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:D!!!!!!! I can't have sex till mid-august! WOE IS ME! |
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yikes |
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I'M NOT LYNIG! |
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There are things of which you do not know. And i speak of only things that are legal ;) |
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I'M NOT LYING EITHER! |
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AHHHH, how bout that. Do I dare ask what was it about? |
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HE'S NOT LYING!!! |
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dont meddle in your nosey panda ! |
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I splashed a virgin "power U" as Masta Killah would have said |
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shit is right....calm down there buddy! is that weed youre showing us? |
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Thanks virginpusher :) |
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No and i don't think i could, too much of a headfuck. |
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Hey, screw you..we're all born virgins. Give those who havent had sex a break. "to much of headfuck" what makes you think you dont "fuck like a virgin" |
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btw, how can you tell if they're virgins? i mean, you can tell a difference between someone experienced and someone who's not, but even in this case you can't be sure...unless you trust them 100%...which is very bad, if you do. |
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2 of em. but its not really that great for a girl's first time |
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the blood and the painful screaming is one hint :> |
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painful screaming?? good lord, its not that bad. |
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joyful screaming? |
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I'm pretty sure there is not screaming, probably owww and moans of pain but screaming? I doubt that much, unless youre a black man with a 9 inch cock :) |
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errrg... it was for me! it was horribly painful! |
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How about if you fuck yourself, does that count? ..hypothetically of course. |
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oook |
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i'm glad i'm a dude |
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Dont because one dude said his penis hurt and was bruised afterwards....HA! |
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yeah, but peeing with a hard on isn't a joyful experience either |
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agreed. pooping with a hard-on on the other hand, now that is FUN. |
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The thread is now dead. |
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haha, I never understood why guys wake up with hard ons |
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bwahahahahaha!!!! |
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Dear Thread, Â Â Â Â please die. Regards, DJ XxXAaAMmMAaAXxX |
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ya damn straight it was painful bizzatch! you know it! |
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one of lifes mysteries. every fucking morning i have to deal with this problem. being a dude isn't as easy as you think! |
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no, but i want to. |
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yeah... it was also awful and meaningless. damn straight! |
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what's wrrong with meaningless sex? just because you'rre not playing pool forr money doesn't mean it's not fun. |
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Oh but it does cost. It's getting ridiculous. It's 1.50 in some places. |
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because it doesn't feeel gooood. yer just doing it because that's what people do. i can honestly say that over 50% of every single time i've had sex, i was just doing it....because, i dunno,, but it wasn't too enjoyable. |
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tragedy needs a good headfuck |
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but do you really want to know? |
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monoid, will you go out with me? |
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bring it on |
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you only have to get tragedy drunk so she can enjoy meaningless sex with you. she said so herself |
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i felt the same way!!! fuck society and their bullshit! |
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fuck girls and ignore their bullshit! :D |
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does "fucking yourself" count? |
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well of course.... ? |
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i think you're really hot TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! |
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maybe you'rre just doing it wrrong. i don't think sex could feel 'bad', everr. |
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im still searching for a better explanation than " we're just sex-machines". in the meanwhile: "Men usually have erections while they are sleeping. It is normal for men to have between two and six erections every night. Men who don't have erections during sleep usually have a physical cause for ED. On the other hand, men who have erections during sleep are generally diagnosed as having ED that stems from psychological causes. Because of this difference, the monitoring of erections during sleep has become an important method of distinguishing physical vs. psychological causes of ED." |
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