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thread = Fav+ i am in a similar situation, only toned down to a 14 yr old's level, so good stuff is being learned here by me, AND it's kept me in tears for hours. "just be like, dude i like man, like for real i ain't even playin' ya know what im sayin'?" and "Tell her you'd like to at some point be her girlfriend" are both priceless! :D |
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Girls suck. They are so fucked up in the head I'm wondering if I'll ever meet a sane one. |
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not with that attitude give it a suck.. |
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OMFG- so I finally call her and get to talk to her I fucking babbled like a absolute idiot, though I'm hoping it came off as "cute" dear me......... anyway, she got me a little gift or something, and we have a "date" *her words not mine!* for tommorow, she didn't want me to see Punch Drunk Love without her. wow, I have been exploding all day, and this is going to make it worse. I absolutely can't wait for the chance to fuck this up. The wait is killing me! I hope it lasts....... |
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dude, she likes you. no question. chill out and realize you got yourself a girlfriend. |
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i made some music for you to chill out with, check out a few threads down and tell me what ya think.. hahahahah im such a spammer, booya. |
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how do you know? This isn't love like your lawn mowing lady of the night. This is fear, pure and simple. Fear of rejection, fear of fucking things up, and more importantly, fear of not knowing which it really is. I babbled SOOOOOOO badly, she giggled, but FUCK it was bad. Man, should I lay low and let her call me or something? She is supposed to call tommorow @ 5pm for our movie date, FUCK, is this friendship or what? |
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i wouldn't think too much of it... seeing as you are the "clit commander"! come on! you've got to get pumped up for things! don't fucking doubt your babbling self, mmmk? OK! go for the poon tang! or even better... THE SPECIAL SAUCE! ewww! |
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nah if you've already been giggly, you gotta keep calling her. otherwise she'll get mixed signals. |
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fuck, I got to worry about mixed signals now? Mother fucker, I should have know..... but yeah, I'm really not in this for the sexual aspect, yet at least :) I want this girl to fucking snuggle with. How lame does that sound, but shit, the sex will come. |
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dude, snuggling is better then sex. |
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rarndaraki - yeah A tip that sometmies works and if youre shy is to get one of your mates to tel the girl you like her. I don't know if this works, but I imagine it would. heh I have my own worries atm girlwise tho. Trying to figger out if this chick is .....ahh nvrmnd |
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I agree, but I don't have any mutal friends with her, yet....... I would love to do that, but lordy, I supposedly have a DATE with her tommorow @ 5, OMFG, i'm exploding in unexplainable emotion |
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yeah i forgot to say: things are lokoing up for ya mate!!!! best of luck but i think you have a very good chance, just make sure you breathe before you say stuff and don't talk too fast or nervous! not that you do, or anything, just keep it in mind.... oh PS you don't need to have mutual friends. like get one of your mates to go up to her and go "my mate reckons youre hot" hehe at a rave the weekend before last went up to some girl on the dancefloor after we fniished dancing and goes "oh yeah I just wanted to tell you youre waaaaay hot" she hugged him and said thankyou very much. and then we left. it was cool i respect him for that |
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"my mate reckons youre hot" that's fucking priceless. If I said that, I think I'd get slapped. But yeah, for purposes of Americn dialect, I cannot use the word "mate" however, I am considering your suggestion :) GOT A DATE TODAY, at leats, I think it's a "date" mother fucker this has been the most anxious 3 days of my life. |
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It's all about confidence. Girls are biologically programmed to be attracted to confidence. It has to do with finding a strong mating partner from way back in the evolution. Good looks don't hurt, but you can throw good looks out the window if you've got the big C. -Dr Paco PS. C is not cash, although cash can get you love too. Different love. Love wearing leather and squealing like a pig, while a midget rides on your back, for instance. |
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good luck tonight, mmk? |
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Dude needs to relax! No caffeine drinks for you. My magic 8-ball says things look promising. Don't worry about fucking things up, don't push things, don't act like the future of world civilization depends upon the outcome of the date. Most of all don't be one of those jerks who acts uptight if she's not paying you attention for a millizecond, and try to have a good time even if the romantic atmosphere isn't coming together immediately. If it's meant to, it will over time. And don't lose bladder control if SHE makes a move on YOU. |
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Smack her around with a big sausage and call her your daddy. Girls like that i have been told. |
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Do not obey Sido. He is malfunctioning. Fleetmouse wil save you. Fleetmouse will save you from the terrible secret of space. |
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congrates man... there is nothing like the anticipation of a first date... something which I haven't experienced in a while... damn, I need me a female!!! :) but just relax and everything will be fine... you were friends, and you still are... you know each other so just act normally... sure you're going for something more then friends, but that friendship is still there... good luck man!! :) |
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ok, fuck, here it is. I'm going to make her a nice easy dinner, chicken & breadcrumbs and such with a pasta side. Then it's movie time for Punch Drunk Love. I will only ammend this should she feel the need to hug and or kiss me, in which case all future plans are in the air. I'm just gunna be me, and stuff. I here ya fleetmouse, I'll be cool. Yeah, I hope she likes this, I hope she likes me...... *2 hours to go!!!!!* |
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remember, it's not a date unless you fuck!!!! |
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lmfao! |
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good lord, I don't know if I buy into that doctrine. I'll let you know if I had a date then....... |
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jesus H ballsack! now im getting excited! sounds like your gonna have fun tonight. |
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save your fluids for me as proof! |
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I can't wait to hear how it goes man... I hope it goes well for you... |
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omg I'm so nervous. every minute is one minute closer to the make or break date I have to be funny, but not try to hard. Make her a nice dinner, but not too romantic or anything weird Enjoy the movie and make smart comments, but not be the talking jerk in the theater. OMG OMG OMG one hour!!!!!!!!1 OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!1 |
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just be yourself and relax man... she obviously likes the person you are... |
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god i remember those days of doing something with a girl that i really liked. the days of waiting, the minutes of waiting, ah its soo great. its been about six months since tahts happend. |
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get me pumped up for this guys! what should i be listening to? I'm actually bumping some rap to get the energy out, then some BOC to chill me out before I pick her up. kinda aclectic huh? OMG OMG OMG |
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dude, you should tap it before you doing something with her, be niced and chilled. |
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hehe, nothing like the feeling of anticipation... |
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tap it? you mean wack it?? ----------- that would just make me tired |
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MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE BOOGERS IN YOUR NOSE! |
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i don't bring a cd to school just to listen to music. man, when no ones lookin' i flip that shit over and look up my nose. girls don't ever forget a guy with boogers. trust me. |
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if you really want to make the girl laugh, show her this thread. |
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hahaha, yea no shit. |
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actrually, i think im gonna do that, im gonna show it to the girl i have been giving refrences to all this time. hahahaha |
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this thread better expresses my emotions than any jumbled phone call could, prolly be better if she saw this, I'm lame-O at saying how I feel..... 30 mintues or so now...............I'm going to pass out. |
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, she is going to call any minute to have me pick her up...... my stomach is on fire and my head is pouding, this is fucking insane. I can't handle this *dies* |
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just chill....you seem like a pretty competent fellow, it'll work out. good luck! |
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competent? I'm a fucking wreck, this is the craziest emotion ever........ I'm just waiting, waiting for fate, or destiny, or nothing. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK |
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I'm waiting for the post that says: "OH MY GOD she's cutting the chicken with her fork and knife... now she's raising it to her lips, FUCK FUCK FUCK now she's asking what I'm typing!" |
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haha, SHUT UP :-) you're making fun of my disposition. DEAR GOD SHE SHOULD BE CALLING ME NOW...............IF I GET HUNG OUT TO DRY< ALL YOU XLTRONIC FUCKERS WHO TALKED ME INTO THIS ARE GOING TO HAVE HELL TO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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lol btw blatant, i know what u feel and its good i hope she wont play too much tricks on u |
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this whole thread is pretty fucking funny... blatant is gonna look back and laugh |
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i'll be crying if she doesn't call soon MOTHER FUCKER! I built this up like nothing in my life, first time I've really gotten the balls to ask a girl out, and mother of god............ my world is turning upside down this instant MOTHER FUCK!!!!!!!!!! why isn't she calling me????????????????????? *no hair left to pull out, no butterflies left to fuck with my stomach* |
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"I'm waiting for the post that says: "OH MY GOD she's cutting the chicken with her fork and knife... now she's raising it to her lips, FUCK FUCK FUCK now she's asking what I'm typing!" " LOL!! :) |
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