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from another messageboard: to all the guys, here's a couple of questions: 1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? 10. how does a female vagina smell? this created quite some chaos on the other board *Hehehehe* |
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1) know, just lazt 2) IO feel for them, and i go *ohh* but not hurt 3) no, just relaxing 4) no, i spend mroe time with my friends than with my g/f but i would love to have it level 5) trwice maybe 3 times, none if im round my g/f's 6) Flick it OR wipe it 7) Yes..and no now u mention it..eurghh 8) No 9) Yes 10) Depends on the time of the month |
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*hehe* ...nr. 2 really reminds me of Jaskass and the kinder-garten crouch-kicking ....auuhhh.hh....hh...........h.... |
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1. not ill, disturbed maybe 2. lol, a llittle yes 3. nope, it's embarrasing to stand up and poop though 4. nope it just shows that you choose sex above your friends 5. no comment, i'd lie anyway 6. put it back and try to sneeze it out, sneezing is fun 7. not much 8. nope 9. what is PMS-blood 10. why asking about a female vagina? are there male vaginas too then? stupid question :P |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? > just dirty... 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? > never seen it, but i saw NIN's happiness in slavery video (when a man gets tortured, including his genitals!) and it rather excited me than something else! ^^ 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? > why? i do it all the time... i find it more embarassing to stand up and pee °_° 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? > (why would there be a need of domination in a relationship?!) i don't think it means anything, just that you care about your girlfriend : ) 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? > ...times a day? about none... frankly... unless i come across it... 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? > eh? 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? > scratch my ass? no... or rarely, and yes of course if i'm naked... and it's your, not you're... 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? > nope 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? > not at all! : ) in fact, i wish i... ** erm, nevermind. 10. how does a female vagina smell? > like a female vagina, i guess. and how does a male vagina smell? ' _ - |
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lol, live and learn ey? |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? No in a way it's the same thing as doing it in the toilet but personally I have a problem with it. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? Nope. 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? No personally I prefer it. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? No. I spend more time with my girlfriend but that's only because I want to. Plus my girlfriend is in my group of friends so I'm with her when I'm with them also. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? I dislike porn. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Bin it or flick it out of the window. Never in the room. I'm a tidy person. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? Yes I do and no I don't wash my hands. But I scratch the cheaks not the actual hole so technically it's as clean as anywhere else. I never scratch the actual exit point. Ew that was way more information that you wanted! 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?> Never. 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? Not at all. It's only natures crap design. I feel sorry for women and all the crap surrounding it that they must endure. 10. how does a female vagina smell? Some say fish. I disagree. I can't think of anything to compare it to anything really. It's not a smell I dislike particularly... |
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1. no 2. no 3. no, not really 4. no 5. 0-2 6. wipe it 7. yes and no. hah 8. i have 9. somewhat.. not really though i guess. 10. depends on the girl, i'd say meh |
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two questions that came up later was this: if you're going to pee at a public toilet, and there's three urinals to pick from, which do you chose and why?: Left, right or middle? and: if you're going to take a crap at a public toilet and theres three toilets, which one do you chose: the first and closest? the second closest? the last and most far away? |
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1. i pee in the shower all the time. 2. no, but i imagine it's eh, bad. 3. no, what kind of a question is this? 4. no, it means i love her more than my fucking retarded friends!!!11 5. sometimes 2, but mostly not at all.. 6. throw it away 7. i try not to do it, and i always wash my hands well afterwards 8. in past, when i was a very depressive and nervous complicated person 9. what's pms-blood? sorry i dunna 10. like female insides, dammit. and what did you expect, much experience on smelling men's vaginas? |
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1 left or right and whichever is closest 2 the furthest from the door |
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a. i know this one, so i won't answer b. same as a |
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1. No, of course not 2.. Depends, who, how hard, how. 3. Errrrr... could be, now that i think of it, yes, quite. 4. No, if u wanna keep ur girlfriend, u gotta b devoted, women *sigh, why cant they just understand... 5. Depends. On what? I would rather not... 6. Wipe it on the underside of the nearest desk or item that does not belong to you... or use a tissue :D 7. When necessary, yes, and itch is an itch, and if a bathroom is handy, then a nice wash is always welcome. If not, then its a bit risky... 8. Yes, as a young child biting my toenails was pure excitment... 9. : / meh 10. I have heard it depends on the girl, but im sure it varys. I guess some stink and some dont |
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a. depends on my mood... b. in which there is the most toilet paper, of course. btw, PMS-blood is female period if you want to know. |
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i know this one, so i won't answer What's that supposed to mean? Now I'm worried! ;) |
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lol :D |
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it's a kind off a psychologic riddle ;) |
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2 and the toilet paper issue as well! |
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if you're going to pee at a public toilet, and there's three urinals to pick from, which do you chose and why?: Left, right or middle? right, because it's usually the farthest away from everything. and: if you're going to take a crap at a public toilet and theres three toilets, which one do you chose: the first and closest? the second closest? the last and most far away? i usually dont take a crap in public if i cant help it. but if i need to then i dont really care. i'd take any of them. |
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the answer to B is quite funny: choose number 2 toilet, cuz the first one is the one the drugaddicts use when they need a quick fix, and number 3 is the one the perverts use when they need to jerk off in peace ;) |
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a) Farthest one from the door b) The biggest one, usually the handicap one, unless there is an issue with TP. If all stalls are the same size, then Mass amount of TP is definatly important. |
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aw fuck I knew it! Well obviously if it's covered in semen I'm not gonna use it. Plus I'd wide the seat of whichever one I use thoroughly before use. So there dammit!!! ;) |
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11. do you use paper to wipe off your cum every time you jerk off, or does some of it go somewere else? and if yes, what? |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? not neccaserily, there's no harm done in that 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? yes, i get sympathy pains in my balls 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? ehh i pee standing like every other guy i know 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? no that just means that your friends suck ! ;) 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? depends, some days i don't do it at all. when u don't have a girlfriend you get addicted 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? if i'm in a public place, like school i'll just stick it under the desk, but at home i use toilet paper 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? yeah somtimes, but i keep distance to the questionable area so i don't really have to clean my hands 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? no, who does?? 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? YES, it's disgusting 10. how does a female vagina smell? from my limited sexual experience...bad. but i guess it depends on the girl, i wouldn't know |
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What other MESSAGEBOARD ? 1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? No, they are all called DAVE 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt It makes me sandpaper my dog. 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? Lying down is more embarrassing 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? I have no girlfriend nor friends. That's why I'm here 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? I couldn't count--it's more of a continuous thing 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger Eat it ! Tastes salty ! 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? No, I make pasta 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? yes, just to try it and see what it was like 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? There is no blood during Pms. PRE-menstrual. Else, its good on Toast 10. how does a female vagina smell? As opposed to what other kind of vagina? |
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1. no 2. yes 3. no 4. depends. personally i prefer not spending too much time with gf 5. once a day if real sex isn't available 6. do you mean bogie? put in bin 7. do you mean arse? i don't scratch my arse 8. no 9. sometimes 10. sexy |
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11. I smear it on my hands and then wash them later. |
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01. No, Like georg said "It's all drains" 02. Yes, Empathy pains 03. I've had a broken leg up until recently, so no 04. Yes 05. 0.15 06. Never thought about that 07. No 08. No, But I tried 09. Yes, Very much, 10. Unique |
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11. errr,... No Comment |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? No, but don't piss in MY shower, punks. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? A ''mental-pain'', yeah... 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? I hate toilet seats, especially if they're not mine. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? I have no idea. Total lonewolf right here. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? Once, each night. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Feed it to my cat. ... 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? I have a glove specifically for ass scratching. 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? No way. 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? OH YEAH. Girls are freaky creatures. If my cock dribbled out blood every month or something, I'd want a refund. 10. how does a female vagina smell? Not all that pleasant, but you put up with it to please the girl. |
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Q & A Urinal: The closest one avaliable, I just wanna pee Crapper: The farthest, so that people don't hear my bodily noises so much |
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lol, i wish toilets had loud music playing! |
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1. no, urine is an astringent. if anything, it gets them feets cleaner. 2. YES. 3. heck no. 4. it depends how serious you are, if you live together, etc... 5. jesus loves the little chiiiildren... haha 6. hahahaha what else?!? i FLICK it! 7. not my bare bum, so yes but no. 8. when i was really little, i prolly did. 9. yup. 10. don't ask, don't tell. |
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9. hell yeah, "I dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" |
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I hate shitting at night, when it's deadly quiet, some of the noises that come out of my arse scare even me |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? no,I often do it. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? no 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? I've done it a couple of times,I don't remember why. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? No its shows that you care. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? If I get the time,1 or 2 times. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Eat it.Why not it came from my own body.(but then again I wouldn't eat my own shit)!!!!!!!! 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? Yes I scratch,no I don't wash. 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? Yes. 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? Yes. 10. how does a female vagina smell? Like a sweaty kinda fish smell. |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? -for real 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? -oh yes. 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? -no. it's comfy. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? -i think so 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? -same as Ophecks 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? -i save them in my folder 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? -i have to 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? -NO! That's gross!! 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? -probably 10. how does a female vagina smell? -undescribable |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? not in the least 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? when it's bad enough 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? never 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? nope 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? 0-1 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? flick 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? i don't scratch inside the pants that often 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? when i could, i did. can't reach me feets anymore 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? kind of 10. how does a female vagina smell? *cries* /me is inexperienced |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? nope 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? it depends 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? no 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? sometimes 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? 0 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? dispose of it 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? like, my butcheek? yeah and no, i dont was up 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? on occasion 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? it's called mensus, and no 10. how does a female vagina smell? it can't, as it has no nose |
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10. lmao! very good mate |
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now that i found out what PMSblood tastes like... 9. nope. |
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what the..... who ARE you??? you dont look like ophecks!!!!!! someone help, please! theres a madman loose wearing ophecks' face!!!!! |
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"10. how does a female vagina smell? it can't, as it has no nose" LOL |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? It's all pipes. What's the difference? 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? (their balls, not they're balls) But no... i can take it. It's just on tv, and i'm not the one getting hurt ;-) 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? well there's nobody else with you in the toilet to see what you're doing... i don't think any method of peeing could be embarrassing. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? friends? girlfriend? :-p 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? I prefer glamour magazines ;-) 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? find the nearest piece of paper. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? no 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? haha, no! 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? No i guess not. 10. how does a female vagina smell? You can't describe scents. How does a banana smell? How does glue smell? It just can't be put into words. |
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1. no 2. no 3. no 4. no 5. 0-2? somedays i don't some days i do 6. flick it 7. yes, no 8. no 9. not really 10. it depends on the girl. my last girlfriends kind of smelled like armpit. but she didn't eat very healthy. |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? no, but i think that people who don't are 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? i feel the pain too, brother 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? no, its a f**king relief 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? no, its mean she's more important 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? one long continuous loop 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? put them in other people's cups of tea 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? yes, but i use a special glove 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? i only wish i could 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? i'll have a bloody mary please 10. how does a female vagina smell? can't remember |
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you have a special glove too? haha! :) sorry, i shouldv'e read everyone's posts before i posted, and not after :) |
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*reads in disbelief* |
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*Laughs at AFXnumb* everything you ever wanted to know about men ;) |
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