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Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism Dude. At LEAST its an ethos. - Big Lebowski |
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"its no longer your film!" mulholland dr |
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olaf, metall... |
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every line in Alien and Aliens is class.... "nobody touch nothin´" "Its not reading right, man!" "Maybe you´re not reading IT right..." "maybe he don´t like the cornbread either!" Bladerunner "Time.............. to die" |
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How can I heal....if I can't....feel time? -Memento |
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Hmm Bladerunner and Big Lebowski getting a lot of mentions. |
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clockwrok Orange too "FOOD!................. alright?" |
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Chong lee, bloodsport: You brake my record, now i brake you, like i brake your friend. *dances round the arena like a freak* |
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seven samurai "i clearly won" "what! no way!... we´ll use real swords and see!!!!" "thats foolish, you will die" "hmph! i refuse to accept you won" "ok ...." |
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"A pervasive hiss of unsettling white noise." signature sound from - eraserhead =0) |
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Duke: there's some kind of machine in the sky. some sort of, well, electric snake, coming right at us. Gonzo: shoot it Duke: not yet, i want to study its habits With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know. Gonzo: Who said anything about sliceing you up man...i was just going to carve a little z in your forhead!!! Duke: Up you pig fucker up!! Gonzo: well...got to go to work...god damn what a bummer!!! All from the best film of all time!!!!!!! |
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"shut up and sit down you big bald fuck" - snatch |
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"i...am....job" -Mrs Doubtfire |
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DUKE HENRY: You sir, are not one of my vassals. Who are you? ASH: Who wants to know? DUKE HENRY: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale. Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people. ASH: well HELLOOOOOOO, MISTER FANCYPANTS!!! I got news for you, pal... you ain't leadin' but two things... Jack and shit. And Jack left town. |
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that was army of darkness, sorry (like i needed to tell anyone). cowboy: there's sometimes a buggy. how many drivers does a buggy have? adam kesher: (snottily) one. cowboy: well then... let's just assume I'M the driver of this here buggy, and if you fix your attitude, you can ride along with me. --- mulholland drive |
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"Don'...f---...wit'...me." signature line from - The Harder They Come =0) |
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"You said wet shirt don't break not piss shirt bend bars!" - Shanghai Noon |
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that's 'It's a pity she won't live, but then again who does?' also 'I want more life ... fucker' |
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"Game over man, it's game over" |
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"We're gonna fuck you up!" "Yeah... well... that's just your opinion... man" |
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"Honey, we don't like nothing soft. Everything we touch is hard." signature line from - Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! |
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FUCK ME YOUR MAJESTY!! Carolyn Burnham being royally fucked by The Real Estate King - American Beauty |
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BEAVIS/CORNHOLIO You have offended my bunghole! FLEMMING (re: seniors) These people know something. I want full cavity searches. Everyone. Go deep on 'em. From: Beavis and Butthead Do AMerica! |
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" The only problem you've got sheriff is a SHORT supply of GUTS" - clint eastwood in High Plains Drifter DAMN!!! |
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Full Metal Jacket "god dammit private pile, it looks like the best part of you ran down your mothers leg and ended up a brown stain on the matress!" |
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Tyrone: I didn't see it there. Vinny: It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It's not a Sosa packet of fu**ing peanuts, is it? Tyrone: It was at a funny angle. Vinny: It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse things come from behind you. |
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"i love these quiet little moments before the storm... it reminds me of beethoven. if you put your ear to the ground, you hear the grass growing... you hear the insects." --gary oldman "the professional" |
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"Let's not suckin' each others dicks just yet" Mr Wolf, Pulp Fiction |
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dead poet's society: Keating: The picture of Uncle Walt up there. What does he remind you of? Don't think. Answer. Go on. Todd: A m-m-madman. Keating: What kind of madman? Don't think about it. Just answer again. Todd: A c-crazy madman. Keating: No, you can do better than that. Free up your mind. Use your imagination. Say the first thing that pops into your head, even if it's total gibberish. Go on, go on. Todd: Uh, uh, a sweaty-toothed madman. Keating: Good God, boy, there's a poet in you, after all. There, close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close 'em. Now, describe what you see. Todd: Uh, I-I close my eyes. Keating: Yes? Todd: Uh, and this image floats beside me. Keating: A sweaty-toothed madman? Todd: A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain. Keating: Oh, that's excellent. Now, give him action. Make him do something. Todd: H-His hands reach out and choke me. Keating: That's it. Wonderful. Wonderful. Todd: And, and all the time he's mumbling. Keating: What's he mumbling? Todd: M-Mumbling, "Truth. Truth is like, like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold." Keating: Forget them, forget them. Stay with the blanket. Tell me about that blanket. Todd: Y-Y-Y-You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying to the moment we leave dying, it will just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream. |
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"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure." |
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"Try not to die like a dog" |
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"what are ya gonna do? where you gonna go? what you get a job, and apartment, then what?!?! you'll be crawlin back to me sayin 'daddy! daddy! gime some!!!!' " --christopher walken "at close range" |
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"Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! In the goddamn refrigerator! Eatin' up all the food. ALL the chitlins... ALL the pig's feet... ALL the colleygreens... ALL the hog-mows. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs FEET!" |
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wow! whats THAT from?????? |
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They're both from |
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funny stuff |
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come on...post some more funny ones!!! |
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Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna.... Bumbawe Atuna... Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me ... Your balls are showing... [smiles] Ace: Bumblebee tuna |
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David Carlton: Tell me, Ali, do you have a job? Ali G: Unfortunately I iz recently gone on the dole... David Carlton: Really? When? Ali G: Eight years and three months ago. David Carlton: Says here you claim disability benefit, are you...? Ali G: Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury - I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger... |
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Harp to Utah: "You know less than nothing. If you even knew that you knew nothing, at least that would be something." - Point Break |
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this one is prolly my fav: "If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Predator |
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"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shots?" - Snatch |
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"Let them eat static!" Khan Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan |
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eh? Lock shot and two smoking barrels you mean surely |
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"THIS TOWNS GETTIN TOO ROUGH FOR ME." -the mexican bartender in The Three Amigos |
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"this town needs an enema" nicholson in 'batman' |
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" i'll do it for a caravan" - Brad Pitt , Snatch |
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'I thought robots were supposed to be all logical and shit, you're just a psycho girl' Alien Resurrection muahahhahahh |
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"Mother! Turn the cooling unit back on! Mother! ...You bitch!" Alien |
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ahahhaha BRILLIANT!!! i mean who woulda thought to call a computer MOTHER....loves IT!!! |
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