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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-14 17:10 [#01142987]
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*l


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-14 17:11 [#01142990]
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getting all emotional, like.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-14 17:13 [#01142994]
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he was exciting at first. now he isn't, well, exciting
anymore.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-14 17:14 [#01142998]
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funny how people still think this thread is about whether
vsnares is good or not.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-14 17:20 [#01143016]
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well, in that case the title of the thread is deceiving!

on topic:
what the hell is this thread about, then?


 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2004-04-14 17:20 [#01143017]
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funny how you still think that people still think this
thread is about whether vsnares is good or not.



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-04-14 17:46 [#01143071]
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Um, I like abrasive music if its good. Case in point: "A
Shocking Hobby"

Its funny how people will come up with every excuse to
defend their point (myself included).

But I would like to rant on Snares a bit:

WITBOAS, was better than most of his other albums, but there
is nothing new in it, and the lyrics are complete
overly-gothy bullshit. There were a few good tracks, but
please, his style is overrated bigtime and listening to it
is more of a annoying workout than an enjoyable music
experience. Vsnares is definatly not the most talked about
person (do a search for Aphex, Autechre, and BOC) and it
should stay that way. Hes just some underground artist with
a gimmick that you are drooling over because you like to be
'down' with 'hardcore' 'drill'nbass'. To prove this point
further, he lacks traditional music composition skills as
can be easily determined by his melodies and lack of
counter-melodies.
Heres a guide on how to make your music sound like Snares:

1. Start song with a cheesy horror movie sample and/or fast
drill beat.
2. Continue 'random' beat
3. Add a melody with 3 notes
4. repeat
5. add some more cheesy samples if you didn't put enough at
the beginning.
6. End track.

Feel free to change the order of events as you see fit.

OH GEE I WONDER WHAT HIS NEXT ALBUM WILL SOUNDS LIKE!!!!?

1. Chopped up amen break with cheesy samples
2. Chopped up cheesy breaks with amen samples
3. Noise
4. Annoying Noise
5. Crap

______________

Anyways, I believe that Aphex and Squarepusher do a way
better job at doing similar music. At least they know how to
string basslines and chord progressions in a far more
interesting manner that not only keeps me from throwing my
stereo out the window, but they actually make me feel some
sort of emotion other than "rage". Ta.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-14 17:48 [#01143073]
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tibbar finds threads like these annoying. it was meant as an
example.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-14 17:48 [#01143074]
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funny how you are not.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-14 17:50 [#01143081]
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if you had something to say about vsnares you should have
started a new thread...cuz obviously this thread isn't about
vsnares, although it might seem that way 8-)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-14 17:51 [#01143083]
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i see...hmm, well, tibbar is confused!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-14 17:52 [#01143086]
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perhaps.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-14 17:54 [#01143091]
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I blame Ceri!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-04-14 18:19 [#01143173]
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too bad. I've allready started plenty of threads about sucky
music.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-14 18:24 [#01143194]
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8===================O


 

offline thecrimsonguard from ∞ (United States) on 2004-04-15 06:31 [#01143672]
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i'm eating rice


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-15 06:34 [#01143676]
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omg you sux completely bongslchlongs yuo lameass idiot

vnsarse islikethe best omg he makes such kickass tunes


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-15 06:36 [#01143679]
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LAZY_LINK ME TO VSNARES' MUSIC NOW!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-15 06:39 [#01143682]
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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-15 06:40 [#01143683]
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"that seems to be the GIST of it"


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-15 06:44 [#01143686]
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HAHA

HA . HAHA, Aha.z HA HAHA ah HAahah HAa hahaHAAH haH
GA gist.


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offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2004-04-15 06:44 [#01143687]
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abrassive, very abrassive...

very difficult listen, well from everything that i've heard,
noise isn't my bag.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-15 06:45 [#01143689]
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oh.. vsnares = noise?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-15 06:46 [#01143690]
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I agree completely with weatheredstoner on this one, dont
really have anything to add to what he said.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-15 06:48 [#01143691]
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yeah I agree with you and WS.
Most of his work is uninspireing.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-15 06:48 [#01143692]
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are you gonna shut up now or do i have to take a dump in
your mouth?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-15 06:48 [#01143693]
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can't you.. like.. add a noun?


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-04-15 07:01 [#01143727]
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i made a thread about how i dont l;ike vsnares too. i've
said that hes overrated and he is boring.
and i was called prick and whatever...
THAT'S funny, tibbar should be happy that he wasnt called
like that here


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-15 07:01 [#01143731]
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is it noise or is it not noise?


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-04-15 07:05 [#01143742]
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nah, its not


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-15 07:07 [#01143747]
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oh. then.. if anyone has a link, I'd like to check it out so
that I can form my own opinion instead of reading all of
this shit.


 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2004-04-15 07:09 [#01143751]
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i'm just saying from everything i've heard... i found it
very abrassive, and thats not my thing.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-04-15 07:11 [#01143759]
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try slsk


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-15 07:14 [#01143767]
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thats because you were acting like an idiot and tibbars 1st
post is just a parody of that


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-15 07:14 [#01143768]
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haven't got slsk. nor have I got any other filesharing
program, as I, on my computer at home only have 56k, and
right now, I'm at work.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-04-15 07:27 [#01143807]
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thank you, allmighty, shame you are nice on private convo's


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-04-15 10:06 [#01144127]
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You all suck.

It makes me proud to be here :')


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-04-15 11:04 [#01144214]
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yeah vsnares sucks.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-04-15 11:13 [#01144223]
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vsnares fans aren't into his music so much for the
melodies,

the drums are technichally and musically profound, that's
what vsnares fans listen for, it's not random, random drums
sound crap, it's really well done drum programming,


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-04-15 11:16 [#01144224]
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TELL IT BROTHER!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-04-15 11:59 [#01144297]
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TELL IT BROTHER!


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-04-15 12:01 [#01144303]
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TELL IT SISTER!


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-04-15 12:35 [#01144378]
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I concur.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-15 12:36 [#01144382]
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ITS WELCH, NOT FRENCH


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-04-15 12:39 [#01144393]
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Is welch like a welsh belch?


 


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