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FIRE RAP ft. Jivverdicker

offline x Y x on 2014-07-16 15:31 [#02473616]
Points: 22 Status: Regular

everyone in here spit dogshit rhymes
you sad motherfuckers
my verse leave you black and blue with red cheeks like a
retarded mime
xltronic is retarded times
this time i'm bringing the heat
leaving you brushed up like a crushed cup
in the garbage bag
next to a fag mag and a spoiled piece of meat
my shit IS the street
they call me foul owl
hand me the mic you bastards leave the thread on medi-cal
jivverdicker pulls down his pants and shows drummond his
brown with a french kiss
ya'll remiss to think your troll game is tight
frown when you see the allen wrench come out my work bench
and clench in my fist
i'm retool ya a-game with phobiazero on the mainframe


offline x Y x on 2014-07-16 15:45 [#02473617]
Points: 22 Status: Regular

I made the beat for it too


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 15:52 [#02473618]
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hoot hoot to yr owl think small, so moot, im tighter than yr
babysis cooter, so cute, apparently we're all on the lost,
before we've even grown moss, just look back at dobbin and
that lass from corrie, urrgh


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 15:54 [#02473619]
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no diss tho, fair sick tho, just im more cata9 than bumlick


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-07-16 15:55 [#02473620]
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the first rule of mice
is all mice be suckas
and if you handle it nice
you ain't got no ruckus

first you get a barrel
on top you put a tube
smear on some peanut butter
just like anal lube

the suckaz innate
the suckaz don't debate
just om nom want peanut butter ate
and plonk rite down into dat sterlite crate



online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 16:15 [#02473621]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

what grows on so called epic sized lice? or a lack of
selfexam, blam, fuckup like aqa did worse than u compared to
i and iq, halfwit shit, jivvydon't lob any more tunes, just
indecently poor, more pity than war, kiss to mumsy and more,
be aware, compared to yr non euclidean face, sheep say baa
cow say moo, oh lord i've scored, chuckle and it's mumsy to
cumsy bullsye from me to you


offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-16 16:24 [#02473623]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular

Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn?
Euclidean space is an approximation.


offline milfywhore on 2014-07-16 16:28 [#02473624]
Points: 399 Status: Regular

one more gain, where the booty at

all my friends, where the booty at

all th fellas, where the booty at

everybody, where the booty at


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-07-16 16:41 [#02473626]
Points: 16769 Status: Addict | Followup to milfywhore: #02473624

you chode
log off
lest i replace you with two lines of BASIC code


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 16:44 [#02473627]
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dobbin's yewtree trial, tee hee oh in teepee, a hide in
pyramid of flimsy denial, jivver hostile witness with no
paddle shitcreek, egyptians drowning in denial, all the
while, too sick here shit run it all night 8 mile


offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-16 16:45 [#02473628]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to belb: #02473627

Haha, isn't eygyptians and denial an old 'carry on' joke?


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 16:54 [#02473630]
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ooh missus, older than the skeleton of yr nan is? end of the
pier to how yr receding fringe is? don't make me wanna um,
whine , matter of when i'm gonna put you in binbags and
lime, be just yr time


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 17:10 [#02473631]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

addendum: i'm obviously not yr friend mark let's make this
end: addition to my mental nutrish list, not pissed but i'd
laugh and nail you to a board with a giggle, laugh and mince
away with a bumwiggle, maaan seen that 22 pinball scan on
m'man and o shizzle, be it as it mizzle, exquifax cis and
inside cable tap bizzle, don't walk away mate, think,
breakfast for me is yr shit shut gate, smileywink


offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-16 17:13 [#02473632]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular

I'll leave you lot to it, it's getting a bit embarrassing


offline paige__turner from Sultan City (Barbados) on 2014-07-16 17:14 [#02473633]
Points: 203 Status: Regular

Calculations were sufficient
Newtonian physics
plot the course of my rhyme
straight down the Nile and to the end of time.
Tigress and Euphrates, Egyptian ladies,
Build me a pyramid and buy me a Mercedes.
Come over here and step into my Lexus,
Pull down the top and drive into a nexus
Reach in the glove compartment grab a bag of chex-mix
give me a pretzel twist,
for the twists on the road are the turns of my mind
head into office-max and order 15 binds
of the story of my life
its filled with strife,
i deliver solid truth from the edge of a knife.


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 17:24 [#02473635]
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slapbang man can't deal with whizzy or slap bass, o wotta
slapped face, jivvseyluv is covert, oh splurt on the twins
when mumsy's out? no doubt. anytime you fancy a rhyme,
leave. or just leave


offline JivverDicker from my house on 2014-07-16 17:57 [#02473636]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to belb: #02473635

Haha! You need a cuddle quite soon. I'm sorry you haven't
been dealt very good cards but that's the way it goes.


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-16 18:09 [#02473637]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

p turner is thrice everyones murder yet, but i dance and
dazzle, ali make a man fret, shout for dan from the corner
tho, pure got his back... what? o innit, gotta win it,
present you a tnt explosive kitten any way ya gotta go,
yknow, like gus with half yr face gone and man can't feel
it, whats the quote from blow? drop down t2 melt with single
malt and regrow, dig harder than shovel snow


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-17 03:57 [#02473667]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular

If you want advice, think twice about rolling the dice
buy a vice at a discount price, or any device that can be
used to slice
It ain't nice to have mice with lice in my spicy rice,
dude, you'd digest better if you chewed in the nude
which would be lewd and rude if anyone viewed
if anyone booed at these crude rhymes that I spewed they'd
get sued faster than a prude on family feud
that show sucks nuts
what's up putz, I'll kick you in the nuts till your guts
strut out your butt
Your wiener may be cleaner, but mine is leaner and meaner
and besides yours is greener
Lookin for romance in your aunt's pants
she enhanced her finance when she got a penis implant
a humong' dong on a female is wrong
if you have a shlong don't wear a thong or you're gonna get
a gong
sing along as I spit this song


offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-17 05:25 [#02473669]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular

Rap Battle? You'll be my chattel.
Make the crowd wave while I'm raping a slave.
See people today get sick kicks from all sorts of shit.
I am just supplying what the market is crying for.
Though I have to admit that it makes me feel nauseous,
I feel Satan's watching so I need to be cautious.
When I leave the stage I take a good long shower,
Cleaning my mind praying to a Higher Power.
I thank the Lord for all these years of keeping me a
And helping me to save my sperm for a woman who deserves it.


offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-07-17 12:12 [#02473677]
Points: 10743 Status: Regular | Show recordbag

Jivverdick, sick prick, suckes many many dick..should be
hammered with a stick, my main man jivverdick!


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-17 16:18 [#02473685]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

trickster like loki bred with zé pilintra
the man from la mancha
fu manchu touch touché
inhale my poison bouquet
o yr getting oak?
nope, gonna croak
rasputin couldn't take a single whiff from my shitpit
lickety split the sky like a bedsheet
o reet cross yr moat crosser than raoul
spin yr head like a dizzy owl
no harm no foul
no chicken no fish no pig no cow
fudger of morals
can't look too hard at the horrors of horrors
sarin gargling kids
o wot a shitfest
flip brain channel
bad top mammal
bacterial weight drops like a drophammer
men are not human men
once yr homeless you can't go home again
home is no longer home
home is not homely
soz for the silly talk
sometimes mouldy
riddly guff clearer or obfuscatory
open mouth constant snap alligatory
which towerblock narrowgate army salute
made 24 flats so moot?
3 years, fiddling a stat like saddam
get a badman kill bad man
3 years plus, 24 out rough?
i am become detritus
primary decayer faster than slayer
history erasure
photos are no-nos
abstrex trenchcoat sten gun macho
yr psychogeography is less than none to me
still not on to me
hide as a state of mind
blanks and blurs
booze n benz
o dirt wall walled in headcase mens
use yr dirt to dig and dig and dig and build
or not, proper gordian
play yr brain like an accordion
context complexed for consistency
yr shit is a piece of piss for me


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-17 20:15 [#02473694]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

kay, obviously this started jokey but we do seem to have a
few honkythomas sadcase text rappers at least (i am ov u). i
preliminarily propose a fortnightly battle thread with a
series of topics chosen at random from a member willing to
participate. randomise hopefully automated via script (hands
up, last programming i dun was 90s vb), maybe ice dance
style scoring? open to ideas like yr mums chuff


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-17 20:27 [#02473695]
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o, and i'll take any cunt turned up to 11 :)


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-17 21:09 [#02473696]
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in the style of ice cube.

comin atcha maximum inconvenience
a ripple ribbed johnny
n da vatican interior

sweeping minds wit my neuron powered back pack
rubber stamp your conscious
wit my rapping, major impact

phalli-cally challenged, wit a planck length hardon
bruce forsyt on da line
n a lazer gilded polygon


offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-17 21:36 [#02473698]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular

I take my raps seriously and I wish I'd said, or rather

"I thank the Lord for all these years of keeping me a
And helping me to save my sperm for a woman who's deservin'

but you can't go back in rap battle (rapple? rattle?) so I
guess I lose.

Topic wise for future Rapples, well there's all sorts going
on in the World. I propose either whatever's the headline of
the Guardian that day (or any news outlet), or... well, no,
that's all I'm proposing.



online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-18 23:45 [#02473765]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

i tend to forget it's a priests repeat of ghost town
joyrexs ego powerbase does not equal refugee status
for fucktons of milkmans mumleg spunkdribble
ignorant haytwig chewer up swallower of pua sons
gyit bwoi gyet or i rubberhose yr every footstep


offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2014-07-19 04:42 [#02473780]
Points: 883 Status: Regular

belb bag-eyed, kneelin by a peep-hole
watchin on thai boy folding up a seat, though,
don't panic, jivverdicker's round
to call him out and play it coy as he fellates a jaundiced
no really though, cauco-euro boys
who've heard a bit of Wu should really stick to vd clinic
no poise no ear no yes oh why hm here, come hear, for a
belch of Welsh beer
though tightfaced, sheertype, in pair of clogs with 6
pinstripes, so
pick me, roll me over and flick me like a tonedeaf and doped
down Whitney
quick drink me, grow turgid all while you
distenderloveandthenkiss me,
and then wink for me, or i'll bludgeon you slowly to life
with a chilled kinder pingui


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-19 09:51 [#02473784]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

stepped up to!
finally, somebody at least tries
bless him, bogtrotter wants to get in
ickle wickle toadface grinsmug
wipe that raggyoff
spudmunch raggydoll
grin falls like water, falls like road
oh where's yr kneecap bits
finish with a flourish, malnourished
locked in lyrical h block
ghraib shit fucking with yr head
was that a glimpse of everything you ever loved
as it burns and yr strapped deep in yr mental browncell hell
haft, cut you off from glans to shaft
have u palefaced pulling out catholic style
on time like csi plotlines
bang like landmines while u all sherbet fizzle pop, on the
know when i blow i'll take a foot off


offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-19 11:41 [#02473792]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular

Begorrah, begorrah,
Like no tomorrow,
Leave you lost in the Belfast mosque.
A pint of Guinness and a Kiełbaski myśliwska
A mound of spuds that you could not finish.
The land of Beckett, aw feck it.


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-20 01:38 [#02473829]
Points: 5660 Status: Lurker

be up on the gorrah
finnegans testes
amounts of soda and tea
test the besta deez
don't start like treaty betrayal
bae recorded live
sfo infiltrated or bribed, or both
david and go...liath
binaural, cataract five eyes
or nanorobo beehives
nobby like sheep going live


offline ddrummondd on 2014-07-20 03:14 [#02473835]
Points: 558 Status: Regular

i knew this tramp in nottingham that ranted all day and
night and ppl gave him 10p and he seemed geniunly pleased
because it was positive reinforcement. he's dead now.


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-20 17:46 [#02473870]
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hahaha, oh dobbs. yeh, i too know of several mentally ill
people who've died through neglect and social blindness and
here's 10p go away. funnnneee! rubbing yr crystal balls?
whose future are you seeing through a pint glass darkly?


offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-20 19:06 [#02473872]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular

making predictions,
Belb dead,
in a soup kitchen.
Back in the day earthleakage was funny and smart,
But now he's gone all bitter and tart.
I'd like my old pal P back like how once he was used to,
Instead of this somewhat ignoble future.


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-20 20:57 [#02473892]
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dance for dobby, strip to yr underpants if ye ain't got a
home or jobby, or if yr a schoolie off corrie, muckyman
gonna pop out his nobby


offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-07-20 21:39 [#02473900]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular

Accusations be flying.
I hope you ain't lying,
Not good to claim someone's a paedo,
Without checking first if it's real tho',
I'd hate to think my man Dob's is squalid,
In the past he's proven himself politcally solid.
The man's said "if there's grass on pitch",
And let us remind ourselves "a bitch's a bitch"


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-20 22:22 [#02473910]
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tina's mate, back when my space was deeper,
me and dobbs waxing hormonal,
them maybe 2 years older than me,
he was basically stelladaddy
creeper, slimestained selfharm liverbomb weeper
i'm nicer now but this ones a deserved sleeper
or my shrivelled one poked in a hornets nest
let's see if p can do his best


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-21 04:17 [#02473931]
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seizure wrist snapper
sun seize ecstasy wrapper drop litter
kittyshit toxoplasmo brainbucket
oh ffffflip it
suck my nip it wiggles on a mantit
wrapped to a skeletal
just unbearable
so i cut u down buryable
pass the spike for headpike turnpike sign
see the site, sad collective sack of shite
lobsterpot clawpull waiting for sim simma
who's paying for phobzys bimma
lets make it clear
all abandon hope ye who enter here


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-07-21 06:28 [#02473936]
Points: 16769 Status: Addict

rap rap rap
rap rap raprrap
rap raprrappprappp
crappcrapcrappcrappppp muthaufucka
dat's phresh


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-21 21:21 [#02473995]
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balloon boy race a landrace
for the infinite ceiling
get my meaning?
man bred the land out of bounty
nothing is sure to me anymore
i'm just a poor boy
buying up 14p noodles
in manicure, fry pan a cure
no colour in a pocket rule
please make an appointment with doctor spite
oh, er, shittyshite, watershed
make batty wiggle like waterbed
i and i blackash bogeys and well that'd be
well yknow,
did i say a foot'd be missing after i implode?
cos that's what the meat of my battle is
drink a smoke and sniff a whizz
won't pay for homeland patriot binge on ikea
no matter how cheap or... spensiv
live life here enough won't wanna
yll b all ov a gonner
wield double edge shankshiv
this man a tranq live vile and puke, halfarse 3d like my
name was duke


offline KisserDicker on 2014-07-22 00:00 [#02474010]
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The future is not some place we are going to but one we are

creating. The paths are not to be found, but made, and the
activity of making them changes both the maker and the

John Schaar

When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of
people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen,
and those on WATMM that wonder what happened.

Me (Partly)


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2014-07-24 17:42 [#02474434]
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take back wasteman
stick it up a pastebin
oompa loompa
stick it up ya joompa
wasteman TS waste LAN land
full steamcunt ahead
climb aboard the vinehoard minotaur
bullfight rumshite slummer of the mind
slattern point a mental gat
soundtracked by ballslap
what? voice overrule that
empty bottle with schaar to
observer's parasoapbox tablescrap
take a cold soup kitchen ladle of that


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-05 09:03 [#02581910]
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all mice be suckaz


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-07-05 11:05 [#02581916]
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man oh man, i was fuckin way out west for this thread


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-06 00:18 [#02581948]
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so was i


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-06 00:18 [#02581949]
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i think i was actually tripping when i wrote that


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-07-06 00:26 [#02581950]
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ethylphenidate, 3-fluorophenmetrazine and various synthetic
cannabinoids here. no sleep for days. made me a mouthy twat
convinced i was writing poetry when it was a load of druggy


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-07-06 00:29 [#02581952]
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i know that freestyle thread has some guff too but it's only
"for the lols" and i hope there's some structure / quality


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-06 00:38 [#02581953]
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2ci is like psychedelic amphetamines, and probably
equivalent to the philospher's stone if you're a stand-up


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