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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-21 18:47 [#01975417]
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oh and Alan Carr'll be there too.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-21 19:20 [#01975431]
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No one's going to believe it but Mr Pickles has just
seriously stuck me in the eye for the third time in a year.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-22 06:55 [#01975580]
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why does he keep doing that?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-22 06:56 [#01975581]
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Mr. Hammond is off intensive care now, it is said.

but he still could die at Any Given Moment, ofcourse - he
is a Top Gear presenter after all.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-22 07:06 [#01975582]
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If he comes out pretty much unscathed then he's harder than
Evil Kenievel.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-22 07:24 [#01975592]
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what is a knievel?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-09-22 07:25 [#01975593]
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Philip Schofield said hes talking and laughing and moving
his legs, arguably the three major aspects of life for a top
gear presenter


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-22 07:33 [#01975597]
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will he continue doing top gear even if he recovers, though?


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-09-22 07:35 [#01975600]
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Why was that guy that was trying to commit suicide
arrested?
I know celebrities are people but it always seems really
surreal when they get seriously injured/die


 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2006-09-22 07:39 [#01975602]
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prolly doing some testing on handicapped vehicles.

"This new motorized wheelchair is just awesome, 2 horsepower
whohovahova". "What is fastest if going from london to oslo,
car or wheelchair??"



 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2006-09-22 07:42 [#01975604]
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btw, Jeremy Clarkson visited him at the hospital. Hamster
smiled when Jeremy said "the reason why you are here, is
that you are a hopeless driver".


 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2006-09-22 07:43 [#01975606]
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Attached picture

 

offline hobbes from age on 2006-09-22 08:04 [#01975622]
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Clarkson also said he had no visible injuries on his face
but a black eye.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-22 08:15 [#01975627]
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Knievel is a (wheelchair-bound) legend. You know the stunt
where he tried to jump those double decker buses? He knew he
was going to fail before he even tried it. Basically a
tuning part for his bike that would make it a bit
lighter/faster hadn't arrived and his mechanic was pleading
with him not to do it. Knievel didn't give a fuck, he said
(to paraphrase), "Well, it's too late now, all those people
are here and they have paid their money. I have to attempt
it." He knew he would crash and hit the very last bus.

Money can't buy the respect you get for doing that.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-22 08:16 [#01975628]
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makes him sound like a bit of a dumb fuck, really.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-22 08:17 [#01975629]
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stupidity earns you respect?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2006-09-22 08:18 [#01975631]
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lol, yeah pretty much.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-22 08:24 [#01975635]
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So, you think he'd get more respect if he walked out amid
rapturous applause, took the mike from the MC and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, some bits for the bike haven't
arrived and I don't think I'll make it, so I won't try it.
There will be no refunds. Thank you and goodnight."

Had he done that, his career would have been over and his
legend would be ruined. He'd be remembered as "the man who
chickened out." Reckon Ricky-boy would have made a track
called, "Knievel" if he had?

Instead, he broke his pelvis and announced his retirement.
He then came out of retirement and actually jumped more
buses than he had tried the day he crashed. That's what
really made him a legend.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-22 08:26 [#01975636]
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the respect of stupid people isn't worth earning.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-22 08:31 [#01975639]
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if he'd said "sorry, but this'll cripple me, I'm not doing
it", he'd get my respect, yes.

showing "weakness" in such a situation is always harder to
do.

sure, people will like it more when someone does something
completely stupid and dangerous, but they're the ones
looking on, they're not in danger of anything, they'd shit
their pants even thinking about doing the same.

who cares about being "a legend" if it means you put
yourself in a wheelchair or maybe even kill yourself. wow,
great going, really impressive.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2006-09-22 08:32 [#01975640]
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woah, put him in a coma for nearly 30 days..

i guess i'm glad some people are reckless enough to do
insane shit like this. i suppose there's something to be
said for the dude completely sacrificing himself in order to
add to the promotion..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-22 08:35 [#01975642]
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it also comes over (to me, at least) as a very empty
gesture.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-22 09:21 [#01975658]
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See, crashing is an occupational hazard for stunt riders.

Here's the clip I was talking about. From the way
he talks in it, it sounds more like he had doubts if he'd
make it. Stuff I've read makes it sound more like he knew
for sure that he couldn't, so I don't know which the true
story is.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-22 09:22 [#01975659]
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Hmm, die a legend or die a nobody? That's a hard choice...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-22 09:37 [#01975664]
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Mengele may be considered a legend in certain circles.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-22 09:59 [#01975676]
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i hate seeing that crrash, how helpless he is, like a rrag
doll.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2006-09-22 10:14 [#01975690]
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i wish it was also show in full speed. it looks like he
consciously landed the best way possible... i mean, not
doubling his spine over backward or anything.

but, i'm pretty sure this happed too quickly for him to have
any control over it.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-09-22 20:19 [#01975971]
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uhhh, last time i checked, living > respect?

fuck all that pride and things like that, i'd rather be
breathing.


 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2006-09-23 17:01 [#01976307]
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He is now moved from the intensive care unit:)


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-09-23 17:07 [#01976314]
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He has extensive brain damage. He is now American according
to his family.


 

offline ffffrankenstein from UK on 2006-09-23 18:11 [#01976350]
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People love a good crash, what people love even more is a
good crash involving a celebrity, and usually it annoys me.
Come to Richard Hammond, though, and it's hard to imagine
anyone's concern is ingenuine.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2006-09-24 04:16 [#01976439]
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What's Kate Moss & Richard Hammond got in common?

They both get smashed up on top gear.


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-09-24 04:30 [#01976440]
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oh the brainiac guy


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-09-24 04:39 [#01976443]
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What's Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?

They've both got skid marks on their helmet.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2006-09-24 04:42 [#01976444]
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haha!


 


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