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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:01 [#02123815]
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lol @ smoke !!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:02 [#02123816]
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If you want, I could go to France and have her killed.
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sheffieldbleep
from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 10:02 [#02123817]
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ok, do you get a lunch hour at work? Is there a pub near by? Say to her 'fancy going to the pub for dinner, it's on me?'.
I'm sure you both enjoy getting pissed and that's a good start.
Fuck your music taste, if you're on this forum your taste in music is going to do you NO favours with women so forget about it.
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woj
on 2007-09-24 10:03 [#02123819]
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ok, but still You are talking at work. I thing that it would be better to go somewhere, just her and You
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:05 [#02123821]
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Shes a lesbian-
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:05 [#02123822]
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No no no, she's veyr kind.
True true sheffield, though she asked me if she could borrow me CDs, and he gave her a josh Rouse album and she said she loved it. (usually she like placebo or radiohead)
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:06 [#02123823]
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NO i have proofs.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:08 [#02123825]
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Take a look at an old cartoon by one of your countrymen. This is how its done, son
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:10 [#02123828]
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Share please- pictures/videos
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:11 [#02123829]
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Well said, to paraphrase Jivverdicker: "You want a woman with a good taste in music? Ha ha, you might as well ask for one with a cock!"
NB: This is intended to be humorous. I know some girls who like "our kind of music". Some of them are even attractive. Please don't get your knickers in a twist over this post. Ta love.
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sheffieldbleep
from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 10:12 [#02123830]
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Like woj said you need to get her out so just you and her can spend some time together. This needs to be your main objective.
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PORICK
from fucking IRELAND on 2007-09-24 10:13 [#02123832]
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IDM isn't really very good music though, is it?
There's plenty of other good stuff out there that plenty of hot wimminz are into.
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:15 [#02123834]
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Yes, I understand that. Perhaps I could ask her to go to the movies?
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woj
on 2007-09-24 10:16 [#02123835]
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great idea
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-09-24 10:17 [#02123836]
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"I dunno about your country, but when u do that in France, it
totally means that u wanna fuck her. "
well, wouldn't you agree that cooking dinner is easier than saying 'lets fuck!' ?
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:18 [#02123837]
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Haha yeah.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 10:25 [#02123839]
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I think you should ask a girl for advice. IRL
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:26 [#02123842]
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Hell that's a good idea. Any girl on the board?? I don't have girls on MSN.
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:28 [#02123843]
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I realized that post was very sad. Anyway, if a girl wanna talk in private, I'll leave my email address.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 10:28 [#02123844]
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No, ask a girl in real life. Somebody that knows you, can give you advice on your apperance and stuff.
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:31 [#02123846]
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I don't know girls in real life to whom i could say that kind of story.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:31 [#02123847]
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Yeah, you might even wind up in an American Pie 2 situation where you can practice kissing them etc. and you actually fall in love with your girl "friend"!
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 10:36 [#02123848]
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That's a bit sad. You should have some girl mates.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-09-24 10:39 [#02123850]
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For god sake, it's so easy. Just ignore her. You're probably giving her way too much attention, and because she likes the attention rather than you she will only keep playing up to that.
From now on get a backbone and ignore her - that doesn't mean be rude, just back off, make her think you don't give a shit. Say you are busy, make small talk with other women, if she don't give a shit she won't respond - if she REALLY likes you she will be all over you.
Either way, it's a bad idea getting off with someone at work, before long the whole office knows about it and will make your life hell.
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PORICK
from fucking IRELAND on 2007-09-24 10:44 [#02123851]
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there's a club in dublin, called barcode, IT'S FUCKING SHITE.
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 11:04 [#02123863]
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Bah, it's a big administration (1000 people in the buidling) and there are alreeady several couples.
I could do that Barcode, but I was also given advice which told me to invite her to a drink, and to very nice to her.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 11:11 [#02123865]
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I repeat: Ask a girl. There must be somebody, ask your mum! A sausage-party messageboard is no good for advice.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-24 11:33 [#02123879]
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less hanalwall
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bingob
on 2007-09-24 11:40 [#02123882]
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Combo: your life sounds like that Ghostworld cartoon. I want to read a Comboworld cartoon
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bingob
on 2007-09-24 11:51 [#02123897]
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Comboworld, next month:
Combo is in bed with the hot girl. What will happen? a) He is not able to get it up b) He cums too soon c) He misunderstands and poke girl in butt
Anyway, he will quit his work. He is ashamed
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 12:00 [#02123905]
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:(
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bingob
on 2007-09-24 12:03 [#02123907]
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I am sorry Combo. I only joke. I'm new to Xltronic, and I'm just trying to be funny. Tell this girl about your feelings. It is the right thing to do. Cheer up
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 12:10 [#02123914]
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I might end up doing that. It will be the first time in my life I say that kind of stuff to a girl and my first failure at love, but it'll defo be an experience.
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freqy
on 2007-09-24 12:11 [#02123915]
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DO NOT SHOW HER THIS THREAD , GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MIND NOW BEFORE YOU EVEN ACCIDENTALLY MENTION IT.
sorry about the caps lock then...im not shouting at all.
Your lucky to be sitting next to a nice girl....im sitting next to my computers and they just make whiirry sounds and bleep....
continue to make her laugh....find an event she might like to go to...or say your gonna do 'this' or 'that 'next weekend...dont push yourself...hek even seem a little unavailable..
best of luck..
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 12:13 [#02123917]
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I'm getting some dupe account vibes... Your broken English doesn't sound too convincing.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 12:15 [#02123921]
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A fit girl asked me out to a crappy goth/industrial club once (she wasn't really a goth herself tho) and I was was like "Naaaahhh...don't fancy that." Then about half an hour later I was thinking "Who gives a shit about the club, she's nice!"
Doh!
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bingob
on 2007-09-24 12:15 [#02123922]
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I'm from Spain!
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 12:20 [#02123925]
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Yeah I tried to be sincere and I bashed everything she said she liked. But that was no good. Thanks god she did take it alright. Now I'll have to show her I'm interested in something she also likes.
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oyvinto
on 2007-09-24 12:27 [#02123928]
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you know what music she likes.. check for relevant concerts in your area and ask if she wants to come with you to that concert. make sure you both get enough to drink and i bet the rest will sort itself out.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-09-24 12:44 [#02123934]
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it sounds like she's way more interested in you than you realise. perhaps you should take this into you mindset and ask her out. the worst thing that could happen is that you're still friends anyway.
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bingob
on 2007-09-24 13:09 [#02123939]
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Combo: Go to the toilet, and when you return, you "forgot" to put your penis back in. If she laughs, ask her for a date. If she cries, say youre sorry.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 13:18 [#02123940]
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The best way to let her know you love her is to play around with her. Call her a bitch and a whore and tell her she deserves to die. Occasionally slap her across the face with the back of your hand and tell her to shut the fuck up, even if shes not talking. Sometimes its good if you wait until theres a fair few workmates around and then just shove her really hard off of her chair or slam her face in to the desk, all the while pointing and laughing. She'll be yours within a few weeks!
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 13:21 [#02123943]
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Ahahah at least u made me proper LOL. =]
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 13:32 [#02123947]
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At least you helped me feel vindicated in my pure hatred of women!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 13:38 [#02123949]
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Monday starter thread, 500+
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 16:03 [#02124025]
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It turns out that a (real life) friend has bigger LOVE problems than me right at the moment. =/
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 16:04 [#02124026]
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I wish my Elmo could do the sad face just for 5 minutes.
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Combo
from Sex on 2007-09-24 16:05 [#02124027]
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Oh wait he cheers me up tho.
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nend
from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 16:31 [#02124030]
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I reckon there are 2 issues going on at once. One is about confidence and one is about this particular girl. I think it's really good advice to be friends with her but also actively try and date other people. If the worst you end up with is a friendship with her, it will help build yoru confidence with dating other girls. A good friend of mine was really shy, lovely guy and it really made him feel low that he hadn't been with a girl at 27 yo. He decided to sleep with a call girl- having safe sex and it gave him the confidence to go on some internet dates. He met a girl and they went out for a year after that (and I didn't think there was any reason for him to tell her about how he lost his virginity).
You sound like a supernice person and it sounds from the thread like she likes you but I really recommend having some internet dates as it really worked for my friend and there are lots of women who will really like you out there.
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Sano
on 2007-09-24 16:45 [#02124032]
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Try to tickle her and she her reaction afterwards you'll know if she likes you or not, it's important that you make a physical contact and tickles is innocent enough but also an important step to gain her confidence.
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