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Ah, the common phenomenom of Jizm Blindness ! |
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Apart from my three daily 2,5 hour wanking sessions I have nothing to share with you guys except that time when I was caught wanking on a tractor wearing only a red clown's nose and pokémon oven mittens. |
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It happens to the best of us all. |
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was it a sponsored wank for Comic Relief? :) |
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surrounds story is out of a seinfeld episode - that happened to George Costanza once. |
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No, it was a wanking marathon sponsored by Ronald McDonald House Charities. Those were the days I tell you.... |
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im too lazy to read the tread i just posted :) |
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lol !! |
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they all involve weak toilet paperr. so takes marlowes advice - DON'T buy cheap toilet paperr |
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I have pateneted the Jizz Paper -- it's super absorbant, whilst not sticking to your cock ! bliss !! |
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yeah marlowes here !! |
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sounds like my bed sheets |
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But it doesn't have to be washed. I wonder why the less experienced the person is at masturbating, the better it feels. First time with my left hand was fantastic. And then when my girlfriend does it... well, there's not a word for it yet. Yet my right hand, Mr. Experienced, fails to come close (no pun intended). |
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lol !! |
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- Collect it - Add it when making some ice lollipops - Add it when making some gelatin. Create your own designs and effects. - Distribute your food with those special persons - ENJOY THE SHOW!! |
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I have no idea what's more worrying... that post, or the avatar. |
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neither, it might be his sister, oh god i hope its nothing more than that |
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cumma cumma cumma cumma cumma camelion |
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i'm going to materrbate to an orriental girrl getting fucked. i'll trry and spice it up so i have a storry to tell. |
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your hairy palms tells enough :0) |
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neto's post brought to mind this (http://www.slowlydownward.com/con.html) |
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wow that was disturbingly beautiful |
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he often is |
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wankers |
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my mate joe works in a pub/bar.... in the daytime its a realy quiet place except for all the old men and dole scroungers...... anyhow one day my mate joe has to clean the pub toilets yuk... it gets worse.. whilst hes scrubbing an old man leaves the cubicle next to him so my mate joe goes in to see if it was a mess, on the back of the door the old man had stuck up a page from some porno with his own man gooh!!!!!!!!!! |
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On top of a skijump-hill :P |
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Wristspect... Heh |
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The wanking story that you mention Xammax is possibly the one I told. |
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Yes I think so... Dreadful fuckin story that. |
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there are no muscles in the cock |
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But there are over 8,000 bones. |
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In mine anyway... as well as a pencil and a few paperclips. |
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i've jerked off at every job i've ever had except this one. |
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You know Paul, the taste of your cum reflects what you've consumed recently. Most smoker's cum is pretty bitter. Go suck a non-smoker's cock and tell what you think... if you want to improve the taste of yours, try eating strawberries and/or pineapple before you anticipate wanking/getting head. (or lay off the cigs) Kisses! |
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labor day, more like WANK day HAHAHAHAOMG |
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