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Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-21 21:35 [#00073143] | |||||||||
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Homer: "Mr Burns, with all his money, thinks he can buy anything! Well, there's one thing he can't buy!" Marge: "What's that Homey?" (Pause) Homer: "A DINOSAUR!" |
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Clive on 2002-01-21 21:37 [#00073144] | |||||||||
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Too many... |
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Monoid on 2002-01-21 21:38 [#00073145] | |||||||||
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Mr. Burns : Smithers, kill the Rolling Stones Smithers : But sir those aren't.... Mr. Burns : Do as I say |
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pOgo from Work on 2002-01-21 21:40 [#00073148] | |||||||||
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Homer to Bart: "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" |
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Clive from Cliveland on 2002-01-21 21:43 [#00073150] | |||||||||
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MORE TESTICLES MEAN MORE IRON |
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Clive from Cliveland on 2002-01-21 21:48 [#00073158] | |||||||||
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Barney: Hey Homer, Im worried about the beer supply! After this case, and the other case, theres only one case left. (muffled) Yeah yeah...Barneys right! Yea lets drink some more beer! Yea, hey what about some beer!? Yea, Barney's right! Homer: Guyyys, pipe down!! |
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Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-21 21:49 [#00073159] | |||||||||
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Teacher: Ok class, I want you all to tell me where you're from. Ok, you first. 1st guy: Texas! 2nd guy: Oakland! Homer: Homer! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-21 21:55 [#00073163] | |||||||||
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Oh my, it's about time we have a topic about Simpsons lines... I can't remember exactly how this one starts, but I'm sure you'll remember... Homer: Yeah well I'll take the number off my house Other Guy: Well I'll look for the house with no number Homer: Well I'll take the numbers off all the houses Other Guy: Well I'll look for the house next to the house with no numbers (pause) Homer: DOH!!! |
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pOgo from Work on 2002-01-21 21:58 [#00073165] | |||||||||
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"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone." |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-21 22:02 [#00073167] | |||||||||
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Homer about to die on the cherry-picker, about to crash into a bridge.... ''I know I'm not a praying man, but PLEASE, if you're listening, PLEASE save me Superman.'' :-D |
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Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-21 22:04 [#00073171] | |||||||||
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Scientist: "This can't be right, this man has 95% body fat! Hey, no eating in the tank!" Homer: "Go to hell!" |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-21 22:26 [#00073199] | |||||||||
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HAA! lol, this thread just made me laugh.. Mr Burns:"have u ever seen the sun set at 3 in the afternoon?!?!" Sailor guy:"aie! once, i was sailn' the north sea..." lol... and after teh hurricane, theres a shelter in the church and the sign in front sais "God welcomes his victoms.." haha.. ooh.. to many classic moments to remember when u try to.. lol, the ENTIRE episode when bears maul thier mailbox.. and the town goes crazy w/ all the "bear patrol" stuff.. when lisa is about to tell the town that jebidiah was a fake.. and that police sniper is like "i think i can pick her off.." |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-21 22:28 [#00073200] | |||||||||
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ALL of teh educational films feat. troy mclure, especially the BEEF one.. haha "ok jimmy, lets take a look at the killing floor" "dont let the name fool you jimmy, its not really a floor, more like a grate that allows materials to sleuth through" HAH! (later in the same video) "why, just ask this Scientition!" scientist "uh...-" "he'll tell you... (blah blah)" "boy mr mclure, i was a GRADE A MORON for ever doubting meat!" "you sure were jimmy, you sure were!" (rubbin jimmys head) "ur... hurting me...." hAAHAHAH oh, sorry i think i got a little carried away here... i cant help it |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-21 22:32 [#00073204] | |||||||||
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"one of our patients is a canibal.. "try and guess which one! i think you'll be surprised!" when principal skinner has the vietnam flashback while making the morning announcements..! "valentines day is no joke children... (flash back) Johny? JOHNY!?!? JOOOOHNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (kids just watching speaker quietly..) |
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silverflux from NYC on 2002-01-21 22:41 [#00073220] | |||||||||
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i love the simpsons...now i have to think of some lines. |
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eXXailon from NL on 2002-01-21 22:45 [#00073228] | |||||||||
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D'oh!!!! |
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Clive, Of Course aka Maximus Volumus from North Cliveland on 2002-01-21 22:49 [#00073235] | |||||||||
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Yea, all of Skinners flashbacks are classic...especially the one about the rice! |
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silverflux from NYC on 2002-01-21 22:52 [#00073241] | |||||||||
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I've motivated my men with donuts, and the possibility of MORE donuts! |
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Frag on 2002-01-21 23:15 [#00073261] | |||||||||
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Homer: Moe I need your advice. Moe : Yeah? Homer: See I got this friend named...um...Joey Joe Joe Junior...Shabbadou... Moe : That's the worst name I ever heard. (some guy with that name runs out) Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe! -- Lionel Hutz: We've drawn Judge Snider. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I ... kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son." |
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pOgo from Work on 2002-01-21 23:45 [#00073280] | |||||||||
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homer sings: My balony has a first name It's H-O-M-E-R My balony has a seccond name It's H-O-M-E-R |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-21 23:58 [#00073288] | |||||||||
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"HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'" |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-21 23:58 [#00073289] | |||||||||
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there's too many...worthless to attempt... |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-22 01:09 [#00073316] | |||||||||
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haha, when moe opens the family restaurant.. "its classic american cooking.. deep fried!" "so if you like [something] and a bunch of... crazy crap on the walls.. come on down.. [etc..] then when thier taking all the restaurant stuff away.. and he goes: "go ahead, take it all!" "uh, moe, u might want to keep the fire extinguisher.." "nah, to many bad memories" |
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dave from canada on 2002-01-22 01:29 [#00073325] | |||||||||
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Tv: ''and now back to ernist needs a heart transplant'' |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-22 01:32 [#00073327] | |||||||||
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"Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Batman, I mean Leader!!!" |
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wayout on 2002-01-22 05:02 [#00073352] | |||||||||
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"mr. skinner and ms. krabapple were making babies in the closet...and i saw one of the babies...it looked at me." - ralph |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-22 05:06 [#00073356] | |||||||||
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"Krabapple? I've been calling her Ms. Crab-Apple, I've been making a fool of myself!" |
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laughable butane bobby on 2002-01-22 05:11 [#00073357] | |||||||||
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Homer singing proudly... " i - am - so- smart- i - am -so smart - s- m- r -t ,i mean, s - m- a -r -t " Smithers grumbling..." Sea-men and women don't mix!" Burns... " I KNOW what you think Smithers" Marge, leaving on vacation... Homer shouts worriedly "How do I use the pressure cooker?" Marge replies "DON"T!" |
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JOB on 2002-01-22 05:15 [#00073358] | |||||||||
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bart: "cool liscece plaet names! Lets see banson, Bert, Bort? Theres no bart!! lad asking her kid to come " Bort come on!" man that over hears " excuse me mam were you talking to me?" woman " no may sons name happens to be bort Hmp!" lol later in episode when most of simpson family has been put in holding cell. announced over pa "Attention more Bort licence plates to the gift shop, thats more Bort licence plaets to the gift shop" lol i prolly screwed half of that up but i was funny as hell when it was on! |
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laughable butane bobby on 2002-01-22 05:15 [#00073359] | |||||||||
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Homer yells "LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!" |
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wayout on 2002-01-22 05:20 [#00073362] | |||||||||
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ralph (showing the other kids his backyard) "this is my swingset, and theres my sandbox...im not allowed in the deep end..thats where i saw the leprechaun...he told me to burn things" "you know what to do sonny!!" - the leprechaun |
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JOB on 2002-01-22 05:41 [#00073373] | |||||||||
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lol "burn the hosue down" in evil voice " BURN THEM ALL" |
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Clobe Smith from over here on 2002-01-22 06:57 [#00073383] | |||||||||
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bart, what are you doing? whipping cupcakes. it tastes like ... burning. go banana! worst episode ... ever. me and lisa are going for gellato. we'd ask you to come but ... you know ... whoa, that guys guitar's talking! WHOA! my shoes are talking! it smells like otto's jacket hmm, awfully quiet around here. i don't follow see, bees make noise. no noise means ... no bees oh, i see now. look, there goes one! to the bee mobile! you mean your chevy? ... yes. greatest site ... ever: http://www.snpp.com/ |
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Baron Von Picklefoot from From my "special" place on 2002-01-22 07:05 [#00073384] | |||||||||
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Homer: "God bless this rockethouse and all that dwell in the rockethouse"!!! |
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Vortext on 2002-01-22 08:06 [#00073400] | |||||||||
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Marge: "look at all this hate mail we've gotten. I know your used to getting hate mail Homer but Im not. (reads a letter) "burn in hell you blanking blank blank blankers signed Moe" Homer: "oh great, now we have to send him a card" |
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m on 2002-01-22 08:10 [#00073401] | |||||||||
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everything ralph wigum says. |
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m on 2002-01-22 08:11 [#00073402] | |||||||||
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ex. "he he he, dying tickles!" |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-22 08:16 [#00073404] | |||||||||
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(Scene: Homer and guys playing poker in the kitchen) -In walks in Marge: -"Illegal gambling in my house?!!!" Moe: " Uhh...Uhhh I thought this was Vegas! Why its so nice and decorative, You guys lied, you told me this was vegas!!!" |
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Addi b from Iceland on 2002-01-22 09:34 [#00073433] | |||||||||
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This has got to be the best! Homer playing Blackjack: The card dealer: you have 18 Homer:(rapidly)Hit me Dealer:19 Homer:Hit me Dealer:20 Homer:Hit me Dealer:21 Homer:Hit me! Dealer:22 Homer: Doooh! |
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phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-22 09:38 [#00073434] | |||||||||
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Jonathan Livingston Seagul |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-22 09:40 [#00073436] | |||||||||
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Lenny: "Please don't tell anyone how I live!" |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-22 09:43 [#00073437] | |||||||||
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Lionel Hutz- " Now Marge, theres the truth...(shaking his head NO)...then there's the TRUTH!(shanking his head YES and smiling) |
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ken from ken on 2002-01-22 12:30 [#00073489] | |||||||||
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(homer to mr burns..) "Oh, "no attitude," eh? not "in your face" huh? well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!!" jjjneuis. |
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Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-22 12:37 [#00073491] | |||||||||
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Burns: We can take the Spruce Moose! Smithers: But Sir, I... (Burns loads magnum) Burns: Hop in. |
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phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-22 12:39 [#00073493] | |||||||||
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm something! |
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Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-22 12:48 [#00073496] | |||||||||
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THEY FIGHT... AND FIGHT... and bark THEY FIGHT THEY FIGHT THEY FIGHT... and bark FIGHT FIGHT BARK... woof woof woof THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY... AND POOCHY SHOW!!! |
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mooglystar from mooglystar on 2002-01-22 12:55 [#00073502] | |||||||||
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"miss hover, I glued my head to my sholder" |
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Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-22 13:00 [#00073503] | |||||||||
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Hank Scorpio: Anyway, I'm in the middle of a Fun Run so... See you at work Homer! |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-22 13:03 [#00073506] | |||||||||
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(Bart and Lisa standing in the crowd at a concert) "Ewwww, its smells like Otto's jacket" |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-22 13:45 [#00073515] | |||||||||
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"Oh no, it's the robotic Richard Simmons" "That but's gonna blow!!!!!" thanks guys, these messages are making me laugh... |
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