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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-29 04:55 [#01945342]
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probably.

chav = kids wearing bling and tracksuits and burberry
baseball caps, lonsdale, nike, adidas, ellesse, etc. all
that urban/gangsta shit. underage drinking and smoking,
stealing stuff, beating people up for no reason. neutrally
glance at them for a split second and they shout "are you
startin?", "wha da fuk are you lookin at?" , "piss off you
fukin wierdo", and throw things at you, etc.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-29 04:57 [#01945343]
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they never have a job either. and never go to school.
usually drive horrible looking Novas or Saxos with dusty
dented bodykits held on with masking tape. they probably
stole the cars too.


 

offline pf from Finland on 2006-07-29 04:57 [#01945344]
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hate 'em all ready!


 

offline pf from Finland on 2006-07-29 04:59 [#01945345]
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Did you hit any of them?


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-29 05:01 [#01945346]
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never do that. if you do, you will end up being sucked into
a huge vendetta against your whole family and swarms of
chavs that you dont even recognise will attempt to beat you
and your family up whenever they come into town. seriously.



 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-07-29 05:02 [#01945347]
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this wouldn't happen in Japan!


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-29 05:03 [#01945349]
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japan = heaven

no poverty, no war, no religion, loads of high-tech stuff.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2006-07-29 09:15 [#01945402]
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Kill them before they have a chance to breed.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-07-29 09:23 [#01945405]
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Doesn't Tridenti have a cool chav hat?


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-07-29 09:25 [#01945406]
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cool chav hat is an oxymoron!


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-07-29 09:28 [#01945408]
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cant stand those scumbag cunts, it doesnt happen as
frequently over here at it seems to in the uk but we do have
quite alot of travelers, the type that would steal your
house and sell it back to you for a very unreasonable price


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-07-29 12:27 [#01945469]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



You could make homemade mace with hot peppers. Put it in a
good squiort bottle. I know its illegal in the uk, but who
cares.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-29 13:34 [#01945487]
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in a way its quite sad. the working class has lost its
direction. manual labour jobs are thin on the ground in
areas of the country which depended on them. many feel its
too late or impossible to enter education, and there is
social stigma associated with that also. people become
jaded and isolated. many of the working class of yesteryear
have improved their quality of life and are now middle
class. look at the labor party. it is now more reflective of
the views of the middle classes than its working class
socialist roots. urban rot has kicked in the areas where
work dried up, and those not fortunate enough to move to
more affulent areas have stuck around, and with urban rot
comes social rot. people have no motivation, no drive, no
prospects whatsover. with a lack of education people will
express their frustration, concsioussly or not, through
agressive means.

also in the last few years, the term 'chav' has been picked
up on by the media. this is probably a bad thing. it
suddenly shifted from being something you were, to something
you could argue people aspired to be. it became a fashion
statement. celebrities picked up on it. it made chavs a
figure of fun. it made light of the fact that there is
serious social disintergration within our allegedly
'classless society'

you dont have to look very far to find conditions that are
on par with developing countries in the uk. is it anywonder
that we have people like this? if you've nothing to live
for, you've nothing to lose. shag who you want. do as many
drugs, rob someone, assult, makes no odds, things are fucked
up anyway. don't get me wrong, i'm not looking on them
sympathetically, but i just feel rather than 'kill chav
scum' the bigger picture should be addressed.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-07-29 14:24 [#01945505]
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Won't be the first time the down trodden have been used as
a fashion statement. Aggression + poverty = Rock and Roll,
Rap, anything worth anything in pop culture. Maybe something
will come of it.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-07-29 14:29 [#01945506]
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Being poor is not an excuse to be aggressive either. Thats
a guilt trip laid on everyone else. Lots of poor people work
hard and obey the law.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-29 14:35 [#01945508]
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no its not. but not every poor person is a 'chav', see?


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-07-29 14:39 [#01945509]
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So...everything I've seen on Little Britain is actually
real?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-07-29 14:55 [#01945516]
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Why didn't you punch those girls in the faces?


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-30 03:29 [#01945682]
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they are under 16 (minors) so if i retaliated in any way i
would probably get locked up. this country's legal system is
a fucking sick joke.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-30 03:33 [#01945684]
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and i hear last night that the same two girls were waiting
for me and girlfriend to walk the same route. luckily she
was staying elsewhere that night - shes going away for a
week - so i didnt bump into them.

the two fucking chav sub-humans also told some of my friends
that me and my girlfriend had "started it" by "mouthing off"
at them. even though i have never had the will to even look
at them, let alone communicate with them in any way.

funny, the friends of mine they spoke to were once beaten up
by them aswell.
and his girlfriend lost her dad out of the blue one day last
year, and she was accused of "making it up" and "faking it"
by another group of Homo chavvius things, and her house was
egged several times. she moved to another town because of
it.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-30 04:23 [#01945702]
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if you mean vicky pollard, YES.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-07-30 04:29 [#01945711]
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So no lady sovereign fans on the board eh?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-07-30 04:50 [#01945721]
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i'm so angry now i just wanna go out onto the streets with a
lead pipe and carry out some justice of my own


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-30 04:57 [#01945724]
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one of the kids/things is in care. a local "care home"
company owns her, the same one that owns my girlfriend (in
care too - they used to know each other aeons ago). and
their HQ is just down the road. i will probably complain to
them tomorrow about the chav thing before she and her friend
steal my phone and wallet.

the childcare welfare shit / whatever in this lame country
is fucked up too. the guy who owns this care company (called
Solutions Prory or someting) has got so rich exploiting
disadvantaged kids, he owns three planes. and they do not
remotely attempt to control or educate the kids in their
care. they are born into poverty, they are taken into care
and Solutions Priory give them a roof over their heads, and
nothing else, until they are 18 and then they literally boot
them out, and they go back to poverty. not that these kids'
history is any excuse for their behaviour.

they have a "school" too. they deliberately keep all the
kids in the company at a really low retarded level so they
get more funding for Special Needs. they nearly made my
girlfriend a retard. i saved her from that sickening place.


 

offline Aesthetics from the IDM Kiosk on 2006-07-30 04:57 [#01945725]
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That's some serious shit..

Sound to me like it's about time to leave that social
environment as some of your friends also know the "chavs".


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-30 05:02 [#01945727]
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i dont really know any of them, i dont want to. my
girlfriend used to know them since she used to live with
some of these fucked up kids when she lived in the Solutions
care homes / battery farms. you can't escape them. many a
time ive seen friends go into hiding for a week after
getting beaten up and had stuff stolen by someone they dont
know.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-07-30 05:37 [#01945741]
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sorry to hear about your situation in england.i hope it dont
spread to other countrys


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-07-30 05:38 [#01945742]
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keep it up knocking them bastards down : )


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-30 15:36 [#01946186]
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I blame the cunts for the situation they're in. They get
free schooling, free dole, free healthcare, everything.
I say we kick out all the white trash and replace them with
hard working asians.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-07-30 16:18 [#01946238]
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I've never had any trouble with chavs.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-30 16:28 [#01946245]
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I've never had much trouble directly. Mainly 'cause I have
short hair, quite bland dress sense (plain t-shirts/hoodies
+ jeans +classic trainers) But I know a lot of people have
have had the shit kicked out them by these reprobates.
Yeah, we have to sort out the social problems that cause
these problems in the long run (*sigh*, how wet does that
sound..), but also teach anyone who behaves violently
towards innocents a fucking good lesson.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-07-30 16:48 [#01946264]
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is that because you are one?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-07-30 16:58 [#01946270]
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you sound like a chav.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-07-30 17:11 [#01946281]
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love you


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-07-31 03:56 [#01946486]
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Agreed. I don't buy the "society did this to them" argument.
Yes, there are plenty of ex-industrial towns where it may be
partially true, but there are plenty of places where jobs
are not in short supply and people have great prospects, but
you still get chavs. For example, Swindon has the highest
rate of employment in the country, but you still get chavs
there. I used to live in Cirencester, which is a bit like
Tunbridge Wells (incidentally I've seen the scum hanging
around the clock tower there). Lovely picturesque place,
tourism is the main industry, nice olde worlde charm,
perceived high level of education, affluence, loads of
nearby non-urban areas for kids to play/hang around etc.
Doesn't stop you getting packs of chavs there.

I come from an ex-docking town that had its one main source
of employment scuppered when Maggie closed the pits. If the
chav-apologists are right, by rights I should have dropped
out of school and become scum because of the extremely
limited opportunities here. Instead I worked hard at school
and then moved to where there were jobs. By and large, the
ones I see hanging around pissing their lives away now are
the ones who dicked about and were pricks in school.

Oh and for whoever asked what the origins of the word "Chav"
were, Coppers used to refer to scum as "Council
Housed and Violent". A few people think
it comes from "Chavvie" a Romany word for "Kid", but I'd say
the former is more likely.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-31 05:51 [#01946500]
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I like Ceri JC's sassy libertarian attitudes.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2006-07-31 06:36 [#01946512]
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Don't believe Ceri's lies. I've met the guy in the flesh and
all he does is sit around his Gibby council flat drinking
white cider, smoking resin and mucking about on his
scrambler bike.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-31 06:51 [#01946515]
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out of interest what do you belive to be the root cause of
these degenerates?


 

online big from lsg on 2006-07-31 06:59 [#01946521]
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online big from lsg on 2006-07-31 07:02 [#01946525]
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ceri is professor chavology


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2006-07-31 07:03 [#01946527]
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I thought the british put these kids into special camps, are
they out of money?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-07-31 07:06 [#01946530]
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they put about 5 of them on a tv show a year. its not
working nearly fast enough. national service would be a good
idea, but i'd have to be old enough to not be eligeable
first


 

offline xceque on 2006-07-31 07:10 [#01946531]
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Bloody bunch of long-haired work-shy layabouts! String em up
I say, it's the only language they understand! I blame the
parents. String them up too.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-31 08:59 [#01946566]
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its a lack of respect/acknowledgement for authority which
means they have no intention of having a job or an
education. so they sit around with nothing to do but steal
things since without a job they cannot afford anything of
their own.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-07-31 09:25 [#01946585]
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when there's freedom things are guaranteed to go wrong. it's
in human nature for things to fuck up.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-07-31 11:40 [#01946708]
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i suspect your girlfriend is like "bunny" from the big
lebowski. she owes money all over town. by associating with
her, you're putting yourself in harm's way. don't come
running, crying, when you're assaulted by a knife-wielding
21-year-old garage MC.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-07-31 12:16 [#01946735]
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ps you are a fucking legend
:D


 

offline scruffpot from plymouth (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 09:57 [#01948320]
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Ross-on-wye is rubbish, lived there for about 18 years, as a
nipper eventually escaped, there is nothing to do there its
full of chavs and inbreds.
All there is to do is sit in the market place get drunk on
white lightening or watch the local youth drive round the
one way system all night playing crap dance music with their
13 yr old girlfriends. lappers and slappers we call them.
Their isnt anything to do because the council decided to
keep ross the same as it was in the olden days recobble the
road, put up fake victorian lamposts, got rid of a
successful foriegn market etc we were going to have a cinema
but never did, they took down the skate park, mainly because
the council are full of old people with bad views on the
'Youff of Today' and we had a certain mayoress I wonder how
she got in to power??? PROW you suck. The only club in town
is a dive jaquolines nightspot, or Jaxs to the locals, they
heve a DJ but we think he mimes.And the charlie, umm dive,
but the hope is ok i suppose some nights or the crown.
Weatherspoon shite hole.
To be honest if your over 25 in ross you ahve about 4 kids
living in a coucil house, so get out while you can.
Yeah i feel sorry for you Ezkerraldean for the situation you
got in. Next time Im back in town come out with me and my
crew, we are slightly notorious for causing havoc around
ross and scaring chavs.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 11:16 [#01948355]
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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-03 12:07 [#01948407]
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ha, PROW, the council, the market house, white
lightening............... all so true!


 


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