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happy accidents

offline mermaidman on 2019-08-19 16:32 [#02583700]
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i had a happy accident earlier today when i slipped and
fell on a large eggplant


offline mermaidman on 2019-08-19 16:34 [#02583701]
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if u must know it did enter my anus yes.

what happy accident did YOU have


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-19 19:20 [#02583703]
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Answering this would require my "life" to have.. events.


offline mermaidman on 2019-08-19 22:04 [#02583704]
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u never know when an event may find you wmw... or should i
say knock on your door. don’t be surprised if some hunk
with a large eggplant comes knocking on your door tonight


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-19 23:31 [#02583708]
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All this talk about eggplants reminded me to play kid icaris
on gameboy again. I forgot I do have events in my life but
they are videogame related. I'm quite sure I had a happy
accident in tetris recently but I forgot precisely what it


offline mermaidman on 2019-08-20 00:13 [#02583713]
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btw google thought me that the japanese eggplant is smaller
than your average eggplant


online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-20 00:16 [#02583714]
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you could start a online service assplant, for a marginal
fee a man can come round your house and insert an aubergine
into your anus, it will be bigger that uber


offline mermaidman on 2019-08-20 00:25 [#02583715]
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the government wouldn't allow that because they don't want
you to attain your anal liberation. right, wmw?


offline Tony Danza from Karl Marx Onlyfans on 2019-08-20 00:47 [#02583716]
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A spot of luck! Neighbour gave me a big cucumber from her
garden. (it go's in the mouth hole sorry)


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-20 01:05 [#02583717]
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2008, an x-files episode syncs up to my track


offline mermaidman on 2019-08-20 09:33 [#02583743]
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but that is only happy tony danza no accident unless you
fell over and deepthroated the big cucumber


offline Tony Danza from Karl Marx Onlyfans on 2019-08-20 12:57 [#02583746]
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I had some huge delicious hot dogs last week. also in mouth


offline mermaidman on 2019-08-20 14:07 [#02583748]
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hotdogs you mean you had more than one hotdog in your mouth.
that's good


online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-20 20:51 [#02583777]
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anal liberation front abbreviation is ALF


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