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Untitled proud fat white man cowboy without a horse cowboy without a gun you've been in movies no one's seen you've been in tv specials hallmark classics miss lettie and me? you should have been in that one you could have been isaiah or maybe miss lettie you have a career O you have a career you play many roles you play many roles don't eat too many rolls and bacon and pie cowboy |
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Wilford Brimley: Diabetes at Large Little is known of Wilford's pre-liberty medical days; some say he was but a drifter, wandering from set to set looking for donuts and insulin; others still claim that he hatched, fully-grown and fully-diabetic, in a top-secret liberty medical advertising lab, so that they could help you lead a better life. What we do know is that he appeared on Quaker Oat boxes as early as A.D. 1850, where he is seen posing with a fierce wolverine and a billy goat. We also know that he has high blood pressure and gets intense gas when angry. He does not like to be called at home, even if you are an adoring fan or a diabetic. You should call anyway, though. Yes, through and through, he is a champion of all people, not just fat ones. Wilford is the sole cause for the happiness of over 500 million adoring fans across the solar system, and, as you know, he has diabeetis. |
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Why do people hate Wilford Brimley? I don't understand why people hate Wilford Brimley, although in two separate conversations where his name has come up, people have said, "I hate that guy!" This is baffling and disturbing behavior. So I put the question to the web at large. Many replies have come through, but I suspect not everybody is being entirely honest about this. In fact, I'm almost positive some of you are just making shit up. ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- Can I start off by saying that this is perhaps the greatest day of my life. For years I've been trying to explain my deep-rooted hatred for this pathetic excuss for a man. My friends agreed with me on many issues, but quite possibly thought I was mad. I'm normally a reserved individual, but I drink Jack Daniels from time to time, and nearly ever time I do, Brimley seems to come up. My friends laugh and laugh as I go into a frenzy of quotes and Brimley bashing. But now I know it's all been worth it, the man is simply pure evil. I appreciated my Grandfathers so much more after watching "Our House". What a nightmare! And I may dabble in a bowl of quaker oats from time to time, but I'll be goddamned if he's going to tell me to eat it! I can start my day off with any cold cereal favorite and still be just as effective!! And for the diabetes, what a poster child, there's no way he's taking control of it. I'll stop now, I've needed this release for so long, thank you, thank you all so much. -- Jaybird |
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----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- Because of that STUPID phrase "it's the right thing to do". As though right and wrong are somehow inherent in the fabric of the universe, and I should just sit down and listen and do whatever he tells me is "the right thing to do". -- Wayne Dawson ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- He is a thief. That whole Liberty Medical Supply is designed only for people on Medicare for the sole purpose of exorbanantly billing medicare with very inflated prices. These are your tax dollars people! And if he himself gets supplies from Liberty, then this WEALTHY , creepy, talentless old fu@# is wasting your tax dollars. He is a hippocrite. He says he eats oatmeal and manages his diabetes. Yeah buddy, thats why you look 250+ lbs. Maybe if he's eating a hearty 40 servings of oatmeal a day. I can't watch daytime TV without having to change channels during commercials because his ugly mug is pimping products for anyone who will give him a nickel. He gives some senior citizens a bad image. Read these other postings. He yells at children. He murders cats. Imagine the stuff he does in private. -- Clayton |
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----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- I was at the Western Heritage Awards last saturday... and my wife and I were supposed to sit at Wilford Brimley's table (he was there picking up a bronze "Wrangler" award for "Crossfire Trail", a TNT Tom Selleck TV movie). However, Wilford brought extra unannounced people in his entourage and we were forced to sit elsewhere! Wilford's loss! -- K. Berg ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- Because I don't want to lead a better life. -- Rich Blonkish ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- When I was in 6th grade I took acting lessons from him with a bunch of other kids at some local theater(of course only our parents knew who he was). He said we all sounded like leadfooted brats on the hollow stage he made us act on, and he always chose me to yell at personally in front of the class. He was a real jerk. Needless to say I dropped out of the class after a few weeks of his abuse. I think he needs more fiber in his diet. -- sar ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- Wilford Brimley destroyed the great trilogy that is Star Wars by appearing in a made for TV film called "Ewoks: Battle for Endor." And the reason he ruined it was by keeping an Ewok as his secret love pet. Damn you Brimley. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! -- falx dog ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- There's no reason not to like Wilford Brimley. -- sean ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- don't hate him, I swear! Quaker Oats commercials aside, he was awesome in the China Syndrome with Jack Lemmon. That movie rules. Jack Lemmon will be missed sorely. -- Robert |
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Brimley on Ebay!!! |
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SOMEONE GIVE THIS THREAD ITS OWN UNIVERSE! |
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[open on Wilford Brimley sitting atop a horse next to a wooden fence on his farm ] Wilford Brimley: Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley, and I've had diabetes for about 20 years. I stay active and I feel pretty good most of the time. See, I do things differently now. I'm not perfect, but I try to watch my diet and exercise. And I check my blood sugar, and I get all my diabetic testing supplies from Liberty Mutual. Like I said, I'm not perfect. I guess.. some of the things I told you just now are downright fibs. Like the diet and exercise thing. When I said I watch my diet, I guess I mean I watch the minivan from Buddy's Barbecue pull up and unload about $200 worth of prok ribs onto my driveway. While I stand in the doorway hiding my food boulder in my Bermuda shorts. When it comes to exercise, well that's just a boldfaced lie. I've never moved fast enough to sweat , except when I was making a baby. Even then, I took some much-needed breaks. My doctor is'nt even sure I've got diabetes. He just says I look like somebody who would have it. I do check my blood-sugar every day, though, just in case. And Liberty Medical brings all the teting supplies right to my door, so it's easy to track my health. [ sprays whipped cream into his mouth ] Who am I kidding? That's bull hockey! I don't keep track of my health at all! People just assume I eat a lot of quaker Oats, so I must be okay. Hell, I wouldn’t eat oatmeal if it was the filling in a Dove bar. I can't stand that gobbledly gook! It always seems like somebody else ate it first. Sorry, Quaker, but I'm Wilford Brimley, I say it how I feel it. You know what I do like, are them S'Mores. And old-fashioned wedding cake frosting - the kind that's still got lard in it. And merangue made out of egg yolks instead of egg whites. Some people call it cholestoral, I just call it good. (continued...) |
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(...continued) If you have diabetes, you check oyur blood sugar, and you check it often. There's no reason not to. Call Liberty. They can help you have a better life. Now, I'm gonna go get off my horse by getting onto a smaller horse, and then onto a large dog, until I'm near enough to the ground to roll off. You take care now. [ fade out ] |
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haahh! Ace! Now if only we can get some wilford brimley mixes going on |
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try to find a site with lots of samples of him talking and I'll do a stupid mix |
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oh shit, did you see ?? |
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haha ive played that! |
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AhahahahahHA! |
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YES! *jumps out the nearest fucking window in excitement* |
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This thread has achieved +25 coolness! |
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yeah this is tops!!!! NICE |
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aquagak is the only non-american in this thread that I know of. This will never achieve Universe status until everyone around the globe recognizes! |
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as walter brimley once said "it'll be a cold day in hell before i let those bastards stop harassing my rooster" I dont know what that means but hey.... this thread will live on! I plan on making "Theme for walter brimley" |
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Hey my buddy says that its MF BRIMM talking at the beginning of that one Dj Shadow track... Napalm/Scatter Brain anyone comfirm this? |
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*wears garbage bag in case of fruit attacks* Who's Wilford Brimley? I fear I have forgotten.. |
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reading can usually grant you information... usually... |
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·:. |
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? Wilford Brimley cant read that bullshit brail |
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Hows that walter brimley theme comming? Haha we should do a Brimley Twins Audio Attack song... or something |
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I will make one, one of these days. I have been working on Nigel's wintercamp project. |
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Tell Nigel to stop watching bukakke and start making his own. |
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Brimley Trivia! ----------------- Q: Does Wilford Brimley enjoy tea? A: Wilford doesnt enjoy anything. He prefers to drink the blood of snakes. There isnt a set time but our records show that the time of the blood drinking usually occurs during 2-4am. Sidenote: He usually listens to the Talking Heads while he does this. |
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Q: Does Wilford Brimley enjoy tea? A: Wilford doesnt enjoy anything. that made me laugh pretty hard. |
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Not even oatmeal. |
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sigh.... a better time at XLT... |
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relive it again years later!! |
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my dad met him once at a gas station in Santa Clarita. |
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idm. inteligent diabetes man |
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Yes! |
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wonderful topic.... LONG LIVE WB |
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