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these questions are very stupid. that said, i'll answer them anyway: 1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? no, like tibbar said, urine actually does a small job in helping disinfect things... and helps fight athlete's foot. People who think peeing in the shower is mentally ill are both a) wrong and b) stupid. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? No. 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? I can't sit down and pee without also feeling like i need to take a crap as well... so I don't know. Also, who is there to embarass myself in front of in this case? 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? that's not english. but no, it means that she's more dominant in my LIFE. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? depends on how many times i need to Get The Job Done. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? my bugger? I don't touch that while I'm picking my nose. Oh, my BOOGER. I put it in the trash can. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? what 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? once, just to see if i could. 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? no. 10. how does a female vagina smell? good? |
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I'm gonna have to adjust these questions for a non-hetero p.o.v. a little bit... 1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? Not at all, I echo the people who think it's healthy 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting their balls hurt? Heck yeah 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? Not necessarily, but I only do that when I need to crap as well 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? This applies to having boyfriends as well... I think that spending more time with your SO than your friends could mean that your SO is more dominant, or not. It could simply be that feeling at the beginning of relationships where you want to spend lots of time with the other person. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? Probably averages out to about once a day 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Usually wipe it 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? Yes, and yes usually 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? Occasionally 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? It probably would, if I were ever in a situation where it could be an issue 10. how does a female vagina smell? Wouldn't know really now would I? All I can say is that if you can smell it at a distance, something's wrong... |
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being an antigender person i could answer this as well (providing it wouldn't get certain guys exited) but let me get one fact clear. PMS is pre-menstrual syndrome aka the two days of the month i chop your head off. no blood whatsoever related. honestly, the bleeding part is the easiest part of it all.. theres the PAIN and all that as well.. grrr |
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Yeah, I think everyone kinda understood what he meant by PMS blood, but nobody wanted to be the one to correct him, ya know? |
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yeah but i felt like it was necessary you ... guy |
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"Not all that pleasant, but you put up with it to please the girl." HAHAHA Youre all heart, arent you. ;) |
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1. of course not. many people who piss in the shower are perfectly normal people, i am sure. but then again, the only reference i have is myself, and i am kind of "out there" finally, my answer is "i dont know." 2. i dont watch tv. 3. whenever i go Poop, i pee. so, it is not embarrassing at all. i call it going for a "poopnpee" 4. i dont have a girlfriend, i have a wife. 5. dont look at it much... nothing worth putting into a ratio. 6. roll it up and drop it into an inconspicuous part of the floor. 7. yes, who doesnt have an itchy ass from time to time. and i wash them if my ass is questionable, yes. for example, when iget out of the shower, if the more fleshy part is itchy, then ill scratch, but there is no need to wash, since it is clean, and besides, it is just another part of the skin, like the arm or leg. 8. nope but i can put my feet behind my head. 9. i dont think i have ever seen PMS blood, as someone else mentioned, it is PRE menstrual. not Menstrual syndrom. 10. smell one yourself, dumbwad. |
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guys are usually uncomfortable talking about periods hahaha once my friend was complaining about tampon commercials and he was like "OH MY GOD, I'M BLEEDING OUT MY FUCKHOLE!! I'M GONNA STICK A TUBE IN IT!" it was awesome cause of the voice, really... |
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hahaha if only you guys knew if the pain and mess we go through. :) And money to buy tampons. >8( |
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I'm so glad i have a penis. but why does it crave so much vagina? |
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almost every time i've had sex, she's been on her little flow... i think i've always been too excited about getting some to give a shit if i end up drowning in blood. As a result, I've determined that most of the human race is WAY too uptight about that. |
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You did a good thing--I read somewhere that having an orgasm can help make a womans cramps less severe when shes on her period. :) Has something to do with the muscles contracting, I think... Fun (possible) fact! |
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lust i thought you were a guy, rofl |
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this thread makes me laugh har har *lol* |
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yeah, this was a great idea on your behalf |
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1.- no 2.- no, it hurts to them 3.- no 4.- no 5.- mm about 0.02 times a day i guess 6.- stick it in the wall or some furniture. 7.- no 8.- probably 9.- mmm no but it leads to akward situations 10.- like fish |
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It's all pipes. What's the difference? "Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!" :D I prefer glamour magazines lol, how about a contest? :) |
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"Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!" I'll call a plumber right now! "lol, how about a contest? :)" You? You'll be out before the next post in this thread ;-) |
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*slaps a wad of bills onto the counter* I'm out! ..damn :\ but i'll beat you in a light saber battle! |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? Nup, nothing like draining the lizard in the shower. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? Not unless its me watching myself on tv getting hurt. 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? Depends if I'm in a toilet or not... 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? Not at all. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? varies. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Roll it into a hard ball then flick it. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? Not very often, but yeah...and no 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? Yeap 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? No. 10. how does a female vagina smell? Like a male vagina...that had a sex change |
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Yeah it's all the pain and stress that leads up to the bleeding bit which is the hard part right? And to think there are still some morons out there who think girls have it easier than guys pfff.... |
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The last question reminds me of some internet urban legend, about some loser telling on a message board that he likes to smell his sister's undie. And then some other guy from that MB tracks him down and calls his parents ruining the losers' life. |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? Don't do it too often hahahaha! 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? yes! 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? No! well maybe in a public toilet. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? No! 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? Sometimes. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Put it under my socks. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? No! haha! 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? No! 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? yes! 10. how does a female vagina smell? Diffirent. |
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LOL I remeber that.I think it wasn't true though,I hope. |
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1. No 2. Not physical, actual hurt 3. No, especially if you're tired 4. No 5. None 6. Something different every time...but NEVER eat the bloody thing... 7. When it's itching yes...usually, yes... 8. Yes, but not everyone can! :-) 9. No 10. Nice and fishy :-) |
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1. No...it all goes in the same sewer 2. No, but I get a little nervous twitch in my scrotum when I see it though 3. No. It's very relaxing after a hard day's work/school and also before actually 4. Abolutely.....................not 5. Depends on my mood. It can vary between 0 and 5 times a day 6. Throw it away. 7. No and yes 8. Never 9. It doesn't freak me out, but it's not the tastiest thing I coul think of 10. Kinda like fish I think |
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1. Not necessarily... 2. YES! It hurts just to read a question like that! 3. No! 4. Not necessarily... 5. >0,2 |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? NO, I ACTUALLY DO 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? NO 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? NO, ACTUALLY SOMETIMES I DO 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? NO 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? 1 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? YES, YES IF IT WAS UNDER MY CLOTHES (DIRECTLY I MEAN) 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? LOTS OF TIMES 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? WHAT IS THAT? 10. how does a female vagina smell? GREAT, PURE SEX... I LOVE IT, AND IF IT MORE THAN 12 HOURS SINCE THE LAST SHOWER BETTER |
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6.I get rid of it... 7. Do you mean if I take off my pants and scratch my ass? Well, I don't... 8. NO! 9. No.. 10. Goood :) ..usually.. |
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Nacmat, I am amazingly shocked by that last answer! |
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just my truth |
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heh, i like the bloody mary comment ^^ about pissing in the shower... it still sounds dirty to me - would you take a shower in your toilet bowl? °_° ......still, just reading the questions make me think of how much males seem all gross and dirty... bah, that's how it is i guess. |
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ohh all of you XLT folks are like SO GROSS!!! long live watmm!!! |
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i'm surprised that the majority of people seem to think that vagina smells of fish. all i can say is you've either had awfully bad luck with your choice of women or you've never actually got near one. nacmat i agree with you. if a girl is fresh out of the bath it's not as sexy. however i don't particularly like body odour from armpits. |
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1. um, it doesn't happen very often... but when i'm in the shower and i have to... 2. not really 3. nope... if nobody see's you. in fact, when a girl see's you peeing when you sit they like it. they like that 4. i don't have girfriend 5. about 1.... 6. roll it into a nice ball and shot it into my friends eye 7. sure i do. no, should i ? 8. no, but i once had my whole big toe in my mouth 9. never had to deal with it. 10. depends on how clean it is... it's a funny smell cause it doesn't smell good, but you love it... |
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Sorry, I'm noty a guy, but I can't resist responding to a few of the original questions. 3. I live with 2 guys, who both ONLY sit to pee, (except in public toilets, 'cause they're dirty) it's kida a house rule, as it's cleaner (no drips). 9. I'm sure somebody has already pointed this out, but PMS means Pre-Menstrual Syndrome, which is an affliction that a minority of women experience, and which by defininition, does not involve blood. Anyway, I think I've only encountered 1 bf, who's had a problem with menstrual blood. All the others have had NO problem with it, participating in vaginal sex and cunnilingus during this period. 10. That can depend on various factors. |
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yes i pointed that out but the guys really put me down for doing that.. anyways i live with three guys, how do you get them to pee like that? it would mean so much less toilet-cleaning (i'm very strict with clean toilets) |
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*bump* |
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you do Not want me to answer these questions :) |
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neetta > hmm... menace them or do tricks to them with MS-blood (if it freaks them out) every time they stand up to pee? |
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1. NO 2.YES BUT NOT PHYSICALY 3.no, i pee like that quite often (at home only) 4. no,it means your prefer your girlfriends company...unless you feel forced to.... 5.0.1 6. flick it 7.sometimes....its not a habit though... 8. i tried 9. no not really....i aint drinkin it though! 10.fishy cheese or somethin....depends on the lady ......=)...... |
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"1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill?" PEE IN THE SHOWER???? why? why?? why why would someone do that?? Out of indolence?? God I hope no-one does this at our place. Though i vaguely recall a roommate saying he does everything the same time: shaving, tooth-brushing, showering... YAY. Let's pretend this didn't happen. "2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? " A LOT. Cannot watch this. It freaks me out. "3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee??" i guess not. No one can see what you're doing right. (you little peepers!) "4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship?" Of course not: it's just the way you want to spend your time. "5. How many times a day do you watch porn?" Like Morton said, I would lie anyway. I guess every normal guy does it, let's just leave it with that. "6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger?" Put it in Morton's coffee. (haha, don't worry, i flick it as far as i can.) (that sounds much better erronous) "7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? " it may happen, yes. It depends on where I am and who is watching whether I'll wash my hands. "8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? NO! never. doesn't sound tastefull. "9. does PMS-blood freak you out?" it sure does. "10. how does a female vagina smell?" yeah, so tell me this. it's sweet. What do you think I am, a Porn-master?? |
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i vaguely recall a roommate saying he does everything the same time: shaving, tooth-brushing, showering.... > i hope he doesn't need to crap at the same time as well... |
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Hey Neeta, sorry I didn't reply to you sooner... I didn't have to get them to do it. The older of the two decided it was cleaner on his own, and influenced his brother to do it aswell. Now I find guys sitting to pee very appealing. It shows they are clean and not afraid to be unconventional. |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? no 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? no 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? no 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? no 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? once 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Gently carry them to the nearest peice of tissue paper. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? yes. no. 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? no 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? no 10. how does a female vagina smell? Alright |
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1. No 2. I feel thier pain for them 3. Not really, I just do whatever is more convienient...... 4. No 5. 0-2 6. I dunno 7. I don't really scratch my ass all that much 8. Yes 9. Yeah 10. Wish I knew..... |
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nocturne: imo that's weird. i only pee sitting when i'm pushing a a brown baby boy down the toilet if you catch my drift |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? No not at all , i shit and womit in the shower to. I also invite friends to take a shit there , mi casa es zu casa. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? No , i feel all warm inside and want to go out and hug all the trees n stuff. 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? Yes if anyone saw me do that i would kill them on sight with a ninja move Sitting down when peeing is the hight of male laziness! 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? No not at all , its an expresion of that you are the non-dominant in the relation. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? What is porn? Does it hurt? Is it something for the whole family? 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Save it in a jar , i send bugger jars to the starwing kids in afrika once a month. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? I scratch my ass so hard it bleeds , i use the blood to decorate my walls. 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? No my lips are to fat! 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? No , see answer 7 above . 10. how does a female vagina smell? It smells like the inside of Darth Vaders helmet. |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? No, I don't see the prroblem. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? I kinda feel it yeah 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? No, well maybe, otherr than when i have a shit i neverr sit down and pee, so i don't know. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? No not rreally 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? Well maybe once a day once a week, no morre, usually less. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? I don't pick my nose because i don't know what to do with my buggerr. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? I don't 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? Yes. 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? No, not a grreat deal. Its not nice, but which blood is ? 10. how does a female vagina smell? Nice |
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