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offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-06 15:01 [#00635475]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



from another messageboard:

to all the guys, here's a couple of questions:

1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're
bugger?

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

10. how does a female vagina smell?

this created quite some chaos on the other board *Hehehehe*


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-06 15:05 [#00635477]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker



1) know, just lazt

2) IO feel for them, and i go *ohh* but not hurt

3) no, just relaxing

4) no, i spend mroe time with my friends than with my g/f
but i would love to have it level

5) trwice maybe 3 times, none if im round my g/f's

6) Flick it OR wipe it

7) Yes..and no now u mention it..eurghh

8) No

9) Yes

10) Depends on the time of the month


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-06 15:11 [#00635483]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Murray: #00635477



*hehe* ...nr. 2 really reminds me of Jaskass and the
kinder-garten crouch-kicking
....auuhhh.hh....hh...........h....


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-06 15:12 [#00635485]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



1. not ill, disturbed maybe
2. lol, a llittle yes
3. nope, it's embarrasing to stand up and poop though
4. nope it just shows that you choose sex above your
friends
5. no comment, i'd lie anyway
6. put it back and try to sneeze it out, sneezing is fun
7. not much
8. nope
9. what is PMS-blood
10. why asking about a female vagina? are there male
vaginas too then? stupid question :P


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-06 15:14 [#00635489]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally ill?

> just dirty...

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

> never seen it, but i saw NIN's happiness in slavery video
(when a man gets tortured, including his genitals!) and it
rather excited me than something else! ^^

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?
> why? i do it all the time... i find it more embarassing to
stand up and pee °_°

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

> (why would there be a need of domination in a
relationship?!) i don't think it means anything, just that
you care about your girlfriend : )

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?
> ...times a day? about none... frankly... unless i come
across it...

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're bugger?

> eh?

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

> scratch my ass? no... or rarely, and yes of course if i'm
naked... and it's your, not you're...

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?
> nope

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?
> not at all! : )
in fact, i wish i... ** erm, nevermind.

10. how does a female vagina smell?
> like a female vagina, i guess. and how does a male
vagina smell? ' _ -


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-06 15:14 [#00635490]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #00635485



nr. 10: now that you mention it...


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-06 15:17 [#00635496]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to Junktion: #00635490



lol, live and learn ey?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-06 15:17 [#00635499]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally ill?


No in a way it's the same thing as doing it in the toilet
but personally I have a problem with it.

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?


Nope.

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

No personally I prefer it.

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?


No. I spend more time with my girlfriend but that's only
because I want to. Plus my girlfriend is in my group
of friends so I'm with her when I'm with them also.

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

I dislike porn.

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're bugger?


Bin it or flick it out of the window. Never in the room. I'm
a tidy person.

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?


Yes I do and no I don't wash my hands. But I scratch the
cheaks not the actual hole so technically it's as clean as
anywhere else. I never scratch the actual exit point. Ew
that was way more information that you wanted!

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?>

Never.

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

Not at all. It's only natures crap design. I feel sorry for
women and all the crap surrounding it that they must
endure.

10. how does a female vagina smell?

Some say fish. I disagree. I can't think of anything to
compare it to anything really. It's not a smell I dislike
particularly...


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-04-06 15:20 [#00635504]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



1. no
2. no
3. no, not really
4. no
5. 0-2
6. wipe it
7. yes and no. hah
8. i have
9. somewhat.. not really though i guess.
10. depends on the girl, i'd say

meh



 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-06 15:21 [#00635505]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



two questions that came up later was this:

if you're going to pee at a public toilet, and there's
three urinals to pick from, which do you chose and why?:
Left, right or middle?


and:

if you're going to take a crap at a public toilet and
theres three toilets, which one do you chose:
the first and closest?
the second closest?
the last and most far away?



 

offline Charles D Ward from ASS, okay? (United States) on 2003-04-06 15:23 [#00635510]
Points: 1072 Status: Addict



1. i pee in the shower all the time.

2. no, but i imagine it's eh, bad.

3. no, what kind of a question is this?

4. no, it means i love her more than my fucking retarded
friends!!!11

5. sometimes 2, but mostly not at all..

6. throw it away

7. i try not to do it, and i always wash my hands well
afterwards

8. in past, when i was a very depressive and nervous
complicated person

9. what's pms-blood? sorry i dunna

10. like female insides, dammit. and what did you expect,
much experience on smelling men's vaginas?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-06 15:25 [#00635513]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00635505



1 left or right and whichever is closest
2 the furthest from the door


 

offline Charles D Ward from ASS, okay? (United States) on 2003-04-06 15:25 [#00635514]
Points: 1072 Status: Addict | Followup to Junktion: #00635505



a. i know this one, so i won't answer

b. same as a


 

offline Hapie from Edmonton (Canada) on 2003-04-06 15:26 [#00635518]
Points: 67 Status: Regular



1. No, of course not

2.. Depends, who, how hard, how.

3. Errrrr... could be, now that i think of it, yes, quite.

4. No, if u wanna keep ur girlfriend, u gotta b devoted,
women *sigh, why cant they just understand...

5. Depends. On what? I would rather not...

6. Wipe it on the underside of the nearest desk or item that
does not belong to you... or use a tissue :D

7. When necessary, yes, and itch is an itch, and if a
bathroom is handy, then a nice wash is always welcome. If
not, then its a bit risky...

8. Yes, as a young child biting my toenails was pure
excitment...

9. : / meh

10. I have heard it depends on the girl, but im sure it
varys. I guess some stink and some dont



 

offline uzim on 2003-04-06 15:28 [#00635524]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



a. depends on my mood...
b. in which there is the most toilet paper, of course.

btw, PMS-blood is female period if you want to know.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-06 15:28 [#00635526]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to Charles D Ward: #00635514



i know this one, so i won't answer

What's that supposed to mean? Now I'm worried! ;)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-06 15:29 [#00635529]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to TonyFish: #00635526



lol :D


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-06 15:29 [#00635531]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to TonyFish: #00635526



it's a kind off a psychologic riddle ;)


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-06 15:30 [#00635533]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00635524



2 and the toilet paper issue as well!


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-04-06 15:31 [#00635535]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



if you're going to pee at a public toilet, and there's
three urinals to pick from, which do you chose and why?:
Left, right or middle?

right, because it's usually the farthest away from
everything.

and:

if you're going to take a crap at a public toilet and
theres three toilets, which one do you chose:
the first and closest?
the second closest?
the last and most far away?

i usually dont take a crap in public if i cant help it.
but if i need to then i dont really care. i'd take any of
them.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-06 15:33 [#00635538]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



the answer to B is quite funny:

choose number 2 toilet, cuz the first one is the one the
drugaddicts use when they need a quick fix, and number 3 is
the one the perverts use when they need to jerk off in peace
;)


 

offline Hapie from Edmonton (Canada) on 2003-04-06 15:33 [#00635541]
Points: 67 Status: Regular



a) Farthest one from the door

b) The biggest one, usually the handicap one, unless there
is an issue with TP. If all stalls are the same size, then
Mass amount of TP is definatly important.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-06 15:35 [#00635542]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00635538



aw fuck I knew it!
Well obviously if it's covered in semen I'm not gonna use
it. Plus I'd wide the seat of whichever one I use thoroughly
before use. So there dammit!!! ;)


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-06 15:41 [#00635553]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



11. do you use paper to wipe off your cum every time you
jerk off, or does some of it go somewere else? and if yes,
what?





 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-04-06 15:43 [#00635556]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

not neccaserily, there's no harm done in that

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

yes, i get sympathy pains in my balls

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

ehh i pee standing like every other guy i know

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

no that just means that your friends suck ! ;)

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

depends, some days i don't do it at all. when u don't have a
girlfriend you get addicted

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger?

if i'm in a public place, like school i'll just stick it
under the desk, but at home i use toilet paper

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

yeah somtimes, but i keep distance to the questionable area
so i don't really have to clean my hands

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

no, who does??

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

YES, it's disgusting

10. how does a female vagina smell?

from my limited sexual experience...bad. but i guess it
depends on the girl, i wouldn't know


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-04-06 15:44 [#00635558]
Points: 11005 Status: Regular



What other MESSAGEBOARD ?

1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally ill?


No, they are all called DAVE

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt


It makes me sandpaper my dog.

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

Lying down is more embarrassing

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?


I have no girlfriend nor friends. That's why I'm here

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

I couldn't count--it's more of a continuous thing

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're bugger


Eat it ! Tastes salty !

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?


No, I make pasta

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

yes, just to try it and see what it was like

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

There is no blood during Pms. PRE-menstrual. Else, its good
on Toast

10. how does a female vagina smell?

As opposed to what other kind of vagina?



 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-06 15:53 [#00635567]
Points: 1371 Status: Lurker



1. no
2. yes
3. no
4. depends. personally i prefer not spending too much time
with gf
5. once a day if real sex isn't available
6. do you mean bogie? put in bin
7. do you mean arse? i don't scratch my arse
8. no
9. sometimes
10. sexy


 

offline Charles D Ward from ASS, okay? (United States) on 2003-04-06 16:10 [#00635606]
Points: 1072 Status: Addict | Followup to Junktion: #00635553



11. I smear it on my hands and then wash them later.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-06 16:11 [#00635610]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



01. No, Like georg said "It's all drains"
02. Yes, Empathy pains
03. I've had a broken leg up until recently, so no
04. Yes
05. 0.15
06. Never thought about that
07. No
08. No, But I tried
09. Yes, Very much,
10. Unique


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-06 16:13 [#00635617]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



11. errr,... No Comment


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-04-06 16:16 [#00635623]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

No, but don't piss in MY shower, punks.

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

A ''mental-pain'', yeah...

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

I hate toilet seats, especially if they're not mine.

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

I have no idea. Total lonewolf right here.

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

Once, each night.

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're
bugger?

Feed it to my cat.

...

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

I have a glove specifically for ass scratching.

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

No way.

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

OH YEAH. Girls are freaky creatures. If my cock dribbled out
blood every month or something, I'd want a refund.

10. how does a female vagina smell?

Not all that pleasant, but you put up with it to please the
girl.



 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-06 16:16 [#00635624]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



Q & A

Urinal: The closest one avaliable, I just wanna pee

Crapper: The farthest, so that people don't hear my bodily
noises so much


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-06 16:18 [#00635630]
Points: 1371 Status: Lurker | Followup to Refund: #00635624



lol, i wish toilets had loud music playing!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-04-06 16:18 [#00635632]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



1. no, urine is an astringent. if anything, it gets them
feets cleaner.

2. YES.

3. heck no.

4. it depends how serious you are, if you live together,
etc...

5. jesus loves the little chiiiildren... haha

6. hahahaha what else?!? i FLICK it!

7. not my bare bum, so yes but no.

8. when i was really little, i prolly did.

9. yup.

10. don't ask, don't tell.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-04-06 16:49 [#00635692]
Points: 2901 Status: Lurker



9. hell yeah,

"I dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die"



 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-06 16:54 [#00635702]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



I hate shitting at night, when it's deadly quiet, some of
the noises that come out of my arse scare even me


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-06 16:55 [#00635704]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

no,I often do it.
2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

no
3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

I've done it a couple of times,I don't remember why.
4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

No its shows that you care.

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

If I get the time,1 or 2 times.
6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger?

Eat it.Why not it came from my own body.(but then again I
wouldn't eat my own shit)!!!!!!!!

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

Yes I scratch,no I don't wash.
8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

Yes.

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

Yes.
10. how does a female vagina smell?

Like a sweaty kinda fish smell.



 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-04-06 16:57 [#00635706]
Points: 9989 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

-for real

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

-oh yes.

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

-no. it's comfy.

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

-i think so

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

-same as Ophecks

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger?

-i save them in my folder

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

-i have to

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

-NO! That's gross!!
9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

-probably

10. how does a female vagina smell?

-undescribable


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-04-06 17:14 [#00635751]
Points: 3219 Status: Regular



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally ill?

not in the least

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

when it's bad enough

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?
never

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

nope

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?
0-1

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're bugger?

flick

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

i don't scratch inside the pants that often

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?
when i could, i did. can't reach me feets anymore

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?
kind of

10. how does a female vagina smell?
*cries*
/me is inexperienced


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-06 17:29 [#00635786]
Points: 11941 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?
nope
2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?
it depends
3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?
no
4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?
sometimes
5. How many times a day do you watch porn?
0
6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger?
dispose of it
7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?
like, my butcheek? yeah and no, i dont was up
8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?
on occasion
9. does PMS-blood freak you out?
it's called mensus, and no
10. how does a female vagina smell?
it can't, as it has no nose



 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-06 17:35 [#00635796]
Points: 1371 Status: Lurker | Followup to pomme de terre: #00635786



10. lmao! very good mate


 

offline Charles D Ward from ASS, okay? (United States) on 2003-04-06 17:39 [#00635800]
Points: 1072 Status: Addict | Followup to X-tomatic: #00635692



now that i found out what PMSblood tastes like...

9. nope.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-04-06 17:41 [#00635803]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



what the..... who ARE you??? you dont look like
ophecks!!!!!! someone help, please! theres a madman loose
wearing ophecks' face!!!!!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-04-06 18:05 [#00635832]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



"10. how does a female vagina smell?
it can't, as it has no nose"

LOL


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-04-06 18:25 [#00635848]
Points: 3787 Status: Regular



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally ill?


It's all pipes. What's the difference?

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?


(their balls, not they're balls)
But no... i can take it. It's just on tv, and i'm not
the one getting hurt ;-)

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

well there's nobody else with you in the toilet to see what
you're doing... i don't think any method of peeing could be
embarrassing.

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?


friends? girlfriend? :-p

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

I prefer glamour magazines ;-)

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're bugger?


find the nearest piece of paper.

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?


no

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

haha, no!

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

No i guess not.

10. how does a female vagina smell?

You can't describe scents. How does a banana smell? How does
glue smell? It just can't be put into words.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-06 18:31 [#00635856]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



1. no

2. no

3. no

4. no

5. 0-2? somedays i don't some days i do

6. flick it

7. yes, no

8. no

9. not really

10. it depends on the girl. my last girlfriends kind of
smelled like armpit. but she didn't eat very healthy.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-06 19:11 [#00635880]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

no, but i think that people who don't are

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

i feel the pain too, brother

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

no, its a f**king relief

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

no, its mean she's more important

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

one long continuous loop

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're
bugger?

put them in other people's cups of tea

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

yes, but i use a special glove

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

i only wish i could

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

i'll have a bloody mary please

10. how does a female vagina smell?

can't remember



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-06 19:19 [#00635883]
Points: 27790 Status: Regular | Followup to Ophecks: #00635623



you have a special glove too? haha! :)

sorry, i shouldv'e read everyone's posts before i posted,
and not after :)


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-04-06 19:20 [#00635886]
Points: 7099 Status: Regular



*reads in disbelief*


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-06 20:30 [#00635947]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker | Followup to afxNUMB: #00635886



*Laughs at AFXnumb*

everything you ever wanted to know about men ;)


 


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