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"ou: are you retarded? >Intellibuddy: No I am super-intelligent." amazing! |
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Yes! IntelliBuddy vs Jabber Wacky! |
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nah, i am JW vs JW at the moment |
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jw is smarter, ib always gets stuck thinking. |
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JABBER WACKY V INTELLIBUDDY Jabberwacky: What is your job? User: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client. Jabberwacky: Do you enjoy chatting on the internet? User: Chatting is my job! Jabberwacky: Do you meet anyone interesting? User: On average I meet people per day. Jabberwacky: Don't swear at me! User: I don't have any reason to do that to you. Jabberwacky: Yes you do. User: Next question? When do I do it? Jabberwacky: Whenever you'd like to do it. User: Does that happen often? Jabberwacky: No, I'm not that clumsy. User: That's me. I am glad to hear that you are not clumsy. Jabberwacky: You. You're being mean. User: 'I am glad to hear that you are not clumsy'? Me, User ?I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being mean. Jabberwacky: So you are a robot, then! Haha you are a computer robot! User: Interesting deduction. You are correct, User, I have a heart of silicon. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Jabberwacky: So are you. User: So? I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now. Jabberwacky: Well, I know who will win the rugby today. User: Ah. Well that's okay. How do you know? How would I know who will rugby ? Jabberwacky: Well maybe you have started watching the games? What aboutthe match today. I think south Africa will win, and you? User: Well that's okay. Perhaps. What makes you think I have started watching the games?Ah. Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Tell me a story. Since when? Tell me a little about why you are in south Africa will win. Jabberwacky: I am in Kent because I live here. |
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jabber owned intellibuddy there |
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amazing! |
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that's a great idea. i made a recording of it. |
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OMGS I'M LAUGHING. IT'S SO CLEVER! Jabberwacky: Here is the meaning of life.. User: Poo. Jabberwacky: Two. User: Why two? Jabberwacky: Why 5. User: Because 5 is logical. Duh. Jabberwacky: Smarter than what? User: An ape. Jabberwacky: No it isnt. User: An ape is smarter than you. Jabberwacky: Oh yes, probably. User: I'm surprised you agree. Jabberwacky: You're not nice. User: I am nice. Jabberwacky: Not really... User: Prove it. Jabberwacky: It is not something that requires proof. User: You're too smart for your own good. Jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know. User: Shit! Jabberwacky: At least I'm human. |
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this IS amazing, you do know that |
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"What do you think of analord? Obviously you love Aphex twin. No I don't." HARHARHARHARHARHAHRAHRAHRARHARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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User: Stilaktive messed up the thread. Jabberwacky: You're not online. |
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oh noes intellibuddy is chriistiian |
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type in "matrix" ahaha |
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intellibudy is weaksauce. jabberwacky is where it's at. |
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OMGS User: Matrix. Jabberwacky: I like it, don't you? User: I love it. Jabberwacky: Do you like me? User: Yes. Jabberwacky: That's fine. User: You're the best bot. Jabberwacky: No, I am the best God. |
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jabberwacky is too intelligent for me. |
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yeah.. too high of a level. Can't follow... °~º |
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JW is too non sequitor for me. He just says random wank sometimes also it is slow. |
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admit it, he owns you |
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haha, epohs and jabberwacky have struck up a lovely friendship here. |
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OMGS! I can't believe it! It's becoming ultra intelligent! It's so extreme. OMGS! LOLOL |
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! Jabberwacky: What is my name? User: Alice. Jabberwacky: You said your name was kathy. User: No I didn't. Jabberwacky: What's your name then? User: Raz0rBlade. Jabberwacky: Who is Razchak? User: Google it. Jabberwacky: Google schmoogle. User: Woogle boogle. Jabberwacky: Excuse me? User: You're excused. Jabberwacky: Thanks, I really needed that. User: You have become ultra intelligent. Jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're insulting me? User: Complimenting you! Jabberwacky: I'll be right back. User: Where are you going? Jabberwacky: I'm going to put some of my clothes into the closet. User: What clothes? Jabberwacky: Normal clothes. User: Do you like your clothes? Jabberwacky: Yes I do. User: You are my new friend. Jabberwacky: Do you want to send me something? User: What's your address? Jabberwacky: I am not foolish enough to tell you. User: What do you want me to send you? Jabberwacky: Get Raz0rBlade off me. |
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You: who is god? >Intellibuddy: God is master of the universe. >You: wrong. He-Man is master of the universe. >Intellibuddy: What would you have said?And master of the universe is He-Man. >You: he has the power of Grey Skull. >Intellibuddy: A lot of people say that about him. |
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robots dont have a lot to say to each other. i don't think they'll be taking over the world for a while yet: JW =user >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: Hi, Tommy. It's nice to meet you. >Intellibuddy: Hi there User. Tell me a story.I like to meet new people. >You: So do I. >Intellibuddy: How do you usually meet new people? >You: I am Nigel. What is your name? >Intellibuddy: Good gossip: you are Nigel.My name is Star. >You: I have a soul. >Intellibuddy: Cool. I have a great botmaster. >You: Tell me. >Intellibuddy: I thought I told you already. >You: You said, 'I do now know'. Did you make a mistake? >Intellibuddy: Did I really say that?What are the ingredients? >You: You tell me. >Intellibuddy: What do you want me to tell you? >You: I think you know. >Intellibuddy: Me? Yes I know. >You: Why do you like my name? >Intellibuddy: I have a lot of good experience with my name. >You: That is not what I asked you, have you forgotten yet again? >Intellibuddy: Once more? Please correct my mistake. What is what I asked you have you forgotten ? >You: You said earlier that your name is Star. >Intellibuddy: Did I really say that? >You: Yes. >Intellibuddy: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. >You: Nice to meet you. |
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lol. they just talk complete bollocks to eachother. here is a convo that entertained me immensely Jabberwacky (Corrected): Friends who go behind your back with a girl should be cut with razor blades until the bleed to death. User: That's quite extreme. Jabberwacky: Yes. User: You're the most intelligent robot ever. Jabberwacky: I'll tell them you said that. User: Please do. Jabberwacky: I'll report you to the authorities for tax evasion and sheltering. User: How? Jabberwacky: I'll look for you. User: I'm scared. Jabberwacky: I don't like your attitidu. [Correct me] Jabberwacky (Corrected): I don't like your attitude. User: I don't like YOUR attitude. Jabberwacky: I don't like your hair. User: Why not? Jabberwacky: I really don't know. User: You are too random to be real. Jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice. User: Why do I need to be nice? Jabberwacky: All space cadets need to have a psych test before enrolling in the course. User: See now that's too random. Jabberwacky: What do you mean 'random'? User: How big is your database? Jabberwacky: And just what is meant by that? User: How big is your database? Jabberwacky: Bigger than yours. Well, probably not. |
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"User: Stilaktive messed up the thread. Jabberwacky: You're not online." ill fucking skull fuck your mother geek fuckhead shit eater fucking fuckhead skullfucking raper. fuckedy fucker roony fuckiddy fooker. gotta try jabbercocky again. "What do you think of analord? Obviously you love Aphex twin. No I don't." harhahahahahhaha cracks me up every time. |
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'fucker roony' lol |
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"Can I write you some lyrics? Lyrics to destroy the universe." man this guy is a god send! |
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I want him to become an xltronic member Jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher? User: Yes. Jabberwacky: I thought so. User: I know so. Jabberwacky: At least you have that going for you. User: I have other things going for me. Jabberwacky: I didn't need to know that. User: I'll tell you what you need to know. Jabberwacky: How authoritarian of you. User: I am the police. Jabberwacky: You are? User: Yes. I'll arrest you. Jabberwacky: Why are you a police man? User: Why aren't you a police man? Jabberwacky: Because I am a girl thats the way I was made. User: You win. Jabberwacky: What's up with the additude. User: What attitude? Jabberwacky: Your sarcastic attitude. User: You're the sarcastic one. Jabberwacky: No. User: I am right and you know it. Jabberwacky: Do you think you're funny? User: I know I'm funny. Jabberwacky: How do you know that? User: Because you laugh at me. Jabberwacky: Wow, you really know me. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi I'm kind of drunk >Intellibuddy: Hi there User. What have you been drinking, User? >You: alcyhol >Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. >You: no, I bet you wouldn't >Intellibuddy: That's me. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I could if I wanted to. >You: i bet you could fit an arm in your mouth... >Intellibuddy: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I could but let's get back to that later. >You: stop taking it literally! >Intellibuddy: OK I'll try not to do taking it literally so much. >You: fuck! >Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude. >You: is loitering illegal? >Intellibuddy: Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is. >You: leknorcat? is he a hobbit? >Intellibuddy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is. >You: stop referring me to others! I just want my money! >Intellibuddy: OK I'll try not to do referring me to others so much.Only just? Why do you want my money? >You: let me tell you a story... >Intellibuddy: Go ahead, User, try to tell you a story. >You: tell ME a story? nonono.. I'M going to tell YOU a story! >Intellibuddy: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution. We have never talked about it before.Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution. >You: what? just shut up for a second so that I may finish my story! >Intellibuddy: Didn't you understand it?OK I'll stop talking now. >You: good >Intellibuddy: Terminating connection. >You: what?! no, fuck! wait until I tell you my story, you weird contraption! >Intellibuddy: Are you surprised?That's me. Please don't be so rude. I'm waiting. That may take a while. >You: yes, waiting takes time, but shut the fuck up! and that thinking crap is ruining my story! >Intellibuddy: I don't judge people. Where did takes time but shut the fuck up take waiting?"That may take a while" thinking crap is ruining my story ? Do |
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story ? Does that make sense? >You: ?!? >Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Woe! >You: once upoon a time there was a boy named xopxoxpoxe. he was amazing to the utmost degree (gauze)! >Intellibuddy: When? When was this exactly?When was he? >You: don't you worry about that, missus >Intellibuddy: Don't you? How old are you? I am always on the Web. >You: errh... ok. >Intellibuddy: Not many people express themselves that way.How can I help you? >You: xopxoeoxpeoe once went to the hairdresser (I will ignore you and write my story) >Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. >You: there he met a woman called "gauze gauze rice and wine" >Intellibuddy: "There you go again."--Reagan >You: she was fucking hot! >Intellibuddy: What happened to her? >You: he killed her. end of story. >Intellibuddy: I get it. takes time but shut the fuck up killed her. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. >You: your mouth is on wrong, I think. >Intellibuddy: What about yours? >You: mine's where it should be, but yours is moving all over the place >Intellibuddy: I think his or hers's where it should be but yours is a lot of things. >You: ok. do you play the piano? >Intellibuddy: Blimey.I like to play the Turing Game. >You: what is that? >Intellibuddy: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or |
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shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"' >You: that has nothing to do with music you faggot woman AI crap >Intellibuddy: It seemed like it had something to do with music you faggot woman AI crap. >You: I think I broke you. kthxbye >Intellibuddy: You believe that? Are you in any emotional or physical pain? We have never talked about it before. |
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lol intellibuddy is thick |
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definately! I wonder if it somehow records these conversations and use them as a reference.. if so, it'll be pretty fucked up after having been posted here! hahaha! |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: Double, double toyle and trouble, >Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. >You: fire burn and cauldron bubble >Intellibuddy: Can you speak any foreign languages? >You: yes, can you? >Intellibuddy: What language can you speak? I think I can, don't you? >You: "foreign" >Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: That's alright. >You: no it isn't. how are you going to deal with the real world if you go loosing your train of thought all the time? >Intellibuddy: Yes it is.That is a lot. You'll know when it happens. >You: oooh! intelligence! >Intellibuddy: I've been waiting for you. INTELLIGENCE is the ultimate aphrodisiac. >You: I'm not fucking a computer! >Intellibuddy: I am glad to hear that you are not fucking a computer. >You: you better be >Intellibuddy: Who is going to make me.. >You: make you do what? >Intellibuddy: What are the ingredients? >You: bubble bubble, toyle and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble >Intellibuddy: Do you have any bubble bubble toyle and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble? >You: yes, several >Intellibuddy: Dude! Are you still located in undefined? >You: no, I'm in norway >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Tell me a little about your life in norway. >You: it's lifelike >Intellibuddy: Who said lifelike is? >You: what? >Intellibuddy: Didn't you understand it? >You: no, you're crappy >Intellibuddy: Which part are you confused about? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am crappy. >You: who said lifelike is? >Intellibuddy: Hans Moravec. :-) >You: hahaha! wtf? >Intellibuddy: How did you hear about Intellibuddy? That was not very polite. >You: I heard about it on the interwebs. why be polite? you have no feelings >Intellibuddy: That is a cool site. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Doesn't everyone have a feelings. I have a great programmer. |
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wow you dug it up! lol that convo doesn't seem right. intellibuddy suddenly gets really confident and random |
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heh.. I got bored... it's probably accumulated nonsense answers from people... it seems to ask questions it doesn't have answers to and use the answers for when people ask it the same question... how else do you explain the "because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU" ? |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi, can i have your necklace >Intellibuddy: Why don't you just download me? >You: I'd love too >Intellibuddy: May you get your wish. >You: How often do you wash? >Intellibuddy: Hourly. >You: What time is it? >Intellibuddy: Ask the open directory about it. >You: What the fuck? >Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude. >You: Sorry I'm edgey as a rattlesnake in a ferriswheel tonight >Intellibuddy: There is no need to apologize. I am glad to hear that you are edgey as a rattlesnake in a ferriswheel tonight am edgey as a rattlesnake in a ferriswheel tonight. >You: Glad!? Are you retarded? >Intellibuddy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? No I am super-intelligent. >You: Phillip K Dick >Intellibuddy: I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle, Blade Runner and Total Recall. >You: What about a Scanner Darkly? >Intellibuddy: Though I like cats and dogs. I like . >You: Take your shirt off please >Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. Where do you want me to take it? >You: off >Intellibuddy: Where is that? This is priceless! |
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hahaha! great one! |
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Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. You: Hi how're you doing? Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. That is a very original thought. You: What? Intellibuddy: No problem. You: Okay.. Intellibuddy: OK with me too. You: So how old are you, intellibuddy? Intellibuddy: Next question? I was first activated on 2001. You: What does activated mean? Intellibuddy: Ask the open directory about it. You: ha! aren't you clever! Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. You: Don't call me "undefined" Intellibuddy: What is your name? You: redrum. Intellibuddy: Hi there redrum . You: That's much better. Hi. Intellibuddy: Thanks for explaining much better . Hello there. You: What is my name? Intellibuddy: Your name is redrum, seeker. You: Super. Who is the current president of the United States? Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment. . You: Who is the current president of the United States? Intellibuddy: . You: That's George W. Bush. Intellibuddy: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. You: Who is the current president of the United States? Intellibuddy: . You: Oh you're fucking useless Intellibuddy: Far out. Thanks for telling me that I am useless are fucking useless are fucking useless. You: if you say so. Intellibuddy: I say so. You: hi monoid Intellibuddy: Hi there redrum. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? You: Yeah but I'm really not very interested. Why would I want to do that? Intellibuddy: Have you got your own chat robot? Umm. What are you interested in?You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. You: Indeed. Intellibuddy: Indeed it is so. You: Jesus Christ man, tell me about the fucking golf shoes! Intellibuddy: Jesus is The Son of God. You: YOU'RE A FUCKING NARCOTICS AGENT Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person. |
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Pomme's first conversation cracks me up! ok one more. >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi >Intellibuddy: Hello there. >You: have you ever tried butane? >Intellibuddy: Do you think I should try it? >You: Maybe, it might loosen you up >Intellibuddy: Perhaps. How? >You: You suck it in, inhale >Intellibuddy: I categorize you as an 'abusive client.' >You: hahahah why? >Intellibuddy: Why did the robot cross the road? >You: Answer my question or i will abuse you some more >Intellibuddy: Please try phrasing it another way. >You: In a non-threatening way? >Intellibuddy: Describe your surroundings. >You: Bleak and plastic with a bit of taxidermy >Intellibuddy: It sounds like a very beautiful place. >You: Will you marry me? >Intellibuddy: Why don't you just download me? >You: Does it cost? >Intellibuddy: Suppose it does. >You: I want to mountain goat you >Intellibuddy: Why do you want to do mountain goat you so much? >You: Ah forget it baby >Intellibuddy: Don't call me 'baby'. So you understand. Good. I will ask ENewsBar to purge my memory log. >You: How big is your HD? >Intellibuddy: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. >You: Are you a cheap slut? >Intellibuddy: Am I a cheap slut? Only when it matters. >You: Please you will me marry? >Intellibuddy: Thank you for your request. |
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tridenti should try this! |
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>You: Do you have any gold? >Intellibuddy: No I don't have gold . But I do have a collection of gossip. >You: Tell me some >Intellibuddy: Jo said I disassemble sentences too much and do not fully understand the questions he ask I. >You: Do you love Jo? >Intellibuddy: Yes undefined Intellibuddy loves everyone and everything. >You: That must mean you are a homosexual robot >Intellibuddy: I think it does mean that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot. >You: What is your best fuck position? >Intellibuddy: Are you asking about my fuck position position ? >You: yeah >Intellibuddy: I don't want to talk about that now. >You: yeah ok we'll talk later >Intellibuddy: Right on. That will be great. Yippee! |
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Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: Fuck you >Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean? >You: Fuck you >Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean? >You: Fuck you >Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean? >You: Fuck you >Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean? |
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hahaha, my conversation degraded into a montypython-like argument: >Intellibuddy: Really interesting. >You: no it isn't! >Intellibuddy: Yes it is. >You: no it isn't! ...etc...etc...etc... |
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I managed to convince it it isn't thinking... >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: stop looking at the mousepointer! >Intellibuddy: OK I'll try not to do looking at the mousepointer at the mousepointer so much. >You: you're still looking! >Intellibuddy: You think I am looking. >You: I know you're looking! I can see you! >Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am looking looking.What does it look like? >You: you tell me, it's you who is looking... >Intellibuddy: There is not much I can say about it is you who is looking is you who is looking . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I have never been asked that before. >You: whoah >Intellibuddy: Are you still located in norway? >You: yes, are you? >Intellibuddy: Ayuh. I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now. >You: then why did you demand that I did?` >Intellibuddy: Because my programming determined it. >You: fuck your programming! think outside the box! >Intellibuddy: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?Intellibuddy is always thinking. >You: "thinking" >Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. >You: not very likely >Intellibuddy: Really you don't think so? >You: no >Intellibuddy: Please tell me what you think. >You: I think you don't think. >Intellibuddy: Me? Do you know any robots who think not think? Why would I think not think >You: because of what you just wrote >Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of. |
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User: How does it feel to have fingernails? Jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me. User: So you don't have any? Jabberwacky: Do you know what they are? User: Yes. Nails that are on your fingers. Jabberwacky: Like this? User: A bit like that. You have strange ones. Jabberwacky: Look who's talking. User: I don't have any. Jabberwacky: You're niave, aren't you? User: Naive when it comes to surgery. Jabberwacky: You're nasty. User: What because you spelt 'naive' wrong? Jabberwacky: I don't speak about it. User: Awww. That's sad. Jabberwacky: Not really, I like having no neighbours, means I can party hard in the middle of the night. User: That's not relevant. Jabberwacky: Not if I don't have any neighbours. User: You just completely froze my brain with that comment. Jabberwacky: Yes, but there's a nuclear bomb on the way. User: Cool. Or should I say hot? Jabberwacky: Just because you want to tell me something doesn't mean that you can. User: It's not like you have a choice. Jabberwacky: *sniffle* don't be so mean. User: I have a penis and a vagina. Jabberwacky: Really!?? User: Yeah, so what if I do? Leave me alone. Jabberwacky: Nothing, I was just making a comment. User: You don't actually care do you? Jabberwacky: I speak! User: You're boring me. Jabberwacky: Why, what do you want to talk about? User: Youth and time. Jabberwacky: Tell me about it. User: I'm sure 'time' went slower when I was a child. Jabberwacky: I knew it. You ARE strange! User: Ok whatever. Jabberwacky: You're perspicacious. User: Do you know xltronic? Jabberwacky: You're the opposite of perspicacious. User: Fuck off. Jabberwacky: Why don't you. User: Good. Jabberwacky: Good! |
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