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"my cat's breath smells like catfood" -ralph |
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phone call for: Amanda Hugginkiss Seymour Butts Mike Rotch *chuckles* >_< |
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Homer decides to spend more time with his children... Bart to Homer..." Dad... we liked your half-assed under-parenting much better than your half-assed over-parenting!" Homer ..." Ooohhww... I thought I was using my whole ass this time!" |
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Homer singing... "we're here, we're queer, we drink a lot of beer..." as he leads a mob... Lenny ..."hey, that sure is a catchy song Homer"... Homer... "yea, i got the idea from watching the mustache parade" (i.e. Homer didnt realize it was a gay parade) i remember that faintly... since it was edited out for syndication... how many damn commercials do they need?! |
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mmmm...floorpie |
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denk you come again |
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my favourite episode is when homer gains weight so he can claim disability. top lines are "all my life i've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body" "to start press any key. where's the any key" |
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ralph - ow! i bent my wookie! lisa and smart friend - you wanna come play anagrams with us ralph?? its where we take the letters of a name and rearrange them to form a description of that person ralph - my cats breath smells like cat food..... |
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Ralph: "The doctor said i would get so many nose bleeds if i kept my finger out of there." |
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doh! |
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Jessica Simpson once said: "i know i'm very talented" |
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mmmmm..pistol whip! |
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O.J. Simpson once said: "NOT GUILTY" |
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Anyone for a "Flaming Moe"??? |
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Mr. Sparkle: "I am disrespectful to dirt, can you see that I am serious?" ::mr sparkly flies up to three dancing girls underwater:: Mr. Sparkle: "Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?" Girls: "what a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr Sparkle!" ::Mr Sparkle blows magic dust on the girls, morphing them into sumo wrestlers:: ::Cut to a reporter interviewing a two headed cow:: Reporter: "Any plans for summer?" ::Mr sparkle appears and shatters the cow:: Mr. SParkle: "For lucky best wash use Mr Sparkle! I could recite it in Japanese, but I am too tired. Maybe later. |
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homer on a plane to some highland, escaping from angry bbc people:I dont wanna go to teach bible. I dont even belive in jeebus! oohh, help me jeebus! |
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Homer(singing): "You can dance, you can dance... everybody look at your pants!" |
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bart's in court looking at the jury... he looks at principal skinner... skinner:I know you can read my thoughts bart...and I know that you've cut school too...when I find out your ass is mine...yes you heard me..i think things i'll never say.... Bart looks at homer (who's looking right back at him) Homer: I know you can read my thoughts boy....meeeeeeeeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (i rythim with the comercail jingle) |
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Smithers: "I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me! I'll check the employee files under 'incompetent!'" (714 matches found.) "Perhaps I need to be a little more specific! 'Lazy,' 'clumsy,' 'dim-witted,' 'monstrously ugly!'" (714 matches found.) "Oh, nuts to this! I'll just get Homer Simpson!" |
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Ralph: 'I eated the purple berries! Teacher:''What do they taste like Ralph? Ralph:''They taste like...burning!' |
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Malibu stacy episode.... Lisa to a bunch of friends playing with their new mailbu stacy dolls: Don't you guys think that there's somehting wrong with your dolls? Friend1: yea mine has a funny smell Lisa:Nooooo, i mean, something wrong with what they say. Friend 2: Yea mine says this(pull's string) doll: My spidey sence is tingling! Anyone call for a webslinger?! |
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OMG it's back !! lol *Homer smacks hippo's ass and wakes it up* "AAAAA ! A hungry hungry hippo !* |
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(The family snoops around the neighborhood to see what other normal famililes are like) Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Homer: It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed. Marge: Homer, this is our house. Homer: D'oh! |
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Homer feeding the cat: Homer: It says it's for dogs, but she can't read. |
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barney "ahh u want a bad night, try sleeping on one of these" *sits up and hes lying on a sea shell* on the bart steals the church money one, cars driving past shouting "crook!" "thief!" then one guy goes for ... "STEALINGMONEYFROMTHECHURCHCOLLECTIONPLATE!" |
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bart : "oh we never get any cool floats coming through springfield" marge : "what are u talking about? thats funky winkerbean, wave hello funky!" |
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Oscar the Grouch and Elmo are after Homer, and they both come out of a trash can: Oscar: Theres no use running bub, not from PBS (Elmo comes out) Elmo: Elmo knows where you live |
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The "MAX POWER" episode.... Homer, Carl and Lenny are standing around at work.... Carl: So...Mr. Simpson, can I have your autograph? Homer:...Allllright, and whoo shall I make this out too? Carl: Aww cmon Homer you known me for ten years....(silence)...uh its Carl homer.... Homer: (Skribbles something on piece of paper)All right there ya go...... Carl:....Uh Homer you wrote MY name..... LOL I love em ALL...=) |
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brad goodman- Come to the stage little biy, whats your name? bart- Rutiger brad- we should all be more like little rutiger here.... marge- Homer weve got some one here who can save you. Homer- is it batman? marge- No its a scientist. homer- Batmans' a scientist. marge- Its not batman! hank scorpio-this is where u work homer- yes mr scorpion hank- dont call me that, its mr scorpio, but dont call me that either! hang my coat up on the wall...haha we dont beleive in walls. in fact i didnt even give you my coat. (hes wearing it backwards hahahaa) movie guy - you must be the guy who didnt know if u had a pimple or a boil homer- it was a gummy bear homer- with a thousand dollars id be a millionare! i can buy all sorts of things...like love! |
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homer- now lets play the waiting game.....ah the waiting game sucks, lets play hungry hungry hippos homer- God if you are there let me know..*phone rings* Godfrey- Hello homer, this is God...frey jones homer praying- Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me patty- this started out as a halloween costume, but found its way into my usual rotation patty- we have a gentleman caller tv guy- hey this tvs' not broken its just unplugged *patty closes the door* postal guy- who are you? homer- my name is mr burns postal guy- whats your first name? homer- i dont know ralph finds out lisa is vegetarian - I cant beleive i used to go out with you! radio guy- heres a romantic song for everyone this valentines day radio- The did the mash they did the monster mash.. radio guy- aw darnnit! *lucy lawles flys bart and lisa home* lisa- hey wait a minute, xena cant fly lucy- i keep telling you, im not xena im lucy lawless |
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Seymour and Chalmers C: Good lord Skinner your kitchen is on fire. S: No, it's just Auroraboryalus C: Your telling me Auroraboryalus, at this time of day, in this part of the country, entirely localized in your kitchen!? S: Yes! C: May I see it? S: No Agnus: Seymour the house is on fire! S: No mother, it's just the northern lights. |
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downhill skiing with the family, "stupid sexy flanders!" leads too..... **wack wack wack*** doing splits down the hill "THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER" then little mounds start wacking his balls THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER Yoink! |
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duuuude, remember that time that you dropped your keys and you thought the phone was ringing?! HAHAHAHA ... GET OUT! |
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Buck McCoy lasso's the boys some items. Bart gets a pop. Bart: (after taking a swig) Everything tastes better when it's lassoed. Milhouse: Can you lasso me a banana? Buck McCoy: Now how the HELL would i do that?! |
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i think it went... cheif- this is jimmy, Mcgarnicle jimmy- im worried, Mcgarnicle Mcgarnicle- dont be scared, beleive in your old pal, Mcgarnicle cheif- well Mcgarnicle, little jimmys' dead. Mcgarnicle- hey im trying to eat lunch here! |
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Homer: "Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax" Lisa: "That's the Home Owner tax." |
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*BUMP* Im watching the episode where Maude dies and Homer makes a "singles dating tape" for Ned..... Cheif Wiggum being interviewed- " Oh yeah I would date Ned Flanders if I was a woman...He looks like a cuddler...I like to cuddle, be held,rubbed..."..... LOL...I LOVE EM ALL |
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* Bumping once again * Homer to Bart: "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" |
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Homer: "The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do." |
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jst saw one the other day, with the little wizzards academy :) the teacher : harry potter stop chewing that bubble gum harry potter : its not bubblegum, im chewing sulfur (and then he splits a fire ball) :) |
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Homer and Marge running about naked after narrowly avoiding being caught having sex on the crazy golf course. Homer's worried that someone will see them if they make a break for home... "But Marge, what will the British tabloids say?!" |
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HOMER: "do you like pina colonics" *(Homer standing behind a shrub pretending to talk to a child) *HOMER: "daddy, ask the nice man for some candy, well then at least get some for yourself: |
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don't know if this one has been said: homer: "attention, attention, if i could just say a few words, i'd be a better public speaker." also: bart: "no one ever suspects the butterfly" ::butterfly blows up school:: |
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where Flanders has his new Vagas wife: Wife- ~ quick boy, fetch me my cigarettes! Rod/Todd - We flushed your sin sticks down to hell Rod/Todd - Yeah, SMOKERS ARE JOKERS! bwhahahahahaha |
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stupid sexy flanders!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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homer to aliens: "nooooo please dont take me ,i have a wife and kids!!!!.........take them..." |
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homer - "i've gone back to a time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos" |
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Homer: "Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman." |
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'Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.' AND 'Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try again.' |
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Thats my favorite one!!! "its all in the hips" ohhh man good one! |
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