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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-10-27 06:28 [#00920346]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker
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"alot of people drive through here, they see farms, fields... sh*t!
i see money. everywhere i go i see money... if ti can move, ANYTHING that can move has my name writ on it:
brad whitewood... PLEASE HOLD FO' DELIBERY!!!!!!"
--christopher walken at close range
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-27 06:34 [#00920350]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to TonyFish: #00917536
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uh, yeah! sorry.. a little mixup there
:)
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-10-27 06:35 [#00920351]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker
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tommy: "that's a nice gun"
brad sr: "f***in' A PLUS it's a nice gun... 350 retail. i got a good price on mine, though.
tommy: "i like it."
brad sr: "well, you can't have it... it's MY gun."
brad jr: "we want to go out with you."
brad sr: "lissen... i already gave you a car. that's nothin'. but i see somethin' special in ya'... i see you GOT SOMETHIN! right here.... between ya' legs."
-- sean penn, chris penn, and christopher walken at close range
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-27 06:36 [#00920352]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular
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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a horrible cunt... Me!"
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-10-27 06:38 [#00920353]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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Morgan Fairchild (Based on an untrue story)- My sense of smell is my bread and butter
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-10-27 06:40 [#00920354]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker
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teri: "i wanna go see brad" brad sr: "can't do it" teri: "and why not???" brad sr: "you can't go in there, you're just a little girl"
lucas: *fiendishly* "a CUTE girl" brad sr: "right! a cute little girl. they'll be lookin' athcoo"
lucas: *rubs chest eagerly* "aw, they'll be lookin' you ALL over"
--mary stuart masterson, crispin glover, and walken at close range
and i promise thats it for this movie, even though i could go ON, and ON, and ON.
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Chri5py
from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-27 06:44 [#00920357]
Points: 2903 Status: Lurker
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"The price you pay, for bringing up my Chinese or American heritage is... I collect your fuckin' head."
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naaic
from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-10-27 07:02 [#00920363]
Points: 1546 Status: Lurker
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here are two great quotes from buffalo 66.
billy brown: "Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can't drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin' on! You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can't drive this kinda car? I'll tell you why, I'm used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves. "
billy brown: "You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you."
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-27 07:09 [#00920367]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker
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Brian: "Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. "
Kenny Davis: "That's it?"
Kenny Davis: "You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch! "
Thurgood Jenkins: "You have smoked yourself retarded."
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