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Is your line busy? Phone got a dial tone or not? Call her you dick. It's the practical thing to do. If you don't call her you're making a big deal out of the whole thing and that's foolish. |
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but she is supposed to call me! I even saw her today and she confirmed that. If I call I'm a fucking stalker SWEET MOTHER OF GOD |
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chill man... relax!!! |
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relax man! you're gonna be so tense you're bumbling around into walls and studdering and acting so obviously head over heels. Just chill. of course I've been on like 2 dates my whole life.. but still. Don't be so nervous. If yr friends anyway you've got nothing to prove. :) |
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wow, my worst fucking fears are comming true, wtf is going on here? The chicken is sitting there, ready to go, the fucking pasta is ready to get cooked, and.....................nothing, silence FUCKING SILENCE dear lord, I think, I'm about, to pass out yes, I think I'll do this |
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dont call her for any price let herrr feel bad thats it it doesnt work but man its classy |
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i must be making something out of nothing need to center myself and be calm, calm calm HOW THE MOTHER FUCK CAN I BE CALM IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 SWEET HOLY FUCKING FUCK! *i have officially lost it* |
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call her a bitch tomorrow!! :D |
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this board is hte only thing keeping me from choaking myself on the raw chicken that is left uncooked on the counter......... |
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you're just doing this to hit 1000 points arentcha?! :) Just relax!! it'll be fine |
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perhaps you've forgotton your computer is plugged into the phone line? |
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oh my, she finally called!!!!!!! mother fucker, I was all nervous and shit, she is going to take a shower, then I am picking her up, FUCK FUCK FUCK, i better not fuck this up, ok, Chicken going into oven and shit, and then yeah, MOTHER FUCKER, this is crazy. I told her the waiting made me nervous, and she laughed so cutely, FUCK FUCK FUCK, don't fuck this up boy!!!!!! |
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take some heroin, that'll help you relax |
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now just picture her fondling herself in the shower and that'll help you relax!! :) |
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LOL earth !!! |
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*passes out* |
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this is THE best thread ever, I've been keeping myself up to date every few hours, it's like a xltronic soap opera. Good Luck man I've been there myself, oh wait I'm there right now. |
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blatant's comments are hilarious, so over the top i wonder if this is all just a big joke. btw, her telling you she's about to take a shower is a good sign. |
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"btw, her telling you she's about to take a shower is a good sign. " is it really? Hmmm, interesting... |
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oh damn! shut up about showers, you fuckers are making me nuts. I wish this was a big joke, mother fucker I wish I didn't have gall stones, a hernia, nervous twitch and SWEET SWEET anxiaty (sp?) over this whole ordeal I am picking her up @ 6:45pm, she invited me up to her room, but I said no cuz I was too nervous, was that ok? well, chicken is going into oven, lights are on, but not too bright. Shades open, and heart BEATING FASTER THAN MY BLOOD CAN HANDLE omg omg omg omg omg |
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oh, I made her a card too, it has Gubb's old avatar on it, and it is hella cool, I think.... unless it's stupid I can't fucking get it to print on two sides, so it's a one sided fucking card, FUCK!!!!!!!1111 |
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mmmh so shes a hot thing? no problemmo ull handle it like a good plumber! :D |
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CHICKEN'S IN THE OVEN!!! no turning back now!!! leaving in 2 minutes!@!!!!!!!!! ----- i think the card is super lame now.......MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!1 |
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remember to hide your porn |
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may I ask what music you will use to "set the mood"? suggestions |
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can u still type ur impressions when ull fuck her? real web tv man dont screw that !!! :) |
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HOLY FUCK, I"M LEAVING RIGHT NOW, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG this is going to be the best or worst night ever, I've built this up so fucking much, god be with me! 000000000000 MOTHER FUCK! let's roll! |
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hmm, you prolly shoulda accepted her invitation. she was trying to gague your interest. oh well, don't worry about it. you can show your interest "later" ;-D |
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man 229 posts i hope itll work!!! seriously lol |
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who wants to make a bet on which base he gets to? |
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life is cruel he wont do nothing lol |
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I say second if his hands aren't shaking too much from his overwhelming anxiety |
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for gods sake don't tell her you like idm! |
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I bet she moves in to kiss him and the stupid knob backs off and shakes her hand. |
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haha this thread really is funny.. its almost like he's going on a date for all of us... this messageboard has been involved right from the beginning... i hope if things work out he keeps us updated throughout the relationship.. it would serve as an interesting documentary.. |
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Well I'm emotionally involved. If their budding romance fails I'll be devastated. If they have children I demand visitation rights. |
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shame he didn't set up a webcam |
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w00t looks like i'm set for a while, my closest girl friend (not girlfriend) just said "i swear your the only good man.."!!!! i've been waiting jsut aboot 2 years now for her to finally say something that could hint at us becoming more than friends. now, i know i'm 14 or whatever and don't know fuckall about relationships and girls, but her reason for saying that was "nick, you really know how to treat girls" .... i wanna act on this a little but there was one other time i told her how much i really liked her, and it fucked up a lot between us for a long time. should i assume that me telling her i like her now will have the same effect as it did a year ago? and hope we'll become friends again? or try a different approach. |
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Hey spoonz, don't try and jack the thread. ; ) |
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terribly sorry dood. as soon as i clicked 'post' i realized thats what i'd be doing :-\ |
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HEY GOOD LUCK MANG!!! I wonder how it goes, I hope it all goes well. I think some people need to realize that going out with women isn't like a TEST that you have to do well in or a GAME you gotta beat....they're people too, she could be as nervous as he is (hehe maybe unlikely) and if you just chill out and realise that if you say somethgin dumb it's not the end of the world and she might even be the one to say somethign stupid. I mean I don't really know shit about women except that they're ordinary people liek us guys. I dunno, maybe I'm just a retard. |
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oh man whats that pic on your avatar? it looks so familiar |
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the blockheads! ....from gumby! |
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what's that?!? |
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I feel the same way about a guy,but since I'm a chick,the tables are turned and he just wants to fuck me-go figure. |
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at least you're not clueless aboot how he feels then....unlike Blatant and so many more of us. btw, since you're a girl, i need your quick opinion on my last post. (im not trying to steal the thread!) if you told a guy he "knows how to treat girls" and he's "the only good man left" would you be hinting at more than jsut friendship? |
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------------------------ ------------ ------------------------ ------------ ------------ ------------ ----------------------------------------------------------- ------------- ------------------------------------------------ ------------ ------------------------ ------------------------ ------------ ------------ ------------ IM NOT READING ALL 100 POSTS ABOVE someone fill me in on what happened. |
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it's a damn good read, i suggest you read it, n call it a night. if i hadn't kept up to speed, that's what i'd be doing right now. |
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yesh good read, worth it. blockheads were the "badguys" from gumby. they have sort of always been my fave characters....in the back of my memory..... |
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Ok, well you know her more then I. And seriously remember this:girls make everything known...So if she said that YES it can mean something, or She is just stating a fact- and youre 14, so puppy love is going to happen in the next 3 years--dont DONT be in a relationship. You're a guy, have fun with girls-I wont need to say not to treat them like shit since well your friend told you youre pretty much a great guy =) |
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