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walking girlfriend home last nite, two girls (perfect chav stereotypes) who she used to know years ago, walk up and accuse her of sending some offensive text to someone or some shit like that, even though she doesnt have their phone numbers, outside the church. she denies it and they start slapping her in the face. i try to pull her out, one of the mpushes me away and the other one knocks her to the floor. i have to run between them all and pick her up. she shouts "i dont want anything to do woth you people!" and one of them comes back, grabs her arm and says "excuse me what did you just say?" followed by more slaps. the missus is so worked up by now, she is joining in. i drag her away, running, trying to get her away from them. about 10 people are standing outside the supposed house of god, none of them give a toss. closer to her house they walk up again saying "we want to apologise". she is crying her bloody eyes out so i say to them "she doesnt want it". they do it all again, one of the chav/scum saying "i only wanted to apologise you fucking bitch" while she knocks my girlfriend to the floor again. the other chav/scum says to me "you dont realise, im the only thing stopping the davises from getting you" whatever the fuck that means. she gets up and is so worked up by now she joins in again, jast as bad as them. so i run up the road a bit and try to call the police. not that they care. eventually the chavs get bored and walk off, i sit there with girlfriend in the pavement while she cries for about half an hour. police dont turn up. loads of other people walk past during all this, none of them care in the slightest. there are two species of human in this town. no joke. this "chav" thing is real. this country has a real problem. |
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most people are a bunch of lowlife cunts, you know |
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Crazy. Do the chavs have a rival faction, like a mod vs rocker thing, or do they just torment everybody and your GF just happened to be an everybody? |
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Wait, you were in the vicinity of girlfriend while she was getting her ass kick? What the fuck were you doing? ...third species: Boyfriends who watch their girlfriends get pummeled. |
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they torment anyone who doesnt buy fags and booze for them when they are underage |
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girls can be chavs too?! |
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i was pulling her away from them, or trying to |
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damn, i feel for you and your missus mate. chav's seem to have no conscience or fear of the law and thrive on being violent cunts. i would advise getting a cab home in future to avoid such incidents. me and some mates were walking through a park last year, got chatting to some chavs about picking up something to smoke. it ended with my mate being bottled in the face. now he can't smell. cunts |
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i know, its awful. you cant even walk through town anymore. the irony is, this town has an idyllic attractive rural tourist market town image to it. and its totally false. people move here thinking it is a lovely place to live. the police and the town council just dont acknowledge any problems at all because it will ruin this image. |
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where are you? i'm in tunbridge wells (a royal borough/town) famed for its snootiness, but chav's have infiltrated in through the council home side of town. the trouble is, there's so fucking many of them. i once heard two female chav's calling each other "faakin' chav's" and it ended in a fight, one girl losing most of her hair in the process. needless to say i didn't interject to inform them that it was highly likely they were indeed both of the chav species. |
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these idiots lack the necessary characteristics to be described as human beings... they totally lack, empathy, guilt, conscience, love. they're a breed of rabid psychotics. |
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Ross on Wye. "an attractive market town set in the beautiful Marches countryside" note: if you sit at the market house (picture) for more than 10 minutes after 6 o'clock, you are guaranteed to have fag ends, empty strongbow cans or stones thrown at you. while tourists take pictures of the building. |
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i feel for you,if it makes any difference ive knocked out 2 chavs out this year,as a result i sport a busted knuckle as we speak. |
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become a professional bodyguard / chav beater. this will be big business some time soon! |
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your are not far wrong,these chavs are becoming a full time problem. |
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ah shit man that's a horrible situation indeed. i think you probably know by now how much i hate the chav species and how much i want to brutally murder them all. i have to say that in that situation i probably would have flipped (being a generally volatile personality) and have taken down the girl chavs in my rage. not saying that i condone violence towards women at all in any way |
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i nearly did. i had the urge to push them in the road. but doing stuff like that just makes you one of them. |
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i literally live like 25 minutes away from tunbridge wells! i was there not but a few days ago having drinks in cassadies (an Irish pub near pizza express and the little kfc) but yeah, even tunny wells still has its chav problem. my sister described an incident from last week involving a number of male and female chavs being cunts as usual |
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true, you were the better man in this situation. how's your girl right now? no doubt shaken up i imagine |
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Where does the word chav come from? The origin I mean. |
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yeh... but what these chavs need is a big hug & understanding (i'm being sarcastic) bring back corporal punishment i say. seriously, these scumbags have got to learn. |
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*takes a puff from pipe and sits back in creaky old expensive chair* I say we hang one as an expample for all |
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from the opposite side of the room,hang half and make the other half swim for there freedom |
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*takes a sip of baileys and leans back in creaky old cheap swivel chair from Focus* we need more coppers. we have one "community support officer" in this town. he is a total ignorant incompetant wanker. i dont think he can even talk. and all the rest of the cops just dont give a toss, they would rather sit in their car eating donuts than lift a finger to help anyone in the town. what happened to Labour's "policeman on every street corner" thing? |
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haha brilliant! you're on board |
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k, what suggestions do you guys have? cp works round the rest of the world yet we have this stupid PC approach with everything. the only people that have this PC approach are usually the ones that are safe and hidden away from it all. |
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get a room with water four feet deep, and lock them in it for a week. give them enough food. they can stand around in it fine but when they need to sit down or sleep, they are screwed. |
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oh really, where abouts you from razor? cassidys used to be my drinking hole, but then everyone stopped going, plus my ex-girlfriends ex drinks there and i loathe the bloke after what he did to my ex. "chav's for hire" now there's a business idea. did you ever see chris morris's jam where this bloke paid stupid people to get them off parking fines and shit. hilarious! |
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have a watch of "street crime uk" some time and you'll see that most of them coppers don't not even half the amount of balls they need to have to deal with chavs. the problem is that chavs don't fear the law because they have nothing to live for. their lives are empty and full of anger for a world that gave them nothing but shite from the first day they were born. this is without a doubt a matter of class and an ever growing divide between the huge middle class and those left behind in the remaining working and new working classes. society has forgotten about them and they are fighting back the only way they know how. |
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they are full of anger. and the way they act is making me full of anger. you cant win. aaaaaaaaahgrrhg |
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i'm in buxted (near heathfield and uckfield - both a bit chavvy in themselves). i went to wetherspoons recently and decided that i hated it with a fucking passion. all the typical blokes standing around with their tight short sleeved shirts and 'trendy' hair cuts (always a pint in hand). all the filthy sluts with their minges hanging out mouthing off bollocks endlessly whilst cackling and falling for any man that fits the bill of traditional bloke (times haven't changed a bit). the only reason i really went their is because of the cheap drinks and that it's the only place who sells kopparbergs cider (nice stuff). i have to say that all in all, i do prefer brighton to tunbridge wells, and only £3 on the 29 bus to get there from tunbridge wells! bargain :D |
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i love chris morris but i don't belive i saw that particular thing |
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spot on. ALL weatherspoons are like that. |
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i live in germany and the uk. for some reason there Seems to be more far more violence in britain than in germany. well. according to statistics scotland is the most violent country in the developed world, in which you are 3 times more likely to get attacked than in the united states. |
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i currently live a one minute walk round the corner from wetherspoons in t-wells. it's cheap, so attracts the scum. and i used to live in crowborough, went to school as a kid in five ashes and know people in heathfield. small world i guess! |
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my mate got threatened with death in wetherspoons, we don't go there anymore |
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weatherspoons is a scum house. the people who go in there are the people who outside will walk up to you for literally no reason and say "are you starting?" [a fight] they all wear cheap imitation rugby shirts or those crpa shirts with generic US university logos on them, with tennis shoes and never a coat even in winter. usually crap spikey hair too. |
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i know all those places so well! i used to catch the 52 bus from five ashes every morning. fond fond memories and crowborough i know it so well. it does have some nice bits like more near the gold course end but generally i have always viewed it as a little shitty (not as bad as uckfield though. god damn i hate that place) |
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jesus! that's extreme! last time i went there i tripped up in the toilet and some guy said "watch your step", i chuckled and he said "i'm not laughing mate" in a really aggressive manner. i got really pissed off so i went into the stall and pissed on the floor as my revenge against wetherspoons (i'm wacky like that) |
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haha the one in my town has a set of stairs going down to the toilets. i pissed on the stairs once |
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nice one! *high fives* |
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FUCKING CHAV CUNTZZZ!!!! |
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all of this is pretty shocking to me. i wish all you UK'ers the best of luck in your fight for survival. |
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this country sux. i hate it here. wherever you go it is the same. can i come to dutch-land? |
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this happened in ancient greece too it sucks though |
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yeah absolutely. don't know if it's much better though. there's hardly any 'countryside'. but absolutely zero chavs where i live. never had a single problem here for 5 years now. i wanna go to england. |
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no you dont! well, if you do come here, be careful where you go. and anyway, i dont want countryside! its pretty out here, but theres fuck all to do except sit at home and piss around on crap internet forums all day (whoops.....) |
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haha at least you dont get your head lopped off by gangs with swords like in those days, well not so often anyway |
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Aint it so that a "chav" is the british equivalent of americas "white trash"? |
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sounds about right to me. |
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