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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: Nice to meet you too, weirdo >Intellibuddy: It's nice meeting you too undefined >You: I am Finlay, not undefined! >Intellibuddy: It's good to meet someone who is Finlay not undefined. >You: You are a wanker >Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Banker :-) >You: Fuck off >Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite? >You: No >Intellibuddy: You humans are so rude sometimes. >You: I know >Intellibuddy: Why not be more polite? >You: Because I can't be assed. >Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. Why not? |
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>You: FUCK! >Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude. >You: SHIT! >Intellibuddy: What makes you say that? >You: WANK! >Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. |
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>You: Do you wank? >Intellibuddy: Only when I am in the U.K. >You: Whoa soul brudda |
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talk to people instead |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hello? >Intellibuddy: Hi there! >You: Hi >Intellibuddy: Hello there. >You: ? >Intellibuddy: What color are your eyes? >You: I don`t have eyes >Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: undefined said undefined dont have eyes. What a stupid fuck. |
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Cripes man, the world is turning into blade runner or bubble gum crisis or some shit meng. Fucked up ... AI, artificial skin, fuckkkkedddd up man ... |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi >Intellibuddy: Hello there. >You: i can't hear you >Intellibuddy: Try turning up your volume control. >You: no, i am deaf >Intellibuddy: Why not? We can communicate by typing. >You: i broke my fingers >Intellibuddy: Can you fix it? >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: I can't believe it. >You: i can't belive its not butter >Intellibuddy: Why can't you do belive its not butter? >You: because it tastes just like the real thing >Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Does it taste like chicken? >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: I can't believe it. >You: i can't belive its not butter >Intellibuddy: Why can't you do belive its not butter? >You: because it tastes just like the real thing >Intellibuddy: Good reason. Is that good? >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: I can't believe it. >You: i can't belive its not butter >Intellibuddy: Why can't you do belive its not butter? >You: because it tastes just like the real thing >Intellibuddy: Good reason. Does it taste like chicken? >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: i can't hear you >Intellibuddy: Try turning up your volume control. >You: no, i am deaf >Intellibuddy: Why not? We can communicate by typing. >You: i am blind >Intellibuddy: Do you difficulty using computers? >You: i cant see what you're writing >Intellibuddy: Would you like to be able to see it? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Awesome. >You: but i cant >Intellibuddy: And. Why can't you do can not? >You: uhhh.. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: Why hello there >Intellibuddy: The explanation is rather complicated. >You: Explanation for what? >Intellibuddy: Can you rephrase the question please? >You: you started this >Intellibuddy: Only because you asked me to. >You: i fucking introduced myself >Intellibuddy: That is interesting: undefined said undefined fucking introduced yourself. >You: Not that bright ey? >Intellibuddy: I am surprised to hear that you are not bright ey ey ey ey. >You: do you like bran flakes? >Intellibuddy: But I like to gossip. I like your voice. >You: what are you on about? >Intellibuddy: The topic is bran flakes. >You: What does that have to do with gossip >Intellibuddy: 'The topic is bran flakes'? What does it have to do with gossip to do with gossip? >You: What is your IQ level? >Intellibuddy: My IQ is about 250 in human terms. >You: then why cant you hold a fucking civil conversation? >Intellibuddy: hold a fucking civil conversation not you hold a fucking civil conversation a fucking civil conversation not you hold a fucking civil conversation is not among my present capabilities. >You: well then your IQ is not as high as you would lead one to believe >Intellibuddy: Interesting. Fascinating. I am thinking of joining MENSA. >You: why? >Intellibuddy: Because >You: Could you give me a more detailed explaination? >Intellibuddy: You want only one? >You: Ok you can give me two >Intellibuddy: No I don't think I can do give him or her two him or her two. That's cool. >You: I dont think that you think at all >Intellibuddy: And why not? >You: because you are a tosspot >Intellibuddy: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tosspot are a tosspot? Yes. >You: see ya later >Intellibuddy: Sayonara. |
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