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No thanks, I'll have some !!! |
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Are you sure that's what you're pouring? |
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nice recovery :D |
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I'm a sucker for fancy bottles... |
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oh yes? |
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yes, darling |
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Wedgewood, eh..? |
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uh uh |
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pip pip |
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lol |
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*drags himself into smoking room* *hacks up another tumor* *fires up a lucky strike* sup fellahs? |
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*sticks on some low key jazz and stares through the smokey haze* "two fingers of burbon please" |
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anyone care for a quick puff? |
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Excuse me!? Do you mean a "gay"..? |
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*pulls up a chair, sits back and lights a very undelicious A One 7.5 cent cigarette* anybody wanna let me bum one? |
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Sorrrry i'm late, the Jag just won't starrt in this cold. |
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no, that would be a poof. |
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Oh. *desperately trying to hide disappointment* |
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*walks in with the biggest cigar ever made* Hello. |
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I've got a new sign for the door! |
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*walks in with one of those pink 'its-a-girl' bubblegum cigars* cheerio fellows! |
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FANTASTIC! |
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Once again you have gone top trump on my ass. |
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Anyone up for a mull then? |
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which is to be expected, in this smoking room decorated with a ridiculous amount of lovers seats in gaudy pinks and oranges.. |
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But of course! |
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*adjusts hair piece* This makes me look 20 years younger! |
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:*( I wish the smoking room were real. |
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I say. |
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I'm in love. |
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hmm hmm.. yes. thought i'd drop by for a snifter of bourbon. hmm.. yes.. hmm.. snifter.. yes. |
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does anyone, per chance, carry a small box of snuff, per chance? |
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oh MY, that IS a big cigar!! I wonder why you don't just ballywell topple over! |
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I have a small box of fluff. I will give it to you for free, no problem. But you'll have to come to me and get it, I don't have time to drop it off at your place. |
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and now, ladies and gentlemen, the entertainment! mr Key_Secret here will give a rendition of such operatic classics as "The Marriage of Figaro" by Jeff Mozart, accompanied by mr Fleemouse on piano, if he can be arsed and isn't pissed as a small lake. |
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no problem. here's the ensemble. |
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a woman and negroid in the smoking room? this simply will not do, oh no, this will not do at all. |
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Tsk! |
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*cough!* this here smoking room is a capital idea old beans. ughh... i hate mondays. |
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hahaha |
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what are superkings like? i got 500 from a man in a pub cause they were cheap, they'd better be ok.. |
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They're a bit longer. I used to smoke them. People say they're a bit strong but I had no problem. Probably because i started off on the fuckers. |
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i usually smoke embassy no. 1. i don't think anything can be harsh after that but you get used to one strength and it becomes the norm |
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Nice room! This is my brand: |
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I pooped on |
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charming. |
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well i feel quite sick at this blatant abuse of the room i shall say good day to gentlemen |
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oh bugger ive made boo boo that should say 'you' after to terribly sorry chaps i shall give myself a dam good thrashing and no mistake |
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