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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 12:32 [#00753524]
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the fast food song by the fast food rockers

i rreally don't know how to insult these guys they do a good
enough job just by being alive.
has anyone hearrd it???????

i'm dumbfounded


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 12:39 [#00753549]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



Just when you thought the music industry cant get any lower
, it finds a whole new level of shit to wallow in :(
what next !


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-23 12:40 [#00753553]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



i wish iam dead when i hear music like that


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-23 12:41 [#00753558]
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i like how they use sexual-innuendos and then peddle their
pish to 7 year olds. the world is one messed up place


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 12:42 [#00753560]
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it's not just that it's shit it's what they arre singing
about. it's rreally sad.

"McDonalds Mcdonalds go and get a pizza at pizza hut"

:|


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 12:47 [#00753582]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



I needed some concrete evidence the world is fucked and this
is it !

next up ! dj daz all in one & mc mcvities , bo!


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 12:48 [#00753583]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



Pop at its best.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-06-23 12:50 [#00753590]
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tell me it's a joke...

please?



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 12:50 [#00753591]
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i wish


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 12:50 [#00753592]
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If its a joke,why would some company release it?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-23 12:51 [#00753596]
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someone upload it.. i want to hear it.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-06-23 12:52 [#00753599]
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Because the the record company is a joke.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 12:52 [#00753602]
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u don't. it kinda fills you up with hate and at the same
time numbs you so you can't get it out and it hurrts in ya
chest.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-06-23 12:52 [#00753606]
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[minus one 'the']


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-23 12:53 [#00753607]
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workin on it


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-06-23 12:53 [#00753608]
Points: 2901 Status: Lurker



more specific then: tell me that this thread is a joke. But
i see it aint.
I thought things couldn't get any worse when the cheeky
girls came out. Those two fucking rodents freaked me out.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-06-23 12:55 [#00753613]
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pass the shotgun please


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 12:56 [#00753615]
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i did not want to make this thrread, i mena if i made one on
everry shit song it would be stupid, but this song 'has'
taken the music industrry to a new a low.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-23 12:58 [#00753619]
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check your public email ive sent it to you
i didwant to harm the board by putting it on it


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-23 12:59 [#00753620]
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sorry that should be 'didnt want'


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-06-23 13:01 [#00753624]
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i didnt want to harm the board by putting it on it

appreciated


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 13:01 [#00753625]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



Mc donalds made a pledge to make there food more healthy and
do ya know what they did? put a salad on the menu....HA ha
ha ha mmmmmm what shall i have,a salad or 3 big macs
mmmmmm.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-23 13:03 [#00753629]
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and the put tiny bags out of fruit for the grizzlers as well


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-23 13:07 [#00753638]
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I LIKE FOOD/FOOD TASTES GOOD/I LIKE FOOD/FOOD TASTES GOOD


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 13:09 [#00753642]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



Ronald mc donald = freak of nature.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-23 13:12 [#00753647]
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i think mcdonalds started putting antibiotics in their foods
recently


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-23 13:12 [#00753650]
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They have a tzatziki recipie on their website.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-06-23 13:16 [#00753657]
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Your thoughts on the track? Or have you not experienced it
yet?


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 13:17 [#00753659]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



mc donalds : Can i take your mone...i mean order please .
Me : yes can i have a ringpiece burger with extra lips and
eyebrows and a cup of pig fat to wash it down?


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-23 13:18 [#00753661]
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nobody told me they serve pig fat
ill be back in 10 mins


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-23 13:21 [#00753666]
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mmm warm and lumpy with xtra gristle


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 13:24 [#00753673]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



HA ha ha..


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-06-23 13:24 [#00753674]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



More fun than you can shake a shake at!

The Fast Food Song
Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)


Argh.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 13:24 [#00753675]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



also crushed-cows-anus sprrread in sashays.


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 13:26 [#00753678]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



lol!


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-06-23 13:26 [#00753679]
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Oh my god, the dance that goes with that song is so
ridiculous! A Dutch artist also sang this. :\


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-23 13:26 [#00753680]
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it's genius!



Attached picture

 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 13:29 [#00753681]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



Thats ronald without his make up.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-23 13:34 [#00753688]
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from the website (fastfoodrockers.co.uk)

"Whilst brands are in the chorus of the Fast Food Song, the
Fast Food Rockers are also keen to promote healthy eating
and, when touring, will be raising the issue of healthy
alternatives to fast food. This web site will also feature a
section on healthy eating including recipes for creating
fast and healthy food. "

eh... so they are not promoting fast food, and they say
there are healthier ways of eating... hm... why do they call
themselves the fast food rockers?
aw. I don't care. I got to the website cause I wanted to
hear the song.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-23 13:36 [#00753690]
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haha! nice one a_p i was gona make this thread today if you
hadn't. its a pretty shocking record


 

offline Clic on 2003-06-23 13:45 [#00753716]
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The blonde in that photo looks like she just jumped out of
an anime.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 13:46 [#00753718]
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arre they frrom the UK


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-23 13:47 [#00753721]
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her favorite food is fish and she hates seafood.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 13:48 [#00753724]
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harrrr hahaha


 

offline Clic on 2003-06-23 13:49 [#00753729]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



Anyone notice on the lyrics page down at the bottom?

better the devil records


 

offline Clic on 2003-06-23 13:52 [#00753738]
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So I take it that little audio snippet on their front page
was an exerpt from "The Fast Food Song"?

Stroke inducing.


 

offline Clic on 2003-06-23 13:55 [#00753748]
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Hahaha... and her "specialty" is "being bendy."


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-23 13:56 [#00753750]
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i hope they all die in a bizarre gardening accident


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-23 13:57 [#00753751]
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i wish i will never hear this...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 14:00 [#00753754]
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garrdening forrks can be lethal in the hands of inept
morrons.



 


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