Warp regrets ever
starting up when they realise they've accumulated a
generation of narrow-minded cunts who think they are
open-minded but cough up blood when something different
happens. In fact I bet the only reason this bothers you is
because Maximo Park have sold well, you snivelling little
turd.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-05-16 05:58 [#01600306]
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"inteligent?" hehe...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 06:02 [#01600309]
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sure, they can release whatever they like..it just got a bit
boring, that's all im saying. great for them if they sell a
lot and if people like it. there are plenty of other lables
that put out decent music nowdays :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 06:04 [#01600311]
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they should have opened an allied label for that, just to
preserve the warp name unspoiled :)


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 06:08 [#01600314]
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They do have Arcola, Gift Records, Lex Records, and Nucleus
already though.


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2005-05-16 06:08 [#01600315]
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warp, shmarp


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 06:11 [#01600321]
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good point


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 06:14 [#01600323]
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that was a bit of a joke really..i still wish they would
stay out of the pop music bussiness..i just hope the best
selling artists won't get all the attention from warp
officials now.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 06:17 [#01600325]
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hah! Stay out of the pop business!? It's Joe Bloggs that
decides who's popular - not Warp. And fucking well good on
them for their shrewd vision yet again.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 06:18 [#01600326]
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Yeah I may have been a bit strong, and it wasnt aimed at
tolst, but I just really like swearing on the internet. and
I really don't like the simmering nerdiness of electronica
where people like to think they like experimental music but
hate almost everything with singing or intruments.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-16 06:24 [#01600331]
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Lol, thats a clever way to alienate your audience. I thought
WARP was an electronic label, fuck dat shit


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 06:26 [#01600333]
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no need to pay attention what you say to me only because im
a mod now :) j/k
as i said, i prefer guitar music over electronica, and to be
honest warp was never experimental to me..they were always
presenting only the most accessible electronic music i
think. and it's an odd situation on electronica scene
atm..lots of other electronica labels seem a bit stuck atm..


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 06:27 [#01600334]
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i'm sure back in the days when warp put out house/techno
records, there were people who loved that.
back then, they were probably disappointed that they started
to bring out ambient stuff.

its like with analord, people here know aphex for his more
experimental works, and hate most of the analords, cos
theyre really acid-y and techno.
whereas people who gave up on aphex years ago when he
stopped playing with analogue equipment love it.

warp have just signed someone a bit different. get over it.

i have.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-16 06:27 [#01600336]
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i don't hate maximo park..it isn't my type of music and i
wouldn't be bothered one bit if they weren't on warp :)


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 06:30 [#01600340]
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I've always thought Warp presented the most inaccessible
electronic music.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 07:00 [#01600385]
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why ?


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2005-05-16 07:04 [#01600393]
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im not listening to electronica for over a year now
and the main reason i stopped listening to it is that i
kinda came to the point where ive listened so much of it
that nothing can produce any emotions anymore, ive heard
everything there is...and the scene didnt really progress
for good 5 years or so...same all derivative crap...

and the other reason is, i hated myself when i realized the
fact that electronica fans are such immature bunch of geeks,
that hang out in video games shops..so basically its just a
silly childish fixation that "electronic" and "experimental"
means, "hey im intellingent", and i started finding much
more creativity and emotion in other genres...and i started
to value other types of music much more...

so if you played maximo park to me when i was 18...and was
all into aphex and shit...i would be disgusted....
but now that ive lived a bit, experienced some other music,
learned some things, ...i think maximo park are
great...their single "apply some pressure" is one of the
best singles of the year...and im so glad warp is slowly
gonna shake off that bunch of ignorant geeky brats...and
leave them to drink aphexs piss...

for the rest of us..we get older...life goes on...music gets
better...


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 07:18 [#01600417]
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if you love electronic SOUNDS you just listen to electronic
music [or not-much-electronic] - and don't give much shit
about genres.

i hope that when i grow up someday i'll be still listening
to electronic music.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 07:24 [#01600421]
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Because for me that's the reason they are great. Tell me who
else would have signed a few lads from Leeds in 1989 who had
made some crazy 'acid house' track at home. What balls that
took, and how it paid off.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-16 07:24 [#01600422]
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Im not an immature geek. How many ROCK music fans listen to
IDM ? They hate that "techno shit"


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-16 07:24 [#01600423]
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A few lads from Leeds = LFO and Nightmares on Wax. LFO's
debut sold 120,000.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-16 07:26 [#01600424]
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i agree


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-05-16 07:27 [#01600425]
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I remember when all the indie rags were openly dismissive of
the "bleep" sound, the music press is always so shite.

Anyway, I think somebody here is cross because Warp didn't
want to sign them.


 


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