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ken from ken on 2002-01-22 13:57 [#00073518] | |||||||||
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'hi! i'm troy mclure-you may remember me from other instructional videos, such as 'make your own grave and save', and 'building a plane when you 'aint got a brain'. |
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dug creedy from sawII on 2002-01-22 14:02 [#00073521] | |||||||||
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Skinner judging the school 'diarama' contest. Lisa has admitted hiding her rivals' masterpiece in the fear that she might Usurp Lisa's Almost-but-not-quite so fantastic effort. lisa to clever kid; 'I'm sorry I cheated, you deserve to win for your imagination and your pieces clear artistic merit' skinner looking at clever kids piece; 'mmm... unimaginative... mmm... clearly no artistic merit..' skinner looking at Ralph Wiggums piece. 'mmm young Ralph Wiggum,..what do we have here? Original star-wars characters ..still in their original packaging!..Why we got Wookie, Chewy, Obi Wan!!! This is outstanding!!! Well Mrs Crabtree, It looks like we got a winner for this years Springfield Elimentary Diarama competiotion!!!! Ralph Wiggum!!!!!!!!! (everyone else including Ralph has blank faces) Ralph; 'Whats a diarama?' |
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Ironlung from prayer session at the porcelin throne on 2002-01-22 17:17 [#00073596] | |||||||||
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This is easily the BEST post of the week....... |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-22 17:42 [#00073604] | |||||||||
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The Simpsons are famous for their pop culture references, it's very ''hip''... they've poked fun at pretty much everything and everyone... guest stars aplenty... So wouldn't you shit yourself if Richard D. James made an appearance on it? I can picture what he looks like in Simpsons style art... it would be great to make an episode focusing on the crazy world of electronic music, Homer could get into IDM and be the ''next Aphex'' (why not, he was a fucking ASTRONAUT), and then meet the REAL Aphex. The Simpsons theme could be remixed by RDJ... it'd be great! |
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Murray from England on 2002-01-22 18:00 [#00073614] | |||||||||
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Proffessor Frink is by far the best character...two classic lines in the same episode: Frink: I also found this in the gift shop (pulls out one of those weasel attached to a ball that rolls around). I'm hoping i can turn it into a weapon! GWAHAY IT'LL kill ya!" And later when he looks at lisa's dancing shoes: Frink: Sweet Jesus, Mary and Glayben But one of THE best moments is when Homer becomes smart and he goes to the bar and someone smacks over the head with some wood, then he goes to the cinema...and he stops everyone from laughing and halfway through what hes saying he gets smacked round the head with a plank again OR the other best line is when Homer is really fat and he dials the phone Operator: The fingers you have used to dial...are too fat, please mash the keypad with your palm to obtain a special dialing wand! The best bits though are when the TV does adverts and they have the little voice at the end like in this scene: *TV is on*: Come to the Landely institute! (Shows picture of building) Quiet voice: Actual institute may not mach photo |
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wayout on 2002-01-22 18:03 [#00073616] | |||||||||
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ralph - "mrs hoover...my worm jumped in my mouth and i ate it by accident...can i have another one?" mrs hoover- "no ralph..just put your head down and sleep until class is over" ralph - "yay! sleep! thats where im a viking!" |
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BaseFree on 2002-01-22 18:03 [#00073617] | |||||||||
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Mr Burns: "I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation..." Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently. __________________________________ Some guy whose name I can't remember: "Where to eat? You like Thai?" Homer: "Tie good. You like shirt?" __________________________________ "...Bart's teacher is named "Krabappel"? I've been calling her "Crandell"! Why didn't someone tell me?! Oh I've been making an idiot of myself!" [runs out of the room] __________________________________ Judge: "Hmmm.. Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, Handsome B. Wonderful?! I'm going to give you the only name that you spelt correctly! From this day forward your name shall be..." Lisa: "Max Power?!!" |
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BaseFree on 2002-01-22 18:14 [#00073623] | |||||||||
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Smithers: "They aren't saying 'boo'; they're saying 'boo...urns! Boo-urns!'" Burns: (to audience) "Are you saying 'boo' or 'Boo-urns'?" |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-22 18:30 [#00073629] | |||||||||
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yeah, Professor Fink is awesome... Bart: "I sure could use that flying motorcycle right now..." Fink: "You had your chance... WHOA!!" :) |
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Oddioblender from from my own little phuqed up world on 2002-01-22 18:41 [#00073632] | |||||||||
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My favorite episode EVER of the Simpsons has to be the episode when Homer ate the Guatemalan insanity peppers!!! :) Homer: I think i might have brained my damage.... i'd better check my pupils... after checking them, realizing they're popping, crackling and all sorts of weird shit, the stream he is looking in becomes a snake and wraps around him, hisses, and slithers off! Homer: ooooooooooookay.... i'll think i'll be leaving now. As he walks off towards the sun, it sets. when he steps back it rises. Homer: sunrise... sunset.... sunrise... sunset.... sunrise!sunset!sunrise!sunrise!sun... (SMASH!! SUN BREAKS!!!) Homer: note to self.... stop doing anything. Then he follows a turtle. which writes in the sand. Homer: come on, hurry, hurry up! ("follow the turtle" is written in sand) Homer: come on, go... go... emph!!! (kick turtle 50 yards then follows it to a 1-foot pyramid) Homer: You want me to climb that.... okay.... I...(BOOM!! from a 1-ft to a 100-ft pyramid) Homer: Oh!!!! it's because i kicked you isn't it? (turtle nods) and later... when Homer awakens..... Homer: Oh that desert was just a sand trap, and that pyramid was just a pro shop.... and that talking coyote was just a talking dog... Talking Dog: Hi Homer! Find your soulmate! Homer: Thanks... wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog! Dog: Arf!!! Homer: Damn straight!! heee.... homer is funny. But my favorite single quote was at Lollapalooza... the two stoners watching Peter Frampton. Stoner: Whoa! His guitar is talking to him! Otto: I think my shoes are talking to me, man. L Shoe: Dont worry Otto... we won't hurt anyone... R Shoe: We just want to have a little fun.... ha ha ha! But they for some odd reason cut that part out of the episode in the reruns! Grrrr!!! And another famous outtake never seen again... the episode where Homer was working for a friendly world class villain's nuclear power plant. He goes in to get sugar for his coffee from him. Homer: Got any sugar? Hank: Yeah... here ya go... (pulls it out of pockets) sorry It's not in packages.... want some cream? Homer: yE....NO. hheeee. |
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C. on 2002-01-22 19:26 [#00073646] | |||||||||
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Homer on his way to be a missionary..... But I don't believe in Jeebus ( a very short while later) SAVE ME JEEBUS...... |
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Old Beatnik from las vegas on 2002-01-22 20:17 [#00073670] | |||||||||
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Lionel hutz - Judge (something), ooh Lisa - Is that bad? Hutz - Well he had in for me ever since i kinda ran over his dog, well replace kinda with repeatedly and dog with son |
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BaseFree on 2002-01-22 20:23 [#00073675] | |||||||||
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Homer : Hmm, I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage. Moe : The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well ooh la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman! Homer : Well what do you call it? Moe : A car-hole! [later] Homer: A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car-hole! |
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Old Beatnik from las vegas on 2002-01-22 20:24 [#00073676] | |||||||||
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oops, someone already had that one, damn, and they remebered clearly, damn them Frink - My wife is going to kill me |
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Ironlung from the leftorium on 2002-01-22 23:03 [#00073758] | |||||||||
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Hank Scorpio: "Ok, These are your New workers.(introduces all of them) I want you to teach them everything you know" Homer: " That won't take long" |
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Frag on 2002-01-24 02:56 [#00074307] | |||||||||
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***Moe on a lie detector test about shooting Burns*** Fed: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? Moe: No. *buzz* Moe: Alright, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. *ding* Fed: Checks out. OK sir, you're free to go. Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. *buzz* Moe: A date. *buzz* Moe: Dinner with friends. *buzz* Moe: Dinner alone. *buzz* Moe: Watching TV alone. *buzz* Moe: Alright...I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the women in the Victoria's Secret Catalouge. *buzz* Moe: ...Sear's Catalouge. Now would you unhook this already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! *buzz* |
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FreakyNinoBrown from usass on 2002-01-24 03:46 [#00074331] | |||||||||
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homer:"omg...this man is my exact double!. omg that dog has a puffy tail!!!" george harrison:"hello homer im george harrison" homer:"omg, OMG!. Where did you get that brownie!?!" kinda the same joke but hey, watchugonadoo |
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Ironlung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-24 08:17 [#00074364] | |||||||||
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Homer : " Awwww, NO! Now what are we gonna do with 1000 angel ashtrays?" Bart: "I could take up smoking...." Homer: " You damn well better...." |
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Ironlung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-24 08:44 [#00074365] | |||||||||
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Marge: "Homer, I found someone who can help you." Homer:"Is it Batman?" Marge: "No, it's a scientist." Homer: "Batman's a scientist." Marge: "IT'S NOT BATMAN!!!" |
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Ironlung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-24 08:46 [#00074366] | |||||||||
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Homer- "Boy!, You are in so much trouble...What would your mother do? Bart-"She'd make me try beer" |
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pOgO from at work on 2002-01-24 10:48 [#00074383] | |||||||||
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MISS HOOVER: I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner's life RALPH: Miss Hoover? Which one is oral? MISS HOOVER: Out of your mouth Ralph |
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pOgO from at work on 2002-01-24 10:53 [#00074389] | |||||||||
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SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER: Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels! |
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pOgO from at work on 2002-01-24 11:03 [#00074390] | |||||||||
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PRINCIPAL SKINNER: And now with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum RALPH: *toot* CHIEF WIGGUM: That's some nice flutin' boy |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 22:11 [#00074579] | |||||||||
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Some Krusty lines... Krusty: If you watch our show, we will send you a check for 40 dollars. Anouncer: *really fast* Checks will not be honored ... Gabbo: Hello, is this Krusty the clown? Krusty: Is this about the porno movie? I want you to know I was just a little nervous... I assure you I'm all man!!! ... |
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Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-24 22:20 [#00074588] | |||||||||
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Itchy:Well Poochie it looks like you have something to say, do you? Poochie: Yes I certainly do! (The way Homer says it makes me laugh everytime). I have to go now, my planet needs me Storyboard: On the way to his planet Poochie crashed and died. |
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I am ressurecting this post.....I love it tooo much:) |
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On purpose for this site... my new picture... "The ITCHY and SCRATCHY shoooow"... :) |
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It's impossible forget the love story between Lisa and Nelson. ...and what's about Homer when he eaten an overdose of hot chilly and he had hallucinations. ...and ... ohpss, I could speak for weeks about "The Simpsons". btw: Between one week my girlfriend will make a present to me... "The Simpsons' wrestling" for Playstation1... I can't wait. |
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ralph- "ms hoover...my worm jumped in my mouth and i accidentally ate it...can i have another?" ms hoover- "no ralph..just put your head down and go to sleep" ralph- "yay! sleep! thats where im a viking!" |
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"oh... my hart just stoped.................uh, there it go's." -Barny |
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"oh, my hart just stopped.................. ah, there it go's!" - Barny |
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"Ralph, Jesus Doesn't Have Wheels" |
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"Ralph, Jesus Doesn't Have Wheels" |
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Marge:Homer, have you been licking toads? Homer: All I'll say is that I've not not been licking toads. |
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"wait mister you're drinking a candle" |
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Homer: "life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead" The Flanderess', Ned, Rod and Tod are launching a model rocket while Homer, Bart and Milhouse watch. Milhouse: Check out that yaw control Homer: I have eyes don't I |
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hehe.. the whole episode where homer is accused of sexually assaulting that girl: kent brockman: "next, we'll bring you highlights of our round the clock coverage of the simpson estate! including when the mailman came, and when marge put the cat out, possible because it was abused.." then when the helicopter catches him showering and he gets wraped up in the shower curtain: "this just in, homer simpson appears to sleap in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!" then w/ the infrared camera they see the chicken roasting in the oven: "there he is, roasting in his own sexual juices... his body temerature is well over 300 degrees!" haha.. that whole episode was great... |
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rod and tod to bart and lisa: daddy doesn't let us play with dice. he says they are wicked. |
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IT'S BACK !!! ok..... Mr Burns "Silence monkey ! Now that you're Father Xmas..." |
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homer:are you feeling bad because of the restoraunt, moe? homer:moe? homer:moe? homer:moe? homer:moe? homer:moe? homer:moe? moe:WWWHHHAAATTT?????? |
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Pimple face guy:"Oh no, we're outta the secret sauce. Here, put some mayonaise in the sun." *Gates open* Guy: "Cool, I've been waiting 9 years to get my frisbee back." *Gate Closes* *Frisbee flyes over the gate* Guy: "Ooohh" :) |
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Lisa: "You know in China, they use the same word for crisis as they do for oppurtunity" Homer: "Yes!... Crisatunity!!" ________________ Agent Scully: "Homer, this is lie detector test and we will ask you a series of questions and you just have to answer yes or no......do you understand??" Homer: "Yes" lie detector machine explodes |
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Homer: But what can I do, I'm only...(counts fingers) one man? |
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heheh..i like that one where nelson laughs at the tall guy in the beetle.. tall guy- "do you find something comical about my appearence when i drive my vehicle? this is the largest vehicle i could afford" nelson - "yeah..." then he pulls nelson's pants down and makes him walk down the street "wave to the people...blow them kisses" another good one...when bart brought his dog to school..and he escaped into the vents.. ralph - "ms hoover...theres a dog in the vents.." ms hoover - "yeah ralph..is this like when you saw snagglepuss at the door?" ralph - "he was waving to me" lol.. i just noticed i posted that ralph worm eating quote twice...i should probably read the rest of the posts more thoroughly before posting eh? i thought i had written it before..but didnt see it there.. |
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Homer: "Ahhhh, the loves of my life. Beer.... and Marge, the bringer of beer!" |
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Homer: mmmmm. gummy bears... |
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Lisa walks into the Discount Exotic Pet store: Lisa: Gimmie the smartest hamster you have!!! ( smiling ) Worker: Um....OooKay...Here ya go...(grabs a hmster out of a cage of 20 or so)..this little guy writes novels under the name H.G. Macgregor.... Lisa: Than how does he turn the pages? Worker: Listen kid...Just buy the thing before his mother eats him ok? =) I had to bring back this topic...I cannot get enough of these..... |
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Lisa drinks the water at Duff gardens and proclaims, "I am the Lizard Queen" |
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"mmm...free goo" -homer |
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if there was ever a topic that deserved to be *bumped*, it is this one! |
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