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"Better order us some golf shoes, or we'll never get out of this mess alive" -Duke (Hunter S. Thompson) from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas |
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'you can't handle the truth' - nicholson....a few good men 'here's johnny' - nicholson.....the shinning 'i fart in your general direction' - dunno one of the damn funny python guys =)....'holy grail' ahhhh so many more i could go on and on and on........=) |
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i don't know if these were already quoted...and these *might* not be exact Orgasmo- "Dad, I don't think I'll use hampster syle anymore." "Stop Right there! Jizz Master Zero!" Fight Club- "I fell down some staris...tyler's words coming out of my mouth" "I'm Not tyler durden!...you told us that you'd say that...ok, I AM tyler durden, and i ORDER you to put down the knife...and you told us that you'd deffinatly say that" Oh fight club....that movie change my life...and got me fired from LOTS of jobs...(use your imaginations...) I can't wait until fox finally makes Chuck pahlinook's survivor. (for the nin fans, there HEAVY talk that trent reznor will be doing the score) |
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"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse now "Amateur girlfriends go proskirt agents" - Some greek porn-flick |
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He made him an offer he couldnt refuse. Either his name or his brains would be on the contract. (GODFATHER) Cant remember exactly how it went... it was some time ago. :) |
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The dialogue in the scene in Naked when they're talking about God. David Thewlis goes into this mad monologue about Hegel. Class. The Orb sampled some of it on S.A.L.T of off Orblivion. "Do you ever get the feeling you've been followed?" |
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Say ello to my liddle fwiend - Scarface |
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"When this baby hits 88 Mph - you're gonna see some serious shit!!" - Doc Brown to Marty (BTTF) |
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"E.T. phone home!" |
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"Before i was the learner but now i am the MASTER" "ONly the master of evil darth" obi-wan and darth vader in a new hope |
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"Amanda was fucking a man and a woman" Dear Diary, very funny porno, the quote may not seem all that funny by it's self but I crack up when I hear it cause of the accent of the person that says it :-) This might not be exact but.. "Your insane. No, your insane." Fight Club "And the book says you might be done with the past, but the past isn't done with you" Magnolia FROM BAD BOYS: Julie Mott: "I got an itch" Bad Guy: "You want me to scratch it?" Julie: "Scratch this (Points middle finger)" BG: "Blue eyed bitch..." Julie: "Did you go to college?" Mike: I don't know why you runnin' to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't work! Mike: You freeze, bitch! Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked. Mike: Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. Marcus: And some Skittles. Captain Howard: Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it. Captain Howard: Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowery, you be him, that's what you are, you're him! Marcus Burnett: But I--- Captain Howard: You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him! And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you. Mike: Hello? We're your new neighbors. Don't be alarmed, we're negros. Marcus: Naw man, you use too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. you got to sound more like them. [In high pitched voice] We were wondering if we could borrow a cup of brown sugar. Marcus Burnett: You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?! Mike Lowery: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. Limited edition. Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along. Julie Mott: I don't eat flesh. M |
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Julie Mott: I don't eat flesh. Marcus Burnett: Say what? Julie Mott: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name. Marcus Burnett: It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name. BTW, Dear Diary is worth checking out. It's about this woman in a wheel-chair and one day while out she meets this guy who gives her this magic diary. Whatever she writes down and a person reads will happen, and they get stuck in the diary forever. The main character hates her stepmother so see writes "Amanda is fucking a man and a woman" and when the stepmother reads it well she gets trapped in the diary forever fucking a man and a woman! LOL Very funny indeed =D |
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"Mall Rats" one time my cousen walter got this cat stuck up his ass, true story, and because he bought it at the local mall this whole feasco as all over the news, it was embarassing for my relatives, but the next week he did it again, differend cat , same results and complete with a trip to the emergency room, and then last week i was in the mall and i see him buying another can and i say geeses walt, you know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why dont you just knock it off, and he says brodie, how else am i gonna get the gerbal out? |
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"...it has always been due to human error." HAL S.O. 2001 |
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"All These Moments will be lost in time...like tears in rain...." - Roy Batty (Rutget Hauer) in Bladerunner...an adlib as well so double points for this one... "I want more life, fucker!!"...from the same |
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I'm Brian, and so's my wife |
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"nic nic nic indians" Jack Nicholson/ Easy Rider |
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"it's a good day to die, but the day is not over..." |
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"Spock!? Do something!" |
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Scarface: "this town's like a great big pussy....just waitin' to get fucked. |
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"I am the master of the clit. Remember this fuckin face. Where ever you see clit you'll see this fuckin face. I make that shit work. No one rules a clit like me. Not this little fuck. None of you little fucks out there. I am the clit commander! When it comes to business, this is what I do....I pinch it like this - ohhh you little fuck....ohhhh and I rub my nose." - Jay from Jay and Silence Bob Strikes Back. |
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there is no spoon |
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clockwork orange - "no time for the ol' in/out love, just hear to read the meter" That is one of my personal favorites too. That movie is filled with classic lines. |
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"You dont need to see his identification..." "....these aren't the droids your looking for." hehe.. (btw that was ob1 from a new hope.... starwars, people!!) "I've been waiting for you O B 1..." "If you strike me down, i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" ok ok.. u get the idea just put me down for every single line from the original starwars trilogy : ) ooh, and: "Im sorry Dave... I'm afraid I can't let you do that." (hal from 2001.. in his FREAKY calm voice) |
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ah.. and now for my NON-nerd movie pics:) "You know what they call a 'Quarter Pounder with Cheese' in France?" "No, what?" "They call it a 'Royal with Cheese'... you see, they use the metric system there, they dont know what the fuck a quarter pound is!" hehe.. btw, that was samuel l jackson in pulp fiction and from fight club: "We're practically selling their fat asses back to them" -brad pit describing his soap scheme oporation:) and finally: "I love the smell of napolm in the morning... it smells like... victory" that sargent guy in Appocolypse Now (heh, i spelt appocolypse right this time! ...i better have anyway..:) |
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lol good try aminal, close but no ceegar. =) |
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"That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!" -Mallrats "Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand" -Cool Hand Luke "You are going to die. Until you know that, you are useless" -Fight Club "When you expand it along a long enough timeline, everyone's life expectancy is reduced to zero" -Fight Club "What was I suposed to do? Accuse him of cheating better than I did?" -The Sting "Okay, how about this deal - if you let us go, this guy will suck your dick!" "Despite what you may have heard, not everybody in the security industry is a homosexual" "Okay then, he'll suck my dick, while you watch, and jerk off" "Okay, lets go" -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who are the ball lickers! We're gonna fuck your Mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. When we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who're making the Bluntman and Chronic movie we're gonna make them eat our shit. Then shit out our shit, and then make them eat their shit thats made up of our shit that we made them eat. Then all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot! Hey you, get back here!" -Clerks "You think thats offensive? Take a look at this!" -Clerks "I don't appreciate your ruse lady" -Clerks and thats enough of that... |
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"Your lack of faith is disturbing.." that´s from StarWars I think. |
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"Holy rusted metal Batman!" :Batman Forever |
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admiralozzl: what are you nerd doin' in here???? |
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Batman: "I'm afraid we're not going to get much help from the Batcomputer, Robin. It can't go back to prehistoric times." |
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - the Joker to Batman (Batman the Movie) |
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@cheffe1979: Shut up you darn f**´in piece of crap, you´re a shame for the pic you use . Rather go on with your supersymmetry stuff! Hey dude have some nice holidays - we´ll see us soon enough. (You´re lucky you don´t play Ghost recon online cause otherwise I´d rip off your head and $hit down your neck) @Other messageboard member: Please don´t take this serious, I just know that dude |
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I guessed as much - he had forewarned of your arrival!! |
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<<<<--------------- this is admiralozzl!!!!!!!!!! (just found the pics from labor III, heheheheh) c'mon be serious guys, would you talk to THIS person? |
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Hmmmmmm....you have a point Cheffe1979!! But that would be discrimination though wouldn't it, to not talk to someone just because of the way they look! |
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that's correct (even political correct methinks). but i still have to state that he IS as funny as he looks! i'm just kidding, he's a friend of mine, this was no insult, we're just repeating phrases we use at the university sometimes. but one has to admit anyway: this is the most weird guy i've ever met |
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From some ol´007 Bond movie: -"Do you expect me to talk?" -"No....I expect you to die" |
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and...."We've been expecting you Mr.Bond!!" |
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Well and Cheffe looks like Salacious Crumb´s brother! |
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"D´Oh" - Homer J. Simpson |
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"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom." Randal - Clerks |
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Ohhhh man....he must be real ugly then! Please don't tell me that he smells like him too! :) |
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no more like bantha poodooo |
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<<-------------- *points out admiralozzl's pic and lets it speak for itself** |
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That must be real bad then? ;) |
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But on the second thought I´d rather say he smells like Shai-Hulud (with the only difference that he´s not the spice but pure coffee) |
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"Do or do not, There is no try" - Master Yoda, ESB |
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"Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING CUNT!" - Bobby De Niro, Casino |
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"You best unfuck yourself or I´ll unscrew your head and shit down your neck!" - FMJ |
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