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shit. tudor pubs galore. but the pussy was of a higher quality than in scotland so i was happy. i went down to london and i paid £60 for this lapdance with the most delightful black chick i've ever seen. her skin was like satin. i came in my pants and it was worth every penny. she seemed quite happy with it as well. |
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It's all a hole at the end of the day, may as well be apple pie |
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There are some nice birds in Bedford at times but still think the place sucks. I hope you didn't get dragged into Esquires! I can see the carnage if you did...... Good to know you enjoyed your lapdance. Jar: You sound like Juice Terry mate! |
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hey man, i went to essies. it was the fucking nuts, man. sticky floors, loose tarts, and i get a quick fumble on the dancefloor with some young hottie. don't slag essies. |
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Well I know you liked them young Bill but I thought Esquires was a bit TOO young! It's full of 13 year olds! |
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hey man, she looked 18. and i'll tell the police the same thing. |
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tsk...tsk.....I'd phone a decent lawyer!! :D |
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Fair play to ya. |
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fuck it man. jerry lee lewis. bill wyman. rock n roll to the core. i'm just following in that tradition. it's not like i fucked her or anything. she was a tight bodied honey and that's all that matters in my opinion. |
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I ain't judging Bill. You forgot Gary Glitter though and that King bloke..... |
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what the fuck? have i got to ask for birth certificates before i snog some bitch. she looked old enough and that is good enough for me. if there's grass on the pitch GAME ON. i reckon she was acualy 19 or 20 once i think about it. |
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If she's old enought to bleed she's bleeding old enough? |
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aye Leonard. game on and that |
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aw right cuntbaws. ye recognise the picture. dae ye wat a prize or summit? |
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Aye Leonard. Prize and that. fuckin tube |
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leonard was the nuts. |
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He was a bit of a sac an aw. bit of a bawhair if ye ask me. Risin damp my arse. |
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Naw kiddin on. He was funny for an english cunt. heh heh |
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rsie and fucking fall of reginald fucking perrin man. 2001 a space oddessey. whit's the cunt no done? |
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Terminator 3. He didnae say "I'm back" which is a great shame, coz he could have made the part his own. Pity he carped it in his dressin room eh? aye see, I watched the documentary. I know my Rossiters from my Schofields I'll tell ye. |
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phillip? |
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But of course. How many other Schofields ye know? Incidentally, I think he's a complete cunt. Winning lines my arse. |
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i don't want tae alarm ye mate, but ah think he might be a buffty. |
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Dhaka asdic kelp eloped elastic |
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Pretty fuked this thread, truly bizzare |
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broken fibulas, it is engaged, waffle irony |
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Enemy too, bleed my isotopes and scotch my algebra! |
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cognoscente infraction, mingy deuteronomy sans-homepathy albeit coquettish |
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*homeo |
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Just to update you on my oriental investigation if you're interested, which you're probably not, but fuck it, i'm going to tell you anyway. I took Pai (pronounced pie, figure that one out, it's in the stars, i can tell you) to the candy bar in glasgow. She was quite flirty and all that and seemed impressed by my rock star credibility and all that shit, but when i invited her back to one of my friend's pads for a more private "discussion", she declined. She said she had to get up early tomorrow. Fuck it, i'm not bothered. her and her pal are still coming to the gig and when they do i'm sure i'll be up to my knees in asian pussy. rock on! |
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wake up |
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Well asian chicks have a certain cuteness about them, i'll give you that. |
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I'm not going to respond to anything that bawbag morton says on this board ever again. he's a cancer on this messageboard. now, go on and grass me up, you little wuss. |
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it just seems to me that you all of a sudden think that you're 'all that' since you play in a rockband i for one don't understand why you post info like this here, but it's probably me i'm no rockstar i'm not a cancer either btw |
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i like asians. |
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i love'em :) |
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what band are you in. |
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i prefer illegal immigrants followed by swan pate |
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you'll find out soon enough. |
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how zany and off the wall. Are you a student, perchance? |
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"he's a cancer on this messageboard." > if there is any, it's rather you, bill_hicks... ' _' |
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how will i find out? ill be reading some mag and it will be like "today we interview ________, aka bill_hicks from geeky messageboards, on his involvement in the brilliant band _________" or are you going to have some official announcement on here |
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I think i'm going to cry now. just like that little gonk's avatar. |
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i would kill for new turntables, the pleasure of the doubles |
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bill_hicks > oh, i'm so sorry!! really. i'm touched. |
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wtf band was he in |
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bill_phricks |
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The darkness I would bet. |
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haha old thread. |
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breathtaking. |
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