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offline RussellDust on 2022-11-11 11:59 [#02622203]
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Coats do you have?


offline mermaidman on 2022-11-11 12:11 [#02622208]
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offline mermaidman on 2022-11-11 12:11 [#02622209]
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doesn’t have any jizz on it


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-11-12 00:56 [#02622217]
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coats? or jackets? i have three north face jackets -- one in
autechre black stylez; thing is over ten years old and it's
still... a functional jacket. fucking incredible. then one
i've not used much i got as a present; big long one with
faux fur hood. third is some poofy green one someone didn't
want and gave me. then two windbreakers. a raincoat. a light
winter coat with lots of useful pockets and engrish on it.
an utterly obnoxious bomber jacket. i'm probably missing one
or two


offline mermaidman on 2022-11-12 08:14 [#02622233]
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do you know how hard it is to keep your coat jizz free??


offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2022-11-12 12:06 [#02622234]
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Ive got two nice coats a friend donated to me, a very cheap
windcheater from Primark, a nice enough anorak, and a jacket
ftom SuperDry that just shouts "mid-life crisis" but my
partner likes me in it.

How many coats does Russ have?


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2022-11-12 12:51 [#02622235]
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we must know how many coats you own russ, we must

i have one, a green nondescript winter one which was to
replace the brown nondescript winter one. currently seeing
more use as a second jumper


offline RussellDust on 2022-11-12 16:06 [#02622236]
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I have eight coats. Out of those one is a midlife crisis
jacket and everyone hates it. The cheapest one gets the most
positive comments and has everyone fooled.

Yes any kind, EpicM.

Thanks for all the replies so far, this is wonderful!


offline RussellDust on 2022-11-12 16:16 [#02622239]
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There’s this woman who works at my local supermarket, she
likes a good coat. “I like coats” she once told me. Her
face lit up and she seemed so happy. I was happy too.


offline RussellDust on 2022-11-12 16:18 [#02622240]
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In the pop stars guide to coats it’s mentioned that only
Rob Brown wears The North Face coats. Not Sean Booth.


offline Tony Danza from nuked west on 2022-11-12 16:24 [#02622243]
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One blue and red ski jacket, one down filled parka.

Patreon members get to read about the rest of my coats


offline RussellDust on 2022-11-12 16:29 [#02622245]
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Cum filled parka lol


offline Tony Danza from nuked west on 2022-11-12 16:41 [#02622248]
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that would be on my OnlyFans


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-11-13 01:48 [#02622262]
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obnoxious bomber

i have to be in a particular mood to wear it.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-11-13 01:51 [#02622263]
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engrish pockets

that it's utterly not spoken of in the amazon description,
but they also sent me a pendant necklace with this, it has a
smiley face on one side and frowny on the other inside a
little looping ring and and flops around between frowny and
smiley as you walk; never know what you're going to get is
the point i suppose. fortune


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