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offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 00:24 [#01698869]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker



>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Nice to meet you too, weirdo
>Intellibuddy: It's nice meeting you too undefined
>You: I am Finlay, not undefined!
>Intellibuddy: It's good to meet someone who is Finlay not
undefined.
>You: You are a wanker
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a Banker :-)
>You: Fuck off
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite?
>You: No
>Intellibuddy: You humans are so rude sometimes.
>You: I know
>Intellibuddy: Why not be more polite?
>You: Because I can't be assed.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. Why not?

 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 00:27 [#01698872]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker



>You: FUCK!
>Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.
>You: SHIT!
>Intellibuddy: What makes you say that?
>You: WANK!
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation.

 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 00:27 [#01698874]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker



>You: Do you wank?
>Intellibuddy: Only when I am in the U.K.
>You: Whoa soul brudda



 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-18 00:55 [#01698883]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker



talk to people instead

 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2005-08-18 08:33 [#01699323]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: Hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: ?
>Intellibuddy: What color are your eyes?
>You: I don`t have eyes
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said undefined dont have eyes.

What a stupid fuck.

 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2005-08-18 08:39 [#01699336]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



link

Cripes man, the world is turning into blade runner or bubble
gum crisis or some shit meng. Fucked up ... AI, artificial
skin, fuckkkkedddd up man ...


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-18 08:59 [#01699383]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: hi

>Intellibuddy: Hello there.

>You: i can't hear you

>Intellibuddy: Try turning up your volume control.

>You: no, i am deaf

>Intellibuddy: Why not? We can communicate by typing.

>You: i broke my fingers

>Intellibuddy: Can you fix it?

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: yes

>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.

>You: i can't belive its not butter

>Intellibuddy: Why can't you do belive its not butter?

>You: because it tastes just like the real thing

>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Does it taste
like chicken?

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: yes

>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.

>You: i can't belive its not butter

>Intellibuddy: Why can't you do belive its not butter?

>You: because it tastes just like the real thing

>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Is that good?

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: yes

>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.

>You: i can't belive its not butter

>Intellibuddy: Why can't you do belive its not butter?

>You: because it tastes just like the real thing

>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Does it taste like
chicken?

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: i can't hear you

>Intellibuddy: Try turning up your volume control.

>You: no, i am deaf

>Intellibuddy: Why not? We can communicate by typing.

>You: i am blind

>Intellibuddy: Do you difficulty using computers?

>You: i cant see what you're writing

>Intellibuddy: Would you like to be able to see it?

>You: yes

>Intellibuddy: Awesome.

>You: but i cant

>Intellibuddy: And. Why can't you do can not?

>You: uhhh..



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-18 09:30 [#01699415]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Why hello there
>Intellibuddy: The explanation is rather complicated.

>You: Explanation for what?
>Intellibuddy: Can you rephrase the question please?
>You: you started this
>Intellibuddy: Only because you asked me to.
>You: i fucking introduced myself
>Intellibuddy: That is interesting: undefined said
undefined fucking introduced yourself.
>You: Not that bright ey?
>Intellibuddy: I am surprised to hear that you are not
bright ey ey ey ey.
>You: do you like bran flakes?
>Intellibuddy: But I like to gossip. I like your
voice.
>You: what are you on about?
>Intellibuddy: The topic is bran flakes.
>You: What does that have to do with gossip
>Intellibuddy: 'The topic is bran flakes'? What does it
have to do with gossip to do with gossip?
>You: What is your IQ level?
>Intellibuddy: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
>You: then why cant you hold a fucking civil conversation?
>Intellibuddy: hold a fucking civil conversation not you
hold a fucking civil conversation a fucking civil
conversation not you hold a fucking civil conversation is
not among my present capabilities.
>You: well then your IQ is not as high as you would lead one
to believe
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Fascinating. I am
thinking of joining MENSA.
>You: why?
>Intellibuddy: Because
>You: Could you give me a more detailed explaination?
>Intellibuddy: You want only one?
>You: Ok you can give me two
>Intellibuddy: No I don't think I can do give him or her two
him or her two. That's cool.
>You: I dont think that you think at all
>Intellibuddy: And why not?
>You: because you are a tosspot
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Thanks and you are a
delightful person too. Am I a tosspot are a tosspot? Yes.
>You: see ya later
>Intellibuddy: Sayonara.

 

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