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offline mermaidman on 2022-02-13 09:48 [#02616440]
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my juices are flowing so you better back off before i drown
you


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2022-02-13 10:56 [#02616441]
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Orange 🍊
Apple 🍏
Mango 🥭


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-02-13 11:17 [#02616442]
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no i mean my SEX juices umbro and i'm warning you to back
off so my intentions are actually good


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-02-13 11:19 [#02616443]
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A TSUNAMI OF SEX JUICES


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2022-02-13 12:22 [#02616444]
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alright dude

tolerance is king!!!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-02-13 13:39 [#02616445]
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ok i calculated if every man on the planet was to ejaculate
simultaneously that would be a cum tsunami of 16 million
litres or equivalent to about 2 and a half of these
LAZY_TITLE

4cc * 4 billion == 16 million litres

now the London beer flood of 1814 released
approximately 1.5 million litres of fluid created a wave 15
feet high killing 8 people. Undoubtedly if the cum was
released simultaneously into the same volume of space some
how, perhaps by quantumly entangling the wankers in some
sort of bose einstein condenstate we could create a spunk
tsunami of truly epic proportions with massive casualties
through Victorian London. As this breaks the known laws of
physics I think the best you will get is get the male
population of the planet to crank one off on the isle of
white, perhaps stimulated by a huge pair of tits drawn onto
the white cliffs of dover, creating a puddle 2 millimetres
deep across the island


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-02-13 14:48 [#02616446]
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hyperflake this information reminded me that i should keep
hydrated thank you


 

offline Tony Danza from nuked west on 2022-02-13 15:09 [#02616447]
Points: 3066 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02616445



my god, it's beautiful

the cummunist manifesto


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2022-02-13 20:27 [#02616448]
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i slipped in your juices and will be suing you for damages


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-02-13 20:57 [#02616449]
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i warned you bro


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-02-14 00:33 [#02616450]
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i wish you put this much thot into all your posts.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-02-14 00:45 [#02616451]
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If all the men on the planet stood shoulder to shoulder
facing each other like a human corridor you could run
through a gauntlet of cum for thousands of miles, by the end
you would look like the Michelin man


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-02-14 08:49 [#02616452]
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lol imho


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-02-15 07:31 [#02616458]
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why hasnt hollywood been on this yet?
this could be bigger than titanic...


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-02-15 08:34 [#02616459]
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epic i can bukkake you on my own


 

offline RussellDust on 2022-02-15 18:19 [#02616461]
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How many juices do you have, mermalade?


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-02-15 18:54 [#02616462]
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at my best day equivalent of 53 asian men juices


 


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