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earthleakage, i had a avatarr made that was basically the same as the one you have now, give orr take. |
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w00t! |
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"No one seems to be sure why erections occur at night - I mean, during sleep. A man usually has four or five while he's asleep: one idea is that the penis chambers don't get enough blood flow to keep them healthy without an erection. The erection delivers oxygenated blood and nutrient-like stuff to the tissues which line the spongy chambers of the penis. " so there. satisfied? |
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morrning bonerrs arre linked to REM sleep. |
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i soooo took yours bitch! |
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havent had sex yet....ive had a couple ov chances too...gonna save it for someone speciall..dont wanna ruin it i guess....oral is still all good though...engage in that now and then. |
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if you're laying in bed with a girl and she tells you she wants to feel vulnerable, does that mean you should fuck her? |
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it doesn't mean you should... it just means she wants you to. |
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if you don't you're gay |
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maybe it just cuz we get horny when were sleeping. it sure happens to me all the time |
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i've been woken up before by someone having sex with me... trust me it sounds a lot dirtier than it really was. i was just talking to my friend about that last night. |
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Fucking chill out!!! I tell you what, i am professing to be great or anything i don't give a fuck either really. It isn't that high on priorities, ok! Secondly it is nothing to do with the fact they haven't had sex, it is a problem i have. So get off that fake pedestal ok!!! |
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check out the latest hit single from GIR 'gonna save it for someone special' i've had my chances in this world should i give it in, give it all? don't wanna ruin it in a big haste my urges of passion could be my fall (chorus) gonna save it for someone special oral is still all good though gonna save it for someone special oral is still all good though |
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well my parents were upstairs. I'm not up for that shit. |
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hand over her mouth, no-one will be the wiser |
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Oh dear... I feel silly now i have calmed down a bit... Ok... |
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Pressure from the bladder. |
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Nah not yet, but soon enough. I'm still one myself, but that will probably all change with my gf when she comes to visit. Reading this thread did give me some concerns though. :[ |
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Yes, and it wasn't so bad :) |
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Hehe I woke up my girl once with my fingers she was like "What th.... OH okay carry on haha" Also yeah she copped the wrath of morning boners a few times "Oi wake up! Stop poking into my side! Get off!" First girl I did it with made a big thing of it "Whoa you're going to remember me for the rest of your life hahaha" so I told her that's true but it was up to her HOW I'd remember her. |
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Yeah, first for both of us. It was scary, she tried to eat me afterwards. Don't spiders do that too? |
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black widows do that, as do praying mantises |
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As often do the members of the Mygolomorph family (tarantulas). Primarily Theraphosids and Pocilotheria. |
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WHO'S YOUR DADDY LONGLEGS, B-ARCH? |
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my last sex gf asked me to do that kind of stuff. she always slept naked and said she wouldn't mind if i was touching her while she were sleeping. and before you get the wrong picture: no, i didnt ask for it ;) |
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DUDE YOU SHOLD HAVE LIEK WANKED OF AND BLOWN NIT IN HER FACE WHIE SHE SLEPT!!! OMG |
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lol wakey wakey! *squirt* :D |
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...Yeah and the funiest thing is she'd be wde awake all irritated and you'd be like "mmmf call me in the morning" and pass out on the bed ZING Nah, that's cruuuuel. |
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bwahahhaha best cruelty evar!!!! |
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I love it when you wake up being given a BJ :D |
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^ That is my dream. I will praise the girl who does this will licks all day to the glistening pink warm area untiul she shudders and squeals over and over. |
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i had 5 virgins and anotherfew Half virgins |
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half virgins? wtf? anal virgins? |
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my last g/f kept me waiting for about 7 weeks before we shagged - and then she wanted it up the ass. Christ, she knew exactly what she was doing. on the other hand, she refused to go on top at all and the one time i got her to have a go she was absolutely useless. Still she was mad for it up the bum so i miss that about her.... great at BJ's too. |
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I am a virgin. Anybody who wants to have sex with me can add their name to this list. |
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where? |
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Come to Detroit. We will have hot passionate coitus. I know ODPLUSPLUS wants to get in on this action as well. Maybe we can get Perry to come too. |
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perry too huh? geez. and what about thanksomuch? |
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Thanksomuch goes without saying. I keep her in my closet for these occasions. |
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Yep. |
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occasions? what kind of a virgin are you? don't tell me you regard the concept of being a virgin as being a two valued predicate where person X is virgin with respect to person Y if and only if they haven't had sex with eachother before (as opposed to just having had sex in general (the one valued predicate). |
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She's been in there for 19 years. |
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nah girls that tried to fuck with a guy beore but they didn't really let the guys finish soon as they guy put the dick in they told them to stop and shit so for me they are hlaf virgins |
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WATMM INVASTICON! |
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off-topic: jedy - were you swimming last week? i might have seen you! |
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wow, this topic really took off! What i meant was whos dumped a virgin? Ah well, thanks for the stories ****ed = dumped |
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no mate where do you swim? |
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