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This thread is dedicated to the awesomeness that is wilford brimley. Post pics and even create tribute tracks!! Fav+ :D!!!! |
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Welcome to the Wilford Brimley Experience boys! |
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hahahaah!!! that is fucking classic!! |
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CRANKIESST LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH.... he rules!!!! and be sure to eat your oatmeal! |
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haha! |
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cheer up! You rule! |
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he looks tanked right there! |
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here he is creepy!!! LOL |
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Looks like "walter brimley attack mode" to me. :D |
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satisfaction guarantee....from the man himself? damn I wissh I could call him...:) |
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if it wasnt for that pesky edit!! |
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XLT Vibes #15 -- Walter Brimley Edit mix! |
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that may be the best track ever.... just by the name alone. |
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SafeSearch is ON | Advanced Search | Preferences Image ResultsResults 1 - 20 of about 287 for Wilford Brimley. Search took 0.07 seconds. I wonder what happens when i turn SafeSearch off? |
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was the name of the show!! |
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ahahahah! The options are endless! SOMEONE PIN THIS THREAD!!! |
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yeah i've never seen that show before, if i have, i dont remember |
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Brimley Supports Cockfighting PHOENIX (AP)-Wilford Brimley thinks banning cockfighting isn't the right thing to do. The grandfatherly actor and oatmeal pithchman attended a weekend rally in Phoenix to voice opposition to Proposition 201, an Arizona cockfighting ban expected to pass Tuesday. Passage could lead to more laws restricting use of animals, like prohibiting the use of dogs for hunting, Brimley said. "My saddle horses are my friends," said Brimley, 64. "My dogs are my friends. Once an idea like this gets started, I don't know where it's going to end." Brimley's concern was unfounded, said Kim Hicks of the Arizona Humane Society. "This isn't about anything except cockfighting," Mrs. Hicks said. "We have no intention of telling Mr. Brimley what he can or can't do with his dog." Cockfighting is legal in Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Missouri, and Louisiana. Missouri voters will also consider a ban Tuesday. Brimley, who lives in Utah, says he visits Arizona to attend cockfights. |
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Haha, yeah people have been trying to ban cockfighting here in new mexico. Its a hoot. |
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coolest shirt ever!!! |
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shouldn't it say "oppose" cockfighting? |
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coolest shirt ever!!! |
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No because he attends cock fights |
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This guy would hate us. And i quote: If you're visiting Wilford Brimley World looking for a laugh...forget it. This isn't the place to poke fun at Mr. Brimley's acting career, his personal hygiene, or his weight problem. I have dedicated my life to watching every single one of his films, television appearances, and commercials and I do not find it funny that Mr. Brimley has a "fat ass". An affliction that 6 out of 10 Americans suffer from, obesity is no laughing matter. Statistic courtesy of Ringo Starr. If Wilford Brimley World just doesn't turn you on, or only one Wilford Brimley webpage just isn't enough for you, then check out these candidates for "The Intenet's Best Wilford Brimley-Related Webpage". (How many other webpages can boast that they have "Wilford Brimley" appearing 3 times in one sentence?) |
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If Wilford Brimley World just doesn't turn you on, or only one Wilford Brimley webpage just isn't enough for you, then check out these candidates for "The Intenet's Best Wilford Brimley-Related Webpage". (How many other webpages can boast that they have "Wilford Brimley" appearing 3 times in one sentence?) classic!!!!! |
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"I don't care if you get drunk, climb the clock tower, and take out the town..." Wilford as Kevin Kline's father in "In & Out" "Hey little girl...want some candy?" Wilford asking his wife a question in "Cocoon" "Here's a little something I learned in the CIA!" Wilford the interrogator in "My Fellow Americans" "...I'm gay!" Wilford once again in "In & Out" "Before I leave here I'm gonna have somebody's ass in my briefcase." Wilford the investigator in "Absence of Malice". ""What do I look like, the fuckin' night watchman?" Wilford in "The Firm," courtesy of William K. Scurry, Jr. |
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"We have no intention of telling Mr. Brimley what he can or can't do with his dog." best. sentence. EVAR |
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gahahahah. class! |
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Ah i misread, i thought he was talking about how if they dont stop Cockfighting, pretty soon Dogfighting will take its place but i suck |
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and then perhaps wilford brimley sponsored horse fighting!! |
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Fun Fact: Walter Brimley is known for taking pungent "deuces" and not flushing. |
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Yo, I heard Brims has a phat album comming out with Madlib, its gonna be poppin fresh! |
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hahaahhah!!! FUCK! :D This thread makes my face hurt with laughter! |
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haha I remember watching him as a little kid, in that George Lucas movie "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor"........he was called Noa. Anyone else remember? |
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I remember that movie.. I loved it when I was a kid because it was like "new star wars" after a million viewings of episodes 4-6. :D |
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yeah same. what about that other Ewok movie with that giant monster thing called Gorax. fuck that terrified me shitless. oh yeah and that kid gets trapped in the lake underwater, and the ewoks get him out with a magic stick. |
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FUCK HIM!! FUCK HIM IN HIS STUPID ASSHOLE! Wilford Brimley lived in my town for a few months when he was up this way to shoot some scenes in a movie. Which movie? i can't tell you. here's why... he freqented a bagel shop (the only one in town) and for the first couple of weeks i thought he might just be a new person in town and left him alone. Long story short i found out it was him and he fucking bitched my ass out. All i said was hey Mr. Brimley how are you today. the fucker dropped his paper and looked really pissed off and pretty much said i should go fuck off more or less. Pretty nice since all i did was just greet him in a friendly fashion...and at the time i think i was like 12-13 so fuck you wilford brimley, fuck you in your stupid fat fuck asshole. Go sell medical insurance to a bunch of old grumpy fucks like yourself...dickweed. amen. |
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Well what do you expect from someone who is known for taking pungent "deuces" and not flushing? |
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This thread is utterly dominant |
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“Retardation, A Celebration” narrated by Wilford Brimley "First of all, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs. While they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with them. It puts them on edge. It might put them on bezerker mode. Come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming “No, no, no” and all they hear is “Who wants cake.” |
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ANd let me tell you something.. they all want cake. |
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Who doesn't? |
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holy shit is that for real? its hilarious regardless |
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Strangers With Candy: Episode 104 |
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ahahahha! That is awesome! |
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"First off, I would like to dispel the myth that I skin young boys and then fashion their skins into crude bodysuits that I wear in the hope of gaining eternal youth. I don't know how that rumor started. Secondly, cockfighting is a gift to us from the gods. Poetry. Pure poetry in motion, it is man's inalienable right to partake of such a visual feast. Sometimes I get hard just thinking about the cocks standing proud before they engage in their fowl play, then usually Lynne shakes me out of my daydream and I ask her if the clams are ready yet. She says no, and I smack my bitch up. Like a pimp. My prefered method of wife-beating is the time-honored 'belt-whip' technique, and to this end I can't stress highly enough the importance of a good quality, tough leather belt. Fitting round my waist in the first place is sufficient test of their tensile strength. But I digress." —Wilford Brimley, 'My World, My Oyster, My Steamed Clams' |
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In a cast iron skillet, fry the bacon. Remove bacon and drain on paper towels. Reserve drippings. Add the oil to the drippings. Flour rattlesnake and fry over medium heat until golden brown. Remove each piece as it becomes done and drain on paper towels. Drain off the oil and drippings reserving 1 tbs. Add 1 tbs of flour. Stir and scrape bottom of the skillet to remove any browned stuck pieces. Add the ham, coffee and milk. Stir until bubbly. If too thick add water, coffee or milk a tablespoon at a time. Serve the rattlesnake with biscuits or toast and the ham gravy. Salt and pepper and/or season with tabasco sauce to taste. Serves 2 -3. -- Wilford Brimley, "A Brimley Breakfast" (aka "Filled To The Brimley" - japanese title). |
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As you know... I hear you say diabetes. I hear you say Liberty Medical. But I worry... How often do you check your blood sugar? How often do you check your blood sugar? |
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Hypoglycemia He walks on the streets with birds in his head they whisper bad words and put twigs in his hair he sees the cement and thinks it's fossilized toys he likes it; it smiles at him but the lava threatens to bury the cars and the post-tictal tidal wave fractures the sky and the squirrels they all laugh and point saying the paramedics are coming the paramedics are coming the paramedics... |
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