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I was out with a meal to a chinese restaraunt the other night with me woman. The meal was fantastic ( it was a buffet and i nearly made myself sick ) but what i really noticed was these two beautiful waitresses that were plying us with drinks. I really became obsessed with their little tits and asses and thought to myself "am i missing out on something?". You, see I've never had the pleasure of being with an oriental chick. Am i missing out on a beautiful experience? My mate Dave has and all the information i can get out of him is "It's like silk, mate". Any suggestions? |
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ive been with an oriental girl, tis different id agree, they have sex a bit different.. or the one i did it with did. I dunno.. cultures collide watch out! |
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All the bits are in the right place but smaller if memory serves. |
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Yes, yes you are. If those cartoons are anything to go by they like it in every hole and all at the same time. So hopefully you've got tentacles..... |
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right. You've convinced me. Next time I'm in (without the other half ) I'm gonna give those little chicks one of my winning rock star smiles and see where it leads me from there. They were eyeing me up last time so I'm sure it won't be too much of an effort. I won't push it. Two would be nice, but I'd settle for either one of them. Then i can put another flag into my globe of the world. |
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That's the spirit. |
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just don't say your name is The Duke. |
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There's nothing better than getting into a chick and her screaming "YOU'RE THE DUKE, YOU'RE THE DUKE!". Don't criticise it until you've tried it. Oh, you can't. Because you're not The Duke. |
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no. no.. I can't say I'm The Duke. however, I don't think I could without laughing. |
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hahahaha |
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i have a suggestion, don't refer to asians as 'oriental' that adjective is for food and rugs. |
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this topic is wrong on so many levels. |
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if The Duke makes a topic, it may appearr wrrong, but it is neverr wrrong wrrong. |
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you're wrong there |
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I see. |
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i wanna fuck a chinky too. |
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that's fantastic. |
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yo I hate fucking nerds with asian fetishes.. what makes you think it's any different? when they cum there isnt like an anime, shimmering color cascade behind them and a lush harmony of kotos playing in the background.. get over it already |
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could this topic be more assinine? |
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"5 dollah each! me love you long time!" |
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muaha |
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yeah there is you liar. |
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Thought I'd just update you on the latest. I was in the restaraunt again a few days ago and got chatting to one of the young waitresses. She said that i looked like a rock star and i said she looked cute and stuff. I told her which band i was in and she said that she had heard of us. She's a right trendy young thing. Anyway, we're meeting up tomorrow night for a drink and under the promise that i put her and the other waitress on the guest list for the gig at king tut's. I tell you, with any luck she'll be getting more than a ticket. |
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well i'm sure if you do actually get laid we'll be the first to hear about it |
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good luck, mr. rock star.. ....and watch out for them asian strains of herpes.. |
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not that the delicate oriental flower of female you were describing would have such a thing.. ..but you never know.. |
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Yo bills hicks. 28th yer playin right? What instrument do ya play? |
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well said theo himself... ^^ (and their genitalia isn't mosaicked nor invisible either =P) |
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I play the axe. But those two chicks will be playing my big pink oboe on the 28th. I cannae wait, man. |
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axe wound. Muhuhahha |
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Thats good man. i might come along and rain on yer parade ya know. heh heh. Say in front of her that yer wife is downstairs at the bar or some mince like that. Anythin to be a total cunt. then maybe she'll be puffin on my picollo. ho ho! :) |
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you sunk my battle ship! |
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I don't know whether to push it with this chick on saturday or just wait till the concert so i can have double the pleasure. I really want to try out a bit of the old eastern charm as quickly as possible, so i might hump her tomorrow. Then she could persuade her friend to get involved at Tut's. Right, it's decided. Tomorrow it is. |
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dream on. all you'll be having is a pot noodle and wank. |
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haha just let him be man, this is all part of the sex drugs and rock&roll life he wants us to believe he has since he plays/sings (whatever) in a band i'd become gigolo if i were you hicks, that way you can get chicks even without making music (..i mean wouldn't that be the solution for all of us?) |
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asian is the way to go though |
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you men are awful |
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Their pubes are straight. |
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haha-cute Morton atgmartin-ewwww |
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i want some asian pussy action right now. i'm just beack and i'm a bit pissed but that's ok because tomorrow i'll be balls deep in some delicious piece of asian ass. |
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i'm ashamed of being a male (once again)... this is so ridiculous =/ and so lame also to try to get with asiatic girls just to see if sexual stuff is different with them than with occidental ones - it is even racist in some way!! you're just making yourselves look bad, it was quite funny in the ridicule at first but now it's just going too far. if you want to make it and if they're ok as well, fine, but why do you put a whole thread with this. |
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because i cannae wait for some of that asian pussy. i want some RUGHT NOW. i bet you it's the fucking bomb. |
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i agree uzim, but we probably just don't get it since we're not rockstars.. and he is well.. 'rock'.. well.. 'star'.. anyways, it's cool uzim, don't you see that? |
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how would you know it's the bomb, you probably got nothing to compare it with |
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it's not racist. but it doesn't show a lot of attention paid to ettiquite when you call them 'orientals' oriental is the culture asian is the race |
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i think it's better if this thread is closed |
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what's yer problem morton? Grassing me up again, you little wuss? |
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How was bedford Bill? |
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you sunk my battle ship |
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